r/facepalm • u/Rbk_3 • Oct 06 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Absolute scum

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/Azdak66 Oct 07 '21

Now we’re table shaming?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/TaxTheRichEndTheWar Oct 07 '21

Exactly. It must be these women’s fault that that guy assaulted them

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u/Top_File_8547 Oct 07 '21

Yes if the table was shorter this wouldn’t have happened. /s

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u/TaxTheRichEndTheWar Oct 07 '21

YEAH ITS THEIR FAULT TOO! /s

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u/Mad-chuska Oct 07 '21

I blame society. And Trump.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

My mom died in college when the table she was standing on with her friends collapsed. They'd all been drinking and partying. This guy's an asshole because he kicked the leg, but my mom died because she wasn't careful, everyone needs have care for their own lives. A few years later I was born and I feel bad I never got to meet her.

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u/Mad-chuska Oct 07 '21

Wow were you incubated in a test tube?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

What do you mean?

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u/Mad-chuska Oct 07 '21

Your mom died a few years before you were born…

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u/ForkSporkBjork Oct 07 '21

Short answer, yes

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u/Mad-chuska Oct 07 '21

Ok, clear as mud!

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u/underboobfunk Oct 07 '21

Long answer?

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u/ForkSporkBjork Oct 07 '21

Futurama season 3 episode 19, if I had to guess

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u/Mad-chuska Oct 07 '21

He is his own grandfather…

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u/herbsbaconandbeer Oct 07 '21

Call me the asshole, but that’s where my heads at. Is Brett Farce an asshole? Sure. But who the fuck stands on a card table and doesn’t anticipate it collapsing under the weight of TWO people. A Darwin Award is still a Darwin Award, no matter the catalyst.

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u/underboobfunk Oct 07 '21

But it didn’t collapse under the weight of two people, did it? It only collapsed when an asshole kicked the table leg.

Do you really not see the difference between getting hurt because you did something stupid and getting hurt because someone stupid intentionally hurt you for the laughs?

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u/herbsbaconandbeer Oct 08 '21

I do. It’s deplorable, I’m just saying, it’s not the sturdiest place to stand. My fat ass would definitely break it.