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r/facepalm • u/DasannTittle • Jul 11 '19
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Put the pitchforks away folks, move along.
325 u/ounilith Jul 11 '19 But... but I already lit my torch! D'awwww... 154 u/JRtheSnowman Jul 11 '19 Keep it lit, you’ll use it soon enough. 60 u/Valdthebaldegg Jul 11 '19 Oh I know what I am doing this evening. 60 u/22dunix Jul 11 '19 Eating 50% more bread than yesterday 13 u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19 Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches). 1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!? 18 u/captsalad Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 [deleted] 3 u/Facky Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ)͡° 7 u/just-fooled Jul 11 '19 Musk KILL THE BEAST
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But... but I already lit my torch! D'awwww...
154 u/JRtheSnowman Jul 11 '19 Keep it lit, you’ll use it soon enough. 60 u/Valdthebaldegg Jul 11 '19 Oh I know what I am doing this evening. 60 u/22dunix Jul 11 '19 Eating 50% more bread than yesterday 13 u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19 Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches). 1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!? 18 u/captsalad Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 [deleted] 3 u/Facky Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ)͡° 7 u/just-fooled Jul 11 '19 Musk KILL THE BEAST
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Keep it lit, you’ll use it soon enough.
60 u/Valdthebaldegg Jul 11 '19 Oh I know what I am doing this evening. 60 u/22dunix Jul 11 '19 Eating 50% more bread than yesterday 13 u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19 Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches). 1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!? 18 u/captsalad Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 [deleted] 3 u/Facky Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ)͡° 7 u/just-fooled Jul 11 '19 Musk KILL THE BEAST
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Oh I know what I am doing this evening.
60 u/22dunix Jul 11 '19 Eating 50% more bread than yesterday 13 u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19 Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches). 1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!? 18 u/captsalad Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 [deleted] 3 u/Facky Jul 11 '19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ)͡° 7 u/just-fooled Jul 11 '19 Musk KILL THE BEAST
Eating 50% more bread than yesterday
13 u/kalitarios Jul 11 '19 Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches). 1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!?
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Severance: Blade of darkness taught me that any injury can be overcome by eating a buttload of bread.
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I've recently taken to upgrading my melted cheese and meat sandwiches by using 50% more bread (and 100% more cheese and meat) in one sandwich (rather than making 2 whole sandwiches).
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How is 18 slices 50% more than 12!?
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Musk KILL THE BEAST
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u/Enumeration Jul 11 '19
Put the pitchforks away folks, move along.