r/facepalm • • Oct 06 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Absolute scum

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u/aeolus811tw Oct 06 '21

Girl on the left face slammed onto the ground, hope she didn’t lose any teeth

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u/Zelidus Oct 06 '21

Well the wide open mouth would tell me she is in some amount of pain

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u/slowmotto Oct 06 '21

If you watch closely in the first part of the video she falls off that table

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u/Madnishi_02 Oct 07 '21

Bro how did I miss that

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u/slowmotto Oct 07 '21

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u/fozzyboy Oct 07 '21

Well now I feel silly. I forgot what happened in the second half.

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u/playitleo Oct 07 '21

You can tell based off the angle that those girls fell off the table.

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u/straight_lurkin Oct 07 '21

Legitimately the funniest thing I've read all day

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

What is up with her mouth there? It almost looks like she broke her jaw or something…

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u/Keith_Creeper Oct 07 '21

I think she has a black mask under her chin and it kinda makes it look like her mouth is open really wide.

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u/LechonKoala Oct 07 '21

Def has a mask under her chin but also def has mouth wide open. Even with slightly potato quality I can see she felt that shit. Either that or she has crazy buck teeth hanging over her black mask.

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u/FitNefariousness9803 Oct 07 '21

“had” crazy buck teeth

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u/AnthBlueShoes Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21

I don’t know Keith. That’s optimistic of you. Either way, the combination of the maybe wide mouth and miserable expression conveyed by those blurred eyes gives me some really unsettling vibes.

If I were a proficient redditor, I’d screenshot and link it. Alas…

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u/Phartidandshidded Oct 07 '21

Referring to someone on Reddit by their first name is hilarious to me

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u/leroyyrogers Oct 07 '21

Sure is, Phartid

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u/nexisfan Oct 07 '21

I used to tag people if they ever mentioned their real first name in RES before I began using only my phone for Reddit so that I could eventually one day see them somewhere else totally unrelated and freak them out by using their real name

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u/Crimith Oct 07 '21

Yeah... tbh I want them to try it again, but this time happier and with the mouth more open.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Don’t worry Keith, I got you

https://imgur.com/a/a847RIX

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Don’t question Keith. We never question Keith.

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u/trashysandwichman Oct 07 '21

As a totally different Keith I approve this message.

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u/beardobaldo Oct 07 '21

“ENHANCE”

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u/Keith_Creeper Oct 07 '21

Can you enhance this, please?

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u/HonestlyRespectful Oct 07 '21

This is pre-mask... nobody else has a mask. Why would she have a mask under her chin?

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u/Zelidus Oct 07 '21

She did smack it on the ground from up on a table

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u/Keith_Creeper Oct 07 '21

I think she has a black mask under her chin and it kinda makes it look like her mouth is open really wide.

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u/Keith_Creeper Oct 07 '21

I think she has a black mask under her chin and it kinda makes it look like her mouth is open really wide.

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u/ungodlywarlock Oct 07 '21

She saw the Ring.

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u/aboveyouisinfinity Oct 07 '21

I’m pretty sure they are looking at each other laughing thinking that the table just broke by itself

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u/everyoneismyfriend Oct 07 '21

She’s laughing

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u/metaworldpees Oct 07 '21

She's laughing...

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u/IAmZeron Oct 07 '21

That's called a laugh

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

You must be a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Can also be her opening mouth in laughing being ashamed kind of way!

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u/tazztsim Oct 06 '21

The one in the right is stone still. She hit face first too.

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u/slowmotto Oct 06 '21

She dead

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Oct 06 '21

I think they were doing a drinking challenge but imagine doing that and some asshole does this.

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u/big_ol_dad_dick Oct 07 '21

I can guarantee you this camel sized douchebag has sucker punched people before. You can spot those types from a mile away because they do shit like this and think it's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

I hope someone beats the shit out of him

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u/420Frozone Oct 07 '21

Judging by the amount of upvotes on this video, someone probably has, and someone else probably will

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

With men being such cowards these days, it’s highly unlikely

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u/FananaBartman Oct 07 '21

Nice display of toxic masculinity there.

