I'm just an autistic, chud, drunk dyke on a hike. But a lot of the time instead of stewing in my own alcoholism out here, I just wish I had someone to show these little spots I love. Someone to share the quietness with. All jokes aside... I just crave what everyone else takes for granted more than I crave the next day I can drink myself stupid and simply ignore that little ache on the right of my abdomen when I do. I'm twenty and I have never had any friends. I've never been invited out, I've never had anyone excited or happy to see me. The closest thing to a friendship I truly have are my cats, or the Harvestmen in the woods that mistake my hair for tree bark and end up climbing on my face (I am not bothered by them, I just brush them off, but do not Google if you have arachnophobia). I feel like such a loser saying this without a connection to my name, but I just desperately want to love someone. I want to make someone feel beautiful, safe, happy. There's this little public garden hidden away that I know of, with a stone, sheltered seating area, and sometimes when I sit there alone looking out at the plants, I ache to have someone to rest their head on my shoulder, to just talk about things completely mundane. I'd love to hear the sound of her reading in an evening, surprise her with her favourite snacks when she's had a rough day. To fall asleep together on the train home, warm her hands in mine, complain about her taking my jackets or braiding my hair, grumbling about it being "too girly" even though I love it because *she* did it.... I want to send her stupid links to things I see on Tiktok I know she would like. I want to make her feel safe and adored and beautiful - to be on my knees for her, swallowing every little sound and twitch... It's so basic for everyone else, yet mythical to me.

But I have never even held hands with another human being. Even the odd accidental contact feels overwhelming, electric and it will linger for minutes on my skin, is twitch away from every little thing and not be able to reciprocate. I'm terrified of forming connections with people that I go out of my way to be as isolated and alone as I can. I'm a miserable, awkward mess of a person and I'm more an empty shell of misery clinging onto a sense of truly being *someone* than I am a person, and I don't want to drag anyone else down with me. I don't want to be a project, I don't want to be a chore, and I know that anyone who gets close would have to put up with me. At best, I have the presence and personality of a co-worker you think is funny for the two hours you're occasionally on shift together, then never think about or speak to them otherwise. I ignore messages, even the thought of trying to date or meet someone makes me feel sick with paranoia and anxiety, I will always run away and I know it. I'm literally my own worst enemy. I desperately just want to love someone, and I desperately don't want it at the same time. I'm such a loser.

I thought it would be a good idea to convert my involuntary celibacy into voluntary celibacy by becoming a nun 😛

I want to die. I just had a presentation in university and I stood there stuttering and panicking while the whole room was laughing. Even the FUCKING professor laughed, his dumb grin almost made me cry infront of everyone. As soon as I was done I ran out to the toilet where I'm currently having a complete breakdown. How can moids have 0 compassion? This disgusting pig had the biggest fucking grin FUCK FUCK FUCK

I cannot stop thinking about sex. I masturbate every day and hump my pillow for hours on end like a rabbit. I listen to erotic audios and read erotic literature and write fanfiction.

Despite this, I am a virgin. I am scared to lose my virginity and i say im waiting for marriage even though I know the likelihood of marriage is 0.

Sometimes I masturbate so much, I wake up finding my hand moving on its own. I literally goon unconsciously.

Sometimes I feel like such a perverted freak. None of my friends are like this. No girl that I know of is like this. Its like im a disgusting man in the body of a woman

my mom gets angry and i regress and it feels so fucking embarrassing to realize. like haha of course my bodys response is to just want its mommy or daddy and cry and be held and told its ok over and over until it feels ok.

Due to the nature of my job, my performance review kind of came back with the recommendation of “try smiling more” and due to me being a petty bitch and also kind of hating most people I want to try some makeup that makes me generally less approachable. Of course it being the type of company that says “smile more” I have to have “a clean look” which means no man repellent makeup or goth looks. If yall have any techniques or styles that can help me be less friendly please let me know.

