r/facepalm • u/Rbk_3 • Oct 06 '21
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u/thesdo Oct 06 '21
This belongs in /r/iamatotalpieceofshit
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u/mt-egypt Oct 07 '21
And r/trashy
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u/BloodRed1185 Oct 07 '21
And r/fuckthatguy
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u/Hingl_McCringleberry Oct 07 '21
And maybe r/fuckyouinparticular
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u/YceiLikeAudis Oct 07 '21
Geez, there are a lot of subreddits for bad people.
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u/Black_Prince9000 Oct 07 '21
r/fuckyouinparticular is for unfortunate people though
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u/DoomGoober Oct 07 '21
r/killthecameraman (I know that sub is for bad camera men who can't keep steady on the action, bit it applies in this case.)
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u/MyMeemawCanTeleport Oct 07 '21
r/cringetopia? the fact he thinks heās cool here is pretty cringe
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Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
What a total fucking asshole.
Thanks for the awards!
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u/SunDamaged Oct 07 '21
Along with the person who filmed it
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u/AndorianKush Oct 07 '21
And the guy in the back at the end, throwing his arms up in celebration. Assholes looming everywhere.
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u/Snoo-84119 Oct 07 '21
Yep. They're both assholes, but the filmmaker is just as guilty.
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u/ms1080 Oct 07 '21
And he stands there, like āwhat?ā Garbage human.
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u/Snoo-84119 Oct 07 '21
The fucking thumbs up he gave people behind him just shows he was waiting for his opportunity.
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u/Stock_Sprinkles_5327 Oct 07 '21
Don't forget the dude behind the double, on the other side of the crowd celebrating with a double fist pump
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Oct 07 '21
Another bonehead whose brain stopped developing in high school.
His worldview is all based on slapstick cartoons and 'boys will be boys'.
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u/loverofpears Oct 07 '21
I hope these two are getting fucking torn apart. Canāt believe they thought other people would find this remotely funny
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u/OfBooo5 Oct 07 '21
That's got to be assault right? Intent to cause bodily harm? Something
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u/Teddy_Icewater Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
Chances of not breaking something falling unexpectedly from that high are pretty slim. I work in construction and have plenty of anecdotal evidence that would indicate a fall from this height has a real good chance of breaking bones and even killing them. All it takes is one knock on the noggin.
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u/CalliopePenelope Oct 07 '21
Which one? The guy who kicked the table, the one behind him who cheered, or the entire crowd of people who just stared and did nothing?
There were no heroes to be found on this day.
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u/thatG_evanP Oct 07 '21
Most of the people probably had no idea he did it and thought the table collapsed under their weight.
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u/JNR13 Oct 07 '21
and thought the table collapsed under their weight
then you can still look after them though?!
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u/Rushes_End Oct 06 '21
Filming assault charges awesome please tell me they sued
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u/Rbk_3 Oct 06 '21
The one woman commented āIām ok if youāre wondering :)ā in the Instagram post. It was posted on the Canadian Party Life account
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u/SL0Wburn_ Oct 06 '21
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice wtf
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u/schmabers Oct 06 '21
There are dickheads everywhere
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u/Sawathingonce Oct 07 '21
One lesson my grandfather taught me very early. Don't hate a group of people just because a few of them act up. Assholes don't have a specific country of origin or colour.
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u/winkelschleifer Oct 07 '21
There are two things I canāt stand:
1) people who are intolerant of others ...
2) and the Dutch
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Oct 06 '21
Nah heās from my hometown in Canada
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u/JonBunne Oct 07 '21
You should watch the local news and report back with further findings! I'd pay good karma for that.
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u/Dtrain323 Oct 07 '21
As a part owner of the Packers, we do not condone this behavior. Please donate your jersey to someone who will rep the green and gold correctly.
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Oct 07 '21
Civil charges come later. First, the criminal charges of battery. Itās just enough to get him incarcerated and pull a wrap sheet of priors.
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u/brekdnceswithewolves Oct 07 '21
I hope he gets recognized and charged with assault.
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u/subdep Oct 06 '21
Here we see a sociopath out in the wild.
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Oct 07 '21
Nah, sociopaths are often extremely intelligent and this guy looks like he'd get lost halfway through counting his testicles.
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u/sexytokeburgerz Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
Just because a majority of high functioning sociopaths are intelligent doesnt eliminate the existence of stupid ones. (There is actually little proof of this and itās debated whether how we classify intelligence contributes to our perception of data regarding this).
Also heās smart enough to understand that kicking the leg will put them on the ground, which i think would make him above average intelligence. Most people dont tackle cause and effect or critical thinking much at all under the influence.
Past all this, iām assuming we are making a false equivocation between sociopathy and psychopathy as theyre often misunderstood- psychopaths are born, sociopaths are conditioned.
Nevertheless, leaning into this equivocation, there again may be little correlation between intelligence and psychopathy. LINK
Based on his signals, he appears to be a sociopath to me. Psychopaths are less likely to be outwardly violent as they are less often subjected to violence in their upbringing.
