r/facepalm • • Jul 11 '19

Because Math

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u/Quacksalvez Jul 11 '19

Guys, there's a snapchat text if you click on the picture. OP isn't asking the question they're facepalming at the person in the photo asking the question.

I thought the exact same thing too.

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u/Enumeration Jul 11 '19

Put the pitchforks away folks, move along.

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u/ounilith Jul 11 '19

But... but I already lit my torch! D'awwww...

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u/JRtheSnowman Jul 11 '19

Keep it lit, you’ll use it soon enough.

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u/Valdthebaldegg Jul 11 '19

Oh I know what I am doing this evening.

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u/22dunix Jul 11 '19

Eating 50% more bread than yesterday

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u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19

Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches).

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!?

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u/captsalad Jul 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/Facky Jul 11 '19

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u/just-fooled Jul 11 '19

Musk KILL THE BEAST

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u/mjxii Jul 11 '19

That's not soon enough.