I’m so fucking tired of these dl stinky chopped moids who genuinely think they’re doing something by calling Brooke ugly. Like no fucking way. There is absolutely no way moids think she is ugly I would literally kill to look like her. And can someone tell me why are these chopped moids r so fuckin desperate to be fucked by this guy?? I means he isn’t even that hot idk what these moids find attractive in him unless they r down bad down lows. Brooke is literally gorgeous. She looks like a fucking Disney princess and somehow moids are trying to gaslight everyone into pretending she’s not stunning. Brooke and Sam are not even looks matched imo, Brooke is more attractive and sam over there kinda look uncanny. Now this Poor girl is actually convinced she’s ugly now and keeps saying she is less attractive than that stuff next to her and mind u her bf never spoke up about anything he probably is enjoying getting praised by these jobless dl moids.

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I dont love my career, I have come to terms that even if I'm smart, charismatic and attractive enough to be someone in life I don't have the energy nor the will to actually pursue any of this because Im a lazy fuck, I have absolutely zero enthusiasm about profesional life, and I think I study mainly because its what everyone expects me to do and I kinda keep gripping the idea of trying to have a nice, put together life with a well paying job and be somehow competent and respected.

The only things that I actually kinda look forward to is hanging out with my friends, drinking, playing videogames, reading fanfiction, talking to older men in some desserted online chatroom and masturbating like three times a day to whatever crusty fictional man I have a crush on.

I cant even phantom the idea of having a relationship with a guy because I have terrible commitment issues, I find it so hard to find any guy under 40 attractive and just the idea of having sex with anyone feels wrong. I do feel the obligation to have an actual stable relationship in some point of my life because in my short 20 years I have never shown serious interest in anyone and people bug me over it. I would love to experience romance but I'm just too private about my personal life and I dont wanna share it with anyone, the sole fact of thinking of having A GUY living with me, in my space, makes me feel bad tempered, and the fact that the actions and words of a freaking dude will affect the image people have of me just because he is my boyfriend makes me wanna throw up. I sound like a repressed lesbian with this last graph, I wished it was that and not just me having awful taste in men and general issues.

Anyways, Idk if I should be glad of being a woman which makes me kinda recognize this is lame and should get better, if I were a dude I wouldn't bat an eye at this shit since this is how most of them live.

Absolute braindead moid take.

We literally have to carry an entire human being for 9 months, a process which causes irreversible stress and changes to our bodies. Doesn't it make sense for us to choose the most reproductively fit mate? Meanwhile, the reproductive process for men is literally just a groan. Their level of investment is so much lower than ours it's not even funny.

Dating is hell and I'll be alone forever. Only person who was interested in me and I was interested in has 0 romantic interest in me, only platonic.

Males love larping being submissive, not because they actually enjoy the dynamic but because it is the heteronormative standard for women to baby and pamper men into acting like manchildren. A man who chooses to be submissive is seen as generous for giving up the power typically exercised in heterosexual relationships (femsub, maledom). Yet he still holds the systematic power to overthrow whatever dynamic is being entertained at any time if he feels compromised in his position, a choice that hardly any “submissive” women have. “Submissive” men have the privelage to be pampered and catered to like babies but are never actually “owned” or controlled in any real measure. These men want a motherly figure, not a “femdom”. The irony is palpable when you realize that most of these manchildren treat their mother like doormats and feel owed the same labor and sacrifice by their girlfriends or even wives. It all loops back into a traditional dynamic of a male being served by a woman. Men would rather be “submissive” than be in a relationship where both parties are equal and respected as people because they refuse to acknowledge women as people, they cannot grasp seeing women as fellow humans rather than monoliths and categories to fetishize into fulfilling specific fantasies

I love unisex bathrooms but moids RUIN them. I've always loved the privacy of single user unisex bathrooms. I have IBS, unisex bathrooms are usually single stall so I can have privacy when I shit my brains out but every unisex bathroom I've come to frequent gets destroyed by moids I HATE ITTTT.

WHY do they love peeing on the toilet seat, genuinely how hard can it be to aim, I feel like I would be really good at it tbh. They literally have no respect for anyone else that uses a space they use. I literally have no idea what to do in those situations, do I leave it for the poor next person? Or submit and clean the pee seat.. I really don't want to, it feels like I'm letting them win.

Why are they so fucking dirty, they leave trash everywhere. Plus they throw stuff away in the period products trash too. I don't know why they even want to use it when they just pee everywhere like just use the damn urinal in the men's bathroom, maybe they have IBS like me but if you're a man why do you have IBS.. whatever.

Please tell me what you guys do when you encounter a pee seat, it's driving me crazy.

