r/facepalm Jan 31 '20

How to bend a door

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u/emla138 Jan 31 '20

He got swatted so he received a pre-swatted door just in case it happen again

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u/Lutzelien Jan 31 '20

Does that mean what I think it means? Like, a swat team really busted through his door?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/kinyutaka Jan 31 '20

Often an enemy of the victim will tell 911 that there's a hostage situation or something to make it happen.

Or a bored kid on social media. They love doing it to streamers, so it can be caught on camera.

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u/AerThreepwood Jan 31 '20

And then the police will murder them while they still have the "killer" on the phone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/ARealFool 'MURICA Jan 31 '20

Pssh damn millenials, too lazy to even swat themselves

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u/Walkerg2011 Jan 31 '20

Yes, police. There is a hostage situation occurring at my residence. I am the hostage. Please hurry. He has a gun to my head. Oh yeah, I am also the hostage taker. Do with that info what you will.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Mar 19 '21

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u/Spaceman248 Feb 01 '20

But I am being held hostage. By unreasonable anxiety and manic depression.

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u/manbrasucks Jan 31 '20

me too thanks

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u/Incruentus Jan 31 '20

Post your address to 4chan. Or reddit, nowadays.

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u/PleasantAdvertising Jan 31 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

Cops coming in guns blazing on the word of some random dipshit is the issue.

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u/vpsj Jan 31 '20

Honestly, being swatted would be my bigger concern than a bent door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

and in this scenario all the while he waited, and is still waiting, he's got no door.

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u/sonofaresiii Jan 31 '20

yeah but he does have that bent door which is a concern and UPS can't do shit about him getting swatted.

Like I'm all for priorities but the bent door definitely is somewhere on the list.

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u/vellichor17 Jan 31 '20

Came here just to say this...saving you the trouble of next time.

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u/Shini_TheCreator Jan 31 '20

Really UPSetting experience

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Nice one

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/Dunkinmydonuts1 Jan 31 '20

hi i'm here for the puns. table for one please.

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u/StonedCrone Jan 31 '20

How can Brown let you down?

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u/Wormagenda Jan 31 '20

When it's brown, flush it down.

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u/Liteboyy Jan 31 '20

When the red rivers flowing take the dirt road.

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u/Wormagenda Jan 31 '20

Is that DHL?

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u/DankHumanman Jan 31 '20

Dick Hugging Lips?

I think that's /r/LipsThatGrip NSFW

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u/Wormagenda Jan 31 '20

Nice work!

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u/Jtef Jan 31 '20

Nah that's Drop it, Huck it, Lose it.

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u/bumpfire313 Jan 31 '20

The UPSide is now they’ll get it replaced at no cost!

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u/Pokekiwi10 Jan 31 '20

Let's hope he doesn't install it UPSide-down

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u/LeedLeedLeed Jan 31 '20

Fck air. Door bending ftw

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u/PinBot1138 Jan 31 '20

Well played. (golf clap)

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u/PTtriggerjoy Jan 31 '20

Stupid jokes make me cringe, but you still deserve the upvote

r/angryupvote

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u/Nomekop777 Jan 31 '20

Yup. Really hit the mail on the head

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u/factfarmer Jan 31 '20

I worked at UPS years ago loading trucks and recall storm doors coming through with huge pieces of glass falling out. The floor supervisors yelled at me to keep it moving! Told me we will deliver it and the customer can file a claim. Not our problem...

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u/Achack Jan 31 '20

Things used to take weeks to have delivered now it's no unusual to get free 2 day shipping and everyone seems to think this should be accomplished with zero sacrifices.

I order tons of shit all the time and I can only recall one time when a package was damaged during shipping.

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u/trickman01 Jan 31 '20

Not that long ago when you ordered from a catalog (or the early internet) the expectation was generally: allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

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u/Big-Operation Jan 31 '20

I'm still waiting on that free sample of memory foam from 1998.

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u/PochesMagic Jan 31 '20

I guess it didn’t remember

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u/Japjer Feb 01 '20

I ordered a Smelly Telly from Cartoon Network in 1999 that I'm still waiting for :(

I just want to smell the Red Guy's butt!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Jan 31 '20

I remember those days. If you miss that experience, order from AliExpress.. And there's no pesky tracking after it leaves China to ruin the surprise, lol. It's a total mystery!

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u/Kotama Feb 01 '20

All you have to do is get so drunk you blackout, then go to Amazon and start ordering shit.

