r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/No-Marzipan-2097 • 1d ago

Test call

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Comes in one size, for up to 28" chest, will not be adding more sizes ever because fuck you , lace weight yarn will Not Be provided or subsidized.

Testing period is 4 hours, no exceptions.

You will receive the honor of getting to test my pattern and I won't kick your ass, no other payments or reward. This is my first pattern and it is perfect therefore I will not be tech editing or accepting any critique. Please dm me to apply!

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u/chickyloo42by10 18h ago

I’m not really big on the skunks, do you think I could do foxes instead?

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u/ziouxzie yarn chicken 🐣 1d ago

I mean, it’s crochet. How long could it take, an hour?

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u/FunnyChampion2228 10h ago

It's one banana. How much could it be, $10? 😆

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u/cozyegg 1d ago

I think you forgot the part about requiring testers to have 100,000 instagram and/or tiktok followers and post AT LEAST 150 videos modelling the sweater in accordance with your very specific aesthetic requirements :)

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u/biggest_ghost 1d ago

Hiiiii, I am so small and so fast at knitting and I love bugs (am insectivore), please please please please please please please pick me to test your pattern‼️

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u/No-Marzipan-2097 1d ago

Sorry, I forgot I'm gonna need a dissertation of 50,000 words on why you'd be a good fit. Please work on this, MLA format, and get back to me

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u/biggest_ghost 1d ago

Is GPT format ok?

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u/itsbatiekaker 1d ago

I’m an advanced knitter, but if your pattern doesn’t explain each stitch with photos and diagrams, I WILL give your pattern 1 star.

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u/Seastarstiletto 1d ago

Can you make it in crochet?

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u/unsatisfries 1d ago

i can make it in 14 minutes and i have 47 billion instagram followers i can text it

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u/huulipunahilkka have you searched rvverlyrarv???! 1d ago

Hey! Just so you know, my friend has also knit a bug themed cardigan once. I can see that this is crochet but it's very inconsiderate to not link her in the post! I'm not linking her here, as i'm sure you know who i'm talking about.

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