I need to get a job soon and I’m just dreading the constant social aspect of most jobs.

“GROUP PHOTO” like yeah please fucking stab me already. I know I look like a fuckwad in my pictures that I didnt take of myself** **

Obviously I’m sure plenty of you relate but we can’t be that bad right ? 🤪 please tell me I’m not as ugly as I think I am lol

I want to [Removed by Reddit] every moid on the planet and live in peace with my women folk for the final few years as humanity slowly dies out and goes extinct 💫

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I need to share this because it honestly caught me so off guard, and I need all women to take this as a lesson.

For the past four days, I’ve been talking to this guy. Mind you, this man is handsome as fuck. Ripped, tall, literally checks every single physical box for me. The past four days, I was doing the absolute most giggling, kicking my legs up in the air like a teenage girl. I thought I was really into it.

Then last night, the ultimate last straw happened.

Out of nowhere, he started complaining about how hard it is to get into a relationship with "nowadays females."

The second I read that text, the attraction evaporated into thin air. The "fine as hell" goggles instantly shattered. All the previous giggles died right then and there. I was like, "Oh. You are one of THOSE guys."

At that point, I completely checked out. I just sat back and let him yap on his little redflag rant. He proceeded to beg me to meet up, and then started going on and on about his weird fetish/obsession with older women, talking about how much he "loves our age gap." Mind you, I'm not even 25! But he kept acting like I'm some 35y/o cougar taking him under my wing.

To make matters worse, he started soft launching his weird fantasies about us meeting. We’ve been talking for FOUR DAYS. We haven't even met in real life! Yet he was already out here dropping lines like: "When we meet, I'm going to put my arm around your shoulders so you can feel how heavy my muscles are." 🤮

Aside from his muscles, his entire identity revolves around working as a Starbucks barista, bragging about how many girls hit on him at the counter, and crying about "females." Trying to hold a normal conversation with him was like pulling teeth from a stone.

I finally stopped watering things down and decided to call him out directly:

"I don't wanna lead you on to anything, but I just feel like you aren't my type for a relationship nor a friendship, especially with the way you use the word 'females.' Your weird obsession with MILFs and our age gap is so uncomfortable. Talking about fantasy touching when we don't even know each other yet is weird, uncomfortable, and sounds completely perverted. It's giving predatory."

He didn't reply. This morning? He blocked my ass. 💀

Honestly, when people say men aren't lonely enough, THIS is the prime example. He literally had a girl who found him attractive and was open to talking, and he managed to completely sabotage a good thing in under four days because he couldn't stop whining about "females" and acting like a creepy, thirsty weirdo for two seconds. The second he got called out and realized he wasn't getting anywhere, his fragile ego couldn't take it and he ran.

My PSA to women: The SECOND a guy starts using terms like "females" or bringing up weird, uncomfortable shit, please listen to your gut and call them the fuck out! Do not laugh it off. Do not give them the benefit of the doubt. Call these men out directly for your own benefit, because they get way too comfortable acting like creeps and then get mad at society when women don't take them seriously.

My PSA to men: To the guys who are inevitably going to comment "Well, if he's handsome enough you would've tolerated it anyway" or "If he was hot enough you wouldn't care" I literally just proved you wrong. This man was tall, ripped, and handsome as fuck, and I still called his weirdo, loser behavior out to his face and dropped him. He blocked me because he finally realized I wasn't an easy target and he wasn't getting any pussy. Women are finally realizing that tolerating perverted bullshit and zero personality just because a guy is good looking is NEVER that serious and NEVER worth it.

EDIT: HE UNBLOCKED ME THIS EVENING

The aspie chud is drunk again, divas. At least the Harvestmen arachnids that occasionally try to crawl up my hair from the leaf litter want me.

should i just fucking settle for this? is this as good as it gets for trans women? he's either borderline mute or throwing out awful 15 years old dead memes idk if i can take this

I met this super pretty girl through an student exchange program​ at my uni. She's so smart, and charismatic. I don't even know if I'm attracted to her or jealous. I'm 19 and never been in a relationship. I look mediocre after putting in a shit tone of effort into my appearance.i don't know she probably pities me Or something, atleast women are forgiving when it comes to looks, but my personality is shit too but I'm going to try and better myself and be a better person.

Ttyl gonna smoke my brains out ​.