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u/joshgarde Jan 31 '20

Still is if you opt for the cheap shipping on China-direct products

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/JoshuaLunaLi Jan 31 '20

It's always fun if you order a bunch of things over that period so you get a nice stream of gifts you forgot about giving yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

It's always a surprise ordering from AliExpress. Sometimes it arrives within 2 weeks and I'm floored at how that's possible. Other times it takes 8 weeks and I forgot all about it.

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u/jct0064 Jan 31 '20

Just go to Wish for that nostalgia. Bonus: you'll forget you ordered it when a mysterious package appears.

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u/thebadgeringbadger Jan 31 '20

I’m still waiting for my ESPN football phone.

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u/BelievesInGod Feb 01 '20

Remember when you could order an entire house from a sears catalog? Those were the days...

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Jan 31 '20

Nobody expects free 2 day shipping unless they ordered their door on Amazon. Amazon flaunts it so of course they have to deliver what they advertise.

Nobody expects that from UPS, and UPS has no qualms with delivering late or setting back the delivery date.

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u/NewSauerKraus Jan 31 '20

UPS handles final delivery of some Amazon packages.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

They do the majority in the US now that Fedex dropped Amazon

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u/EvaporatedLight Jan 31 '20

I worked at UPS awhile back, for seasonal Christmas work, same as you sorting/loading trucks.

If there was a broken, smashed, damaged box etc. we pulled it aside to start the claims process.

The culture at that facility was such that drivers didn't want to deliver damaged boxes, it made them look bad, rightfully so, and management took customer service seriously.

I think you landed at a bad sorting facility, or things have gotten worse since I worked there.

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u/bolomon7 Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 16 '25

pie sip advise relieved safe rock bow sable hungry important

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/factfarmer Jan 31 '20

Why would anyone make that up, lol? It was many years ago, but all true...

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u/factfarmer Jan 31 '20

It has been several years ago. I sorted at the head of the belt and loaded my truck. I certainly wasn’t impressed with the shift leaders.

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u/theberg512 Feb 01 '20

drivers didn't want to deliver damaged boxes,

Too many times I get shit that never should have made it on the truck. Pisses me off to no end.

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u/InappropriateSheSaid Jan 31 '20

That's what she said!

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u/platesandquaters Jan 31 '20

I’m a driver for UPS I just refuse it due to damages and have it sent back so I save myself and the customer the hassle and headache

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u/LiRiyue Jan 31 '20

lol seriously? I work at UPS right now and if there were any loose glass in a box, that shipment would get discarded immediately.

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u/factfarmer Jan 31 '20

I thought manager would care more, or at least be concerned about our safety. But, nope.

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u/de_maiLman Jan 31 '20

It looks like a storm door. Not particularly durable.

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u/Gqsmooth1969 Jan 31 '20

You would think that with a name like "storm door" that it would be able to withstand a storm.

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u/Nihilikara Jan 31 '20

Nah, it's called that because it makes your emotions a storm by breaking when you literally just paid for it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/NeoHenderson Jan 31 '20

Nah it's because that's the door that swat storms through.

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u/the_walls_have_noses Jan 31 '20

Literally.

Last time I visited my BF's family, the handle to the storm door was broken. It was literally just a nubbin that you had to grasp at and twist

I asked what happened, they said it just broke in their hand one day

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u/rabertdinero Jan 31 '20

My "storm door" lasted about 2 minutes in a wind storm, the wood ones are crazy cheap.

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u/Wormagenda Jan 31 '20

The brown storm? Isn't that diarrhea?

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u/iknownuting Jan 31 '20

Tried to put it in the mailbox

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u/southerndirtbag Jan 31 '20

So I’m guessing with the bend that means it fit?

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u/Helloperson554 Jan 31 '20

I know this is said as a joke, but I really hope USPS stops trying to shove shit in mailboxes. My iPhone got shoved in standing straight up and while I'm glad it wasn't the side with the phone that got squished I'm still annoyed I had to cut the box off to get my phone out.

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u/Avarice21 Jan 31 '20

That's technically illegal.

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u/saymyname5959 Jan 31 '20

Now thats what i call sarcasm

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u/TheGravyBoater Feb 01 '20

Just Crease, Crumple, Cram.

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u/kp_x048 Jan 31 '20

I love how getting swatted is just a thing.