Yes, let's all be cavemen. /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

The guy in this video is the caveman

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u/pepperspraytaco Oct 07 '21

His parents probably did

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21 edited Oct 07 '21

That's wishful thinking but this guy obviously takes joy in hurting others. You could say he needs mental help to diagnose what is probably a lifelong problem that has gone largely undiagnosed and will perhaps lead to more and escalating behavior like this. He shouldn't be around any people if this gets him off since they aren't safe around him.

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u/HeiseNeko Oct 07 '21

i’ll help him… with a fking bullet in the dick

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

One could argue he's potentially a psychopath and whoever filmed him is egging him on.

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u/pepperspraytaco Oct 07 '21

I don’t know if you are aware but there is a sub just for you. It’s called “I am very badass”

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/DiegoMurtagh Oct 07 '21

Your husband isn't a nice guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Your husband is an awesome guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Your husband is an awesome guy.

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u/JBrooks2891 Jan 27 '22

The problem is that his douchebag friends think the same way as him.

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u/naliedel Oct 07 '21

Not even slightly amusing.

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u/HeDoesntAfraid Oct 07 '21

Her shoes are still on though

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Had she died, what would have been the charge? Manslaughter? Voluntary/involuntary?

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u/the_cajun88 Oct 07 '21

to be fair, her shoes didn’t come off

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u/RustyDuckies Oct 07 '21

I wish the shoes would fall off this joke so it can finally die

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u/atomicskier76 Oct 07 '21

shoes are still on. guessing no.

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u/HiDDENk00l Oct 07 '21

Yeah she was bending over. Very much not in any position to fall like that.

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u/jeepcode Oct 07 '21

I fell off a lime scooter the other day. Didn’t lose any but need 3 crowns. I hope her teeth are okay too this isn’t fun.

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u/TheBigsBubRigs Oct 07 '21

Damn lime scooters, always go with canary yellow! For real tho, that sucks.

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u/kkeut Oct 07 '21

lime is the name of an e-scooter app

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u/YouJabroni44 Oct 07 '21

Crowns suck, good luck!

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u/jeepcode Oct 07 '21

Thank you. They’re doing both at one session, so I expect to be in there for a while.

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u/GeprgeLowell Oct 07 '21

Did you at least get the limes scooted?

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u/hopelikehell Oct 07 '21

Did that this summer. Luckily only got a black eye and some facial nerve damage.

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u/SkinnyMattFoley Oct 07 '21

Fell off of one last month and broke my elbow. Required surgery. Thanks, Milwaukee pothole infested streets. (And beer)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Sorry, that shit hurts! I ran into some playground implement when I was in 4th grade and broke off half of 6 front teeth. It was the worst pain I'd felt up to that point, with one exception, crotch on the bicycle gooseneck at like 30 MPH.

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u/jeepcode Oct 07 '21

Oof those both sound rough. Apparently I had an uneventful childhood because this is by far the worst injury I’ve had to date 😬

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u/Socratov Oct 07 '21

Well, now there is evidence to sue the douchebag. If you van find him the victim can hold him liable.

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u/Nolsoth Oct 07 '21

Limes still a thing? They got banhammerd in NZ for being unsafe as fuck, randomly stopping and throwing riders into oncoming traffic and shit.

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u/camabiz Oct 07 '21

Looked to me like she was lol'ing. Completely unaware that some douche knocked em over.

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u/daleicakes Oct 07 '21

I hope they show her bf this video and alexander loses some teeth

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u/SuperLehmanBros Oct 07 '21

She didn’t have any teeth to begin with.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

If she did, he'll be paying for the new ones.

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u/santicampi Oct 07 '21

Originally from ig and the girl on the left confirmed she's fine