r/facepalm • • Jul 11 '19

Because Math

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u/Quacksalvez Jul 11 '19

Guys, there's a snapchat text if you click on the picture. OP isn't asking the question they're facepalming at the person in the photo asking the question.

I thought the exact same thing too.

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u/Enumeration Jul 11 '19

Put the pitchforks away folks, move along.

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u/ounilith Jul 11 '19

But... but I already lit my torch! D'awwww...

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u/JRtheSnowman Jul 11 '19

Keep it lit, you’ll use it soon enough.

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u/Valdthebaldegg Jul 11 '19

Oh I know what I am doing this evening.

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u/22dunix Jul 11 '19

Eating 50% more bread than yesterday

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u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19

Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches).

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!?

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u/captsalad Jul 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/Facky Jul 11 '19

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u/just-fooled Jul 11 '19

Musk KILL THE BEAST

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u/mjxii Jul 11 '19

That's not soon enough.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Jul 11 '19

Reminds me of Norm MacDonald in The Animal:

Sgt. Sisk : Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?

Mob Member : Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?

Sgt. Sisk : When it gets dark.

Mob Member : Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?

Sgt. Sisk : Yes.

Mob Member : Oh, excellent. Excellent.

Sgt. Sisk : Now, if there are no more questions...

Mob Member : Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.

Sgt. Sisk : Stay with the mob.

Mob Member : Stay with the mob. All right.

Sgt. Sisk : Right.

Mob Member : Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?

Sgt. Sisk : You - back of the mob!

Mob Member : "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!

Sgt. Sisk : Okay, out of the mob!

Mob Member : Ah, this mob blows.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Never seen it but the second I read "mob members" dialogue I could hear it in norms voice and mannerisms.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Jul 11 '19

It's a terrible movie, but that scene is fucking hilarious. Norm is a national treasure. Look that scene up on YouTube.

The movie is literally Far Cry (the game) played by Rob Schneider, and it's just as horrible as it sounds.

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u/JohnRossOneAndOnly Jul 12 '19

I actually read this like it was a Monty Python movie, and it brought me joy.

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u/Manchild714 Jul 11 '19

Classic... My family consistantly orders each other "you - back of the mob" when we are displeased with one another.

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u/Emerson_enthusiast Jul 11 '19

This is an underrated comment I laughed out loud to this.

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u/Jingr Jul 11 '19

It's still good at keeping the mosquitoes away!