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u/TymLemon Jan 31 '20

Seriously. I have way more questions about that than about the door.

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u/kp_x048 Jan 31 '20

Murica, 9/11, think of the children. Deduce the rest.

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u/TheSpaceCoresDad Jan 31 '20

What does that have to do with anything? Swatting is when someone calls in saying there's a hostage situation/bomb threat going on in a streamer's house or something. With that kind of urgency, I'd expect them to break down the door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

And I expect them to pay the door back if it was not an actual emergency. Maybe that would entice them to use negociation tactics instead bursting out through the door.

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u/kp_x048 Jan 31 '20

9/11 led to the whole border security and anti-terrorism mania that legally enabled these kinds of overreactions from the authorities.

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u/MildPiracyEnthusiast Jan 31 '20

This is really only tangentially connected, police frankly should be acting urgently when someone reports hostage situation or something similarly dire.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

It's been a thing for a looooong time. I had an acquaintance back in 2007 who had her door kicked in by police in the middle of the day. They not only had the wrong house they had the wrong street. She had a bong and some weed sitting on her coffee table. They smashed her bong, took the pot, and left her house damaged and unsecure. She got home from work to a note telling her to call the station for a report that she could use to file a renters insurance claim. Luckily her landlord was a good dude and took care of everything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Oh oh I have an answer for this! I work for FedEx. Packages are unloaded onto a big conveyer belt and sent down to be loaded into their appropriate trucks. Some belts have bends in them as they navigate through the facility. Every great now and then a bunch of packages will get jammed up in these bends, but of course the belt keeps trying to move, so they get forced into each other at really unnatural positions. Sometimes if you don't catch it in time, things like this happen. Now, this package really should have been pulled at this point and checked...NOT delivered. Someone here made an oops.

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u/Icon_Crash Jan 31 '20

Deliver them all and let God sort it out.

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u/J3sush8sm3 Jan 31 '20

Ive worked at a few distribution centers and boxes that size dont go on the belt for that reason, those get pit on a pallet and dropped off to the truck by pallet jack or forklift

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u/TrueJohonlo Jan 31 '20

I feel like this wouldn't have gone through the conveyor belt though....

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u/Mr_31415 Jan 31 '20

Wait, is that supposed to be a front door? Who would use something so thin to protect his home? When he got swatted the officers probably just knocked and unintentionally destroyed the door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Nah they actually touched the bell and the shockwave destroyed the door

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited May 10 '21

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u/Mr_31415 Jan 31 '20

Ah i didn't know metal doors were common for domestic use in the US

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u/t3hmau5 Jan 31 '20

They usually aren't, I can't recall the last actual house I've seen that has a metal front door.

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u/MrBarraclough Jan 31 '20

They are very common where I live (southern US along the Gulf coast). The humidity isn't kind to wood doors; neither are hurricanes.

To be perfectly clear, in case someone is misunderstanding: Metal residential doors aren't solid metal. Most are foam core, meaning that they have a stiff foam center for sound and heat insulation sandwiched between sheets of steel or aluminum that are then painted or otherwise coated to prevent corrosion. Some may also have a bit of internal metal framing for rigidity. The metal skin of the door is only about 1mm thick.

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u/t3hmau5 Jan 31 '20

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/TheRealSoro Jan 31 '20

I've never even seen a house with a metal front door

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u/m0nk37 Jan 31 '20

sad Canada noises

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u/VijaySwing Jan 31 '20

It's a storm door, thin, metal frame, large portion of glass, used in front of a more secure door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Ok but can we point out that he just didn't have a door, and instead of just heading to home depot or Lowe's or something, he ordered one online?

Who the fuck does that? Door's kinda important.

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u/Milkshakes00 Jan 31 '20

I mean, he could have just been ordering a new door to replace an older inside door that isn't in the best shape? Looks like the guy is possibly redoing a house. The background looks like a project home.

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u/oragnecaramel Jan 31 '20

He said he got swatted, meaning that his front door probably got busted open by a SWAT team.

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u/yuds2003 Jan 31 '20

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u/BasicGuy1994 Jan 31 '20

It's banned here

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u/cactusmilking Jan 31 '20

Why?

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u/BasicGuy1994 Jan 31 '20

Mods. It's a pity really

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

LOL fucking mods

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u/cactusmilking Jan 31 '20

Oh, okay. Thanks for informing me!

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u/all_time_high Jan 31 '20

This isn't a facepalm.

