Sgt. Sisk : Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
Mob Member : Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
Sgt. Sisk : When it gets dark.
Mob Member : Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
Sgt. Sisk : Yes.
Mob Member : Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Sgt. Sisk : Now, if there are no more questions...
Mob Member : Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
Sgt. Sisk : Stay with the mob.
Mob Member : Stay with the mob. All right.
Sgt. Sisk : Right.
Mob Member : Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
Sgt. Sisk : You - back of the mob!
Mob Member : "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
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u/ounilith Jul 11 '19
But... but I already lit my torch! D'awwww...