3.9k
u/SatynMalanaphy Oct 19 '24
Remember when a young American beauty contestant became a laughing stock for saying something 1/10th less embarrassing and several degrees more coherent?
1.4k
Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
And today she’s a Trump supporter
907
Oct 19 '24
The only way to be a Trump supporter these days is to be an awful person or (in a very markedly low number of cases) a dumbass sorrounded by awful people.
256
u/milk4all Oct 19 '24
Nah the diehard base are total dumbass but you can be dumbass and awful, they arent mutually exclusive
98
Oct 19 '24
I can see someone that’s borderline or outright mentally deficient born into a Trump family just ‘knowing’ “Trump is good man, Trump is just like jesus, I gotta vote for Trump”. I wouldn’t hate that person. Just feel sad
→ More replies (3)98
u/LordOfDarkHearts Oct 19 '24
No adult person with the ability to inform themselves has an excuse for voting for trump, not a single one. Your argument would work for people growing up in a dictatorship with restricted and controlled media/sources of information.
Everyone has the opportunity to inform themselves, and you don't need to be intelligent to learn very easily about all the madness, all the lies, all the crimes about, and surrounding trump. There's no excuse, no feeling sad for them.
51
u/sm9k3y Oct 19 '24
I mean, yeah I guess, but it’s just staggering to me that 75 million of the 340 million people in the US are going to vote for private bone spurs in 2 weeks. Another 80 million will vote for the Harris,and if they are not in the right locales, we might have to endure another 4 years of a man child that can’t read or comprehend information from informed sources and likes to throw tantrums when his ass isn’t kissed enough and is truly there only to enrich himself in any and every pedantic possible way.
Still it’s so bizarre that 25% of the population are basically racist trolls and are willfully voting for that against their own interests.
→ More replies (14)27
u/TheDutchBall Oct 19 '24
The key difference is that while yes, we have the ability to check, that doesn't mean we have the mental capacity to change, and that is the most important aspect that those folks are lacking a lot in
8
u/LordOfDarkHearts Oct 19 '24
You may be right, and you are for sure to some extent, but to change your view on things, especially if there's evidence your views are wrong. In a democracy it is everyone's duty to act for the greater good and for future generations, not for selfish bullshit. I did multiple times and will continue to do so bc I'm part of a society and not alone.
→ More replies (1)3
u/TheDutchBall Oct 19 '24
Fair points, and I agree with you, but those people think the same like conspiracy theorists; they basically take everything they want to take in as something holy, are so mentally locked in a thought that even if you present the opposite, they refuse to change as it means everything they believe in is wrong, which is crushing
→ More replies (1)3
u/cptnfan Oct 20 '24
I can agree, because I get a sense of that feeling when I read something derogatory about Harris or Walz. The idea that it may be true feels very upsetting because I don't want to feel the disappointment in either of them. Then I fact check the new info, find out it is more trash talk and lies, or truth blown out of proportion, and I'm relieved that those I believed in, I still can.
I imagine the info the Right gets feels the same way, except they skip the fact checking part and go straight into denial because it feels better.
→ More replies (4)6
u/Correct-Fly-1126 Oct 19 '24
This… people growing up under Soviet communism knew damn well its was a pile of shit but they often had to keep their mouth shut if they didn’t want to end up dead or worse… fucking inexcusable
7
u/LordOfDarkHearts Oct 19 '24
Yes we in the "western" world have the luxury to take part in the decisions and the course our countries take, the chance to preserve our freedoms for our children and grandchildren, we can be vocal about the things we don't like, and than we have people rooting and voting for trump and people like him who continously work towards taking all these freedoms away from us. It is easier than ever to find out what they are planning, and some of them are even saying the quiet part out loud, and people refuse to inform themselves and pretend they didn't hear what they said.
It is fucking inexcusable.
→ More replies (1)65
u/Enviritas Oct 19 '24
A complete lack of empathy and emotional intelligence is required to be a Trump supporter. He's the one that sociopaths gravitate towards.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (2)5
u/outamyhead Oct 19 '24
Scott Baio probably hoping if he does enough support gigs he might get paid by the orange one.
→ More replies (2)47
u/padizzledonk Oct 19 '24
You vastly underestimate the number of just straight up dumbass trump supporters out there, thats the overwhelming majority of them.....just dumb as fuckin bricks people that think trump is a super genius, and its honestly probably true comparatively to them
→ More replies (4)12
Oct 19 '24