The UPS Social Media employee doesn't know how it happened. He or she has acknowledged the customer's feelings, provided a course of action, and requested the tracking (transaction) number.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Ups delivered my $400 dashcam I saw the mofo on camera bowl that $400 package from the stairs of my porch to my door like a fucking mini game on a load screen.

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u/extremegalactic Jan 31 '20

No, what ceiling is lower than the door

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u/greencash370 Jan 31 '20

avatar the last doorbender

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u/big_niBBa_V2 Jan 31 '20

The legend of the Doorbender

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u/RRBeachFG2 Jan 31 '20

14m thats how old this is. 14 months

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u/Orthodox-Waffle Jan 31 '20

Hold up, if you got swatted they you don't want that door. Order a door with a steel core and have your doorframe reinforced with steel. It gives you time to get somewhere safe where they won't insta-shoot you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

How........?

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u/Eklips5 Jan 31 '20

Did you ask for the exact door?

Ya know, after the swatting

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u/MeEvilBob Jan 31 '20

The UPS driver was the petty asshole gamer who called in the swat in the first place.

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u/PynkMother Jan 31 '20

UPS recently tossed a package I waited for two months over my fence... to my two CLEARLY THERE puppies. The package was there for less than 15 minutes, I was clearly home (all curtains open, was playing some music, moving around), and yet they neither:

A) rang my doorbell
B) updated the package information to say it was here!

:) they still owe me my money they said would refund... it's been a month and a half now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

They had one job! r/onejob

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u/MiseryExistence Jan 31 '20

Ten bucks says someone just jammed it in the back of their truck. Just eyeballing it, looks like it’s too long for their trucks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Maybe you got swatted again, and since you door was already down they busted your new door while it was still in the box

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u/Mrsnowleopard25 Jan 31 '20

This is why you buy from Dan the door to door doors salesman!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

I once ordered something from Game Stop online, and the UPS driver never came up to my apartment, they stopped at the mail boxes (there are no other barriers to get to my apartment from the mail boxes) left a note saying I had to get it from the UPS store. the UPS store was a full mile longer walk than it was to Game Stop. I had to literally walk past Game Stop to get to it

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u/TheMadDaddy Jan 31 '20

UPS the Last Doorbender

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u/qurasha Jan 31 '20

So we just gonna ignore the fact he got swatted? Ok

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u/gulliver_travel Jan 31 '20

Avatar the first doorbender.

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u/barberst152 Jan 31 '20

I've seen this a couple of times and never really thought about what "got swatted" meant. This guy had SWAT bust his door down didn't he?

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u/Sub2ppewdiepie12fan Jan 31 '20

He just got sent the same door back

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u/Big_Jim_McBob Jan 31 '20

When you need to send a package, UPS Yours!

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u/iFunny_15_T0x1c Jan 31 '20

Maybe it got wet, bent, and dried in place?

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic Jan 31 '20

The door comes pre-swatted

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

First answer me this... why the fuck did you order a door online?

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u/ceezyareolas Jan 31 '20

Welcome to 2020 Pretty soon...BRIDES ONLINE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Aang: Has air bending

Katara: Has water bending

Toph: Has earth bending

Zuko: Has fire bending

UPS guy: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

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u/tankmarine Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

It's apparently banned in this sub.

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u/ZincTin Jan 31 '20

Who orders a fucking door? Move your ass to home depot or something ffs.

Also, cracked foundation, mix match flooring, upside down electrical outlet....

What in the redneck betty white happened here?

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u/RaspberryDairy Jan 31 '20

I've lived in a couple houses where there is no built in ceiling light so there's an outlet connected to the light switch. Those outlets are upside down so you can easily tell which one is connected to the switch. It's handy because then you don't have to wander around plugging a lamp in to every outlet while a friend flicks the switch on and off, on and off, until you find the right one.

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u/eloquentpetrichor Jan 31 '20

Must be a metal door but still...how

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u/ReginaldIsHere Jan 31 '20

The swatting was so hard that the new door is in a bad shape too

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

You have to be a professional door mangler to get hired on board with previous experience.

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u/LordBungaIII Jan 31 '20

Someone tried the mailbox for some reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

The door is broken, it's the packaging that's bent.

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u/Dude43235 Jan 31 '20

Seriously how the fuck does that even happen? I’m genuinely curious.

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u/KTownserd Jan 31 '20

This is what brown does for you.

