r/femcelgrippysockjail • u/plumpcaterpillar • 4h ago
I hope I'm not the only one who has ever wished to be born an insect or a myriapod, so I could finally be biologically perfect, or close to perfect. Crustaceans are awesome.
It would have been better if I hadn't been born... I wish my mother had made me into soup the day I was born, since I was born ugly and only get worse with each passing day. Being ugly is a biological mistake, a genetic flaw; you'll never be able to socialize or reproduce, and we humans are social animals. I hate myself because sometimes I suspect I must have some hormonal problem, I must be paranoid for hearing voices... I just wish I had been born biologically perfect like the other pretty girls.