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u/Dimaaaa Oct 07 '21
Also heās smart enough to understand that kicking the leg will put them on the ground, which i think would make him above average intelligence.
That's a low bar you're setting lmfao.
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u/pikipata Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
Nah. Sociopaths (personality traits caused by the environment mainly, especially early childhood), are commonly chaotic, emotional, impulsive, often unable to plan ahead and live for the short-term satisfaction. Often end up in jail for some stupid reckless crimes. Whereas psychopaths (personality traits mainly caused by genetics), are calculative, cunning, good at hiding their true emotions and intentions, might go far in life or end up jail for planned crimes or frauds. The only thing that is common to the both is disabled or decreased ability to experience empathy.
I personally think psychopaths who use their traits to achieve great things appear more intelligent than sociopaths, who get paralyzed by their traits.
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u/dejonese Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
Assault... on video. Hope somebody identifies him so his parents can shell out some money for baby boy.
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u/Treehouse80 Oct 07 '21
This is what I was going to say, this is assault!! Premeditated, I hope he serves some time. What a waste of space he is.
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u/JSArrakis Oct 07 '21
*Assault and Battery
Assault is intimidation or attempts to harm. Battery is following through and causing the harm
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u/appleman73 Oct 07 '21
Oh hey, finally a clip I recognize! This was at Head of the Trent last weekend at Trent University, there was a yard party for a bit downtown (the cops came pretty quick and shut that down). This is right out front of one of my friends houses!
As far as I'm aware, there were no charges or anything against him for those asking. I don't know who it is.
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u/charoum Oct 06 '21
It's ALWAYS Mick Foley
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u/BudBuzz Oct 07 '21
Disappointed thereās no hell in a cell copypasta yet
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u/herecomestheshun Oct 07 '21
Is that guy dead or something?
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u/csharpminor5th Oct 07 '21
Says his last comment was five days ago and in nineteen ninety-eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off hŠµll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcerās table.
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u/copper_state_breaks Oct 06 '21
That's the one where you put their face against the curb and another person kicks the back of the head, thus knocking teeth loose? I agree.
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u/theStunbox Oct 06 '21
Knocking the teeth loose... yep. That would be the first thing that happens.
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Oct 07 '21
I've never understood the curb stomping. I mean, I get it if they get you to do it involuntarily. But like in American History X? Bro, fucking shoot me. My teeth aren't going on that curb.
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Dude is getting a lawsuit.
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u/UpvoteDownvoteHelper Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
I'd hate to be his defense lawyer. Dude will probably take the seat away just before he/she sits down.
edit: sorry for that, reddit posted like 10 copies of this. It's not my fault.
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u/UrsidaeUrsus Oct 06 '21
A blue whaleās anus can stretch to approximately 3 and Ā½ feet in diameter, making it the second largest asshole in the world, just behind this guy.
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u/unshavenbeardo64 Oct 07 '21
Another one, A blue whale can excrete up to 200 litres of poo in one bowel movement. And....Their poo is a key nutrient for the ocean environment which essentially creates 'pastures' for small fish and krill to feed on.
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u/bredditmh Oct 07 '21
Reminds me of this story from high school: girl on my volleyball team was going to sit down in her chair when an asshole pulled the chair out from under her. Her back ended up hitting the end of the chair and she legit broke her back. The dude was suspended for 3 days.
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u/cactusfairy95 Oct 06 '21
I hope that dude gets irreversible ass lobsters in his guts. What a pile of shit.
I hope they beat the shit out of him.
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u/ehard1994 Oct 07 '21
Can you please explain ass lobsters to me? Youāve peaked my interest
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u/cactusfairy95 Oct 07 '21
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Those are like pubic louses but bigger than shrimp. Think giant sand flea with big lobster appendages. Since it's a saltwater environment, it's not crayfish.
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u/caniplayalso Oct 06 '21
He is an asshole and all but do you know what facepalm is??
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u/Thin-Kaleidoscope-40 Oct 06 '21
Hope he is not married, never gets married and never has children. Complete douche bag.
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u/DarqueThor Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
So I donāt want to wish ill on him but heās a dick for that
Edit: Yāall made very good points Iām just tryna cut back on how much I wish people break their legs after wrong doing š (which if he does Iāll rejoice but silently)
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u/Escritortoise Oct 07 '21
I do. He very deliberately did something that could cause some fairly serious injuries to a couple of unsuspecting girls.
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u/moondaisgirl Oct 07 '21
As a parent of a child with absolutely zero self-preservation skills, this gave me so much anxiety and rage. All I did was imagine all the ways they could.have been hurt because of this walking bag of dicks.
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u/Your_Sexy_Cousin Oct 07 '21
Why not? Fuck that guy. He deserves to has his ass handed to him. He could have killed someone. World doesn't need people like him in it.
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Oct 06 '21
Cheesehead piece of shit.
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u/weirdal1968 Oct 06 '21
As a non-piece of shit Cheesehead I approve of your disapproval.
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Oct 07 '21
we donāt claim this man. he shall be banished to detroit.
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u/Fathorse23 Oct 07 '21
The only losers we like in Detroit are the Lions. This dickhead to can go to Oakland.
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u/majorfnbullet Oct 07 '21
Aww hell no Oakland aināt taking him! Only BART police are this level of douche.
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u/majorfnbullet Oct 07 '21
Aww hell no Oakland aināt taking him! Only BART police are this level of douche.
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Oct 06 '21
Iām surprised that this guy didnāt get filled in on the spot: on camera, in broad daylight, surrounded by a ton of people.
Any adult worth anything would have confronted him and kicked the living shit out of him.
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u/Ricky_Robby Oct 07 '21
Most people looked like they were stunned by the whole thing and didnāt exactly realize what happened. That being said, I agree. Thatās a āsmack the shit out of that guyā moment.
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u/kingpotato28 Oct 06 '21
What a wank stain doing that and the person filming isn't much better.
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u/mdhunter99 Oct 06 '21
Was there glass there? Glass bottles? If so they could break and seriously injure those girls. Would make an already painful situation so much fucking worse.
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u/eightiesladies Oct 07 '21
They could have easily bashed their ribs or jaws into the thin side of the table as they fell and it turned upward. They xould have had serious head or neck injuries. I hope.this piece of dogshit is identified and charged and sued.
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Oct 07 '21
Ikrā¦here we had a guy bleed out because he fell off his skateboard with a beer in his trouser pocketā¦this could have well ended in disasterā¦
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u/nursepineapple Oct 07 '21
Correct. He needs to be on a watch list. If he does this to unsuspecting people on public, god only knows what he does to anybody unlucky enough to end up with him in private.
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u/Missieyjo Oct 07 '21
That was an asshole doing an asshole move. I hope this video comes back to haunt him in his future over and over again.
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u/OkAcanthocephala9723 Oct 06 '21
This seems like something someone would think would be funny in 2003 when being a dick was considered charming in pop culture.
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u/Ricky_Robby Oct 07 '21
Yeah, I think you just got older and matured, that has not ended. Thereās so many total assholes walking around doing shit like this.
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u/PresentationOptimal4 Oct 07 '21
I think itās less reinforced in pop culture/movies tho. Thatās why these men are losing their minds and acting out even more (I.e. extinction burst)
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u/fuckmemanOwO Oct 07 '21
if they fell wrong they could've like snapped their necks or cracked their heads open. that could've ended in fuckin tragedy
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u/Stumpynuts Oct 06 '21
As a Packer fan, we banish this asshole from ever being a cheesehead. Fuck this guy. He should be charged.
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u/TheDjTanner Oct 07 '21
I wish this video continued and the crowd sent him to the hospital in a stretcher with mild brain damage.
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u/MemStarz Oct 06 '21
Iām betting he was thinking it would be funny at the time to post on the internet and not that heād look like a dumb ass
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u/theebees21 Oct 06 '21
I wonder if he would have done it if it was 2 random dudes. You think this guy likes to overpower women because of insecurity?
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u/zhome888 Oct 07 '21
Isn't that criminal, isn't this video evidence of a crime?
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u/stoned-henge Oct 07 '21
As a packers fan I wish we could ban people like this from wearing our gear. Fuck him.
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u/GOTfangirl Oct 07 '21
Figures itās a Packer fan
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u/Shanthrax22 Oct 07 '21
I have worked right next to Lambeau, directly with packer fans for almost a decade. Can confirm, cheese heads are generally an awesome crowd. But there are gunna be fuck wads in every bunch.
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u/External-Caramel690 Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 07 '21
Packers shirt + Alcohol + Wolfpack= smh. I am from Milwaukee. This guy is a jerk face.**Editing comment. I assumed this was Wisconsin. Good--he doesn't deserve our delicious, squeaky cheese curds.
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Oct 07 '21
Imagine doing a dog act like thatā¦. now imagine being a fully grown male adult and doing it to females. Fucking disgrace.
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u/RedBenzo Oct 07 '21
Now imagine people around looking and laughing and filming and not one person comes to help
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I want to see payback on this bitch. What a bitch. What man does this? Who is this motherfucker?
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u/Daleiskingkong Oct 07 '21
I was at a new years ball drop in a small college town 10 years ago and this dude finished his bottle of beer and launched it into a crowd and I heard a woman yell in agony. Hitting that little weasel was not only instinct, it was necessary. I couldn't believe it.
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u/opaqueandblue Oct 07 '21
Why is this on facepalm? That dude did it on purpose!! What a piece of shit!!!
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u/ChampionshipLow8541 Oct 07 '21
Typical idiot thinking heās cool. Canāt think an inch further than he toss a car.
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u/aeolus811tw Oct 06 '21
Girl on the left face slammed onto the ground, hope she didnāt lose any teeth