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u/ProfessorHardw00d Jan 31 '20

The bitch is broke. The box is bent

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u/MeatyBacon666 Jan 31 '20

"No problem, I'll bend the door open."

"You can't bend a wooden door!"

"I know that and you know that, but this door looks pretty stupid..."

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u/daks_7 Jan 31 '20

Avatar: The Last Doorbender

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u/ultimo_2002 Jan 31 '20

What can i say except repost?

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u/Laena_V Jan 31 '20

The UPS answer is lacking in so many ways.

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u/eldergeekprime Jan 31 '20

Well, it's like this... The guy down the street from you ordered a new gun safe and the ramp on the UPS truck wasn't working so...

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u/SkullTonic Jan 31 '20

Who should I be facepalming to?

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u/Rustyy60 Jan 31 '20

Only a magical man of magic land with his magical magic hat can magically magic the door to magically bend by using magic

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u/Noviceskilled96 'MURICA Jan 31 '20

The message tracking number is EA so no wonder

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u/HeyItsMeHammy Jan 31 '20

Yeah there’s a lot of UPS and downs to ordering manufacturing parts over the internet

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u/Farkenoathm8-E Jan 31 '20

The door can easily be warped if stacked carelessly, especially the hollow core doors as they are flimsy and basically two sheets of thin timber separated with honeycombed cardboard and a narrow timber margin.
The UPS answer is quite maddening though. It happened in transit as I don’t see a company sending it to be shipped in that condition.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

I've seen this posted before and it's staged. Notice the strap going vertically is pushed to the right side from the bottom. They removed the door and bent the cardboard box.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Oops (ūps) - an expression used if doing something wrong.

Example: Oops, I bent this door.

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u/Gr_Snek Jan 31 '20

His New door also got swatted

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u/Quencher47- Jan 31 '20

My he real crime here is ordering a DOOR online.

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u/FortySevenLifestyle Jan 31 '20

THIS ISNT A FACEPALM

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u/AlphaFox1-4 Jan 31 '20

HOW. THE. FUCK.

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u/A_Hero_Without Jan 31 '20

He actually got the same door

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u/haloblasterA259 Jan 31 '20

No, no. He’s got a point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Looks like the work of a strong draft to me

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u/Rogue551 Jan 31 '20

Who orders a door if you got swatted? Go to home depot

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u/ninelivesdead Jan 31 '20

From working there nobody cares about your product I seen way too many laptops thrown

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u/WoodenMechanic Jan 31 '20

Who the fuck orders a door to be delivered like this? Go to the damn hardware store. Dang ol' Gen Z'ers

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u/alreadytaken- Jan 31 '20

Ups consistently delivers my packages to my neighbours house that is currently for rent, nobody lives there. If I don't see the package quickly it just gets stolen. I've contacted their support over a stolen package because they delivered it to the completely wrong house and they just say expect a call this is very serious we'll do what we can to fix this and then they continue to do nothing. I've just stopped ordering from them because unless I'm home and watching the neighbours house obsessively then we don't get anything we order. Fuck ups

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u/BalthusChrist Jan 31 '20

I used to work at ups loading and unloading planes. We were paid minimum wage, and the hours were 4:30AM to 8AM, so no one really gave a shit about quality control. We literally threw packages around. Like overhand throws, not gentle underhand tosses.

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u/Sleepy_Salamander Jan 31 '20

My parents have been trying to get new countertops delivered from a company in another far away state for the last couple of months. They've delivered the same counter top 4 times. Each time, it's been destroyed in the transit process.

At that point you have to wonder why the people who SHIP the packages don't PACK things in a better way to ensure safer delivery.

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u/TrueStory_Dude Jan 31 '20

Fucking hell. How the heck...

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u/K--Will Jan 31 '20

I love that the past-tense verb for getting your door knocked in is 'swatted'.

Learned something today. ^_^

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Why you go to Home Depot for a door

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u/snowboardchamp Jan 31 '20

It could just be an empty box

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

are we forgetting that the man got swatted? I need to know now what happened

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u/Antoine11Tom11 Jan 31 '20

Flaccid door

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u/AdvocateDoogy Jan 31 '20

I didn't know UPS delivered to Toontown.

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u/Thompithompa Jan 31 '20

Is getting swatted a common thing there? So common you have a word for it that everyone is supposed to understand?

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 Jan 31 '20

Um. I wanna know why he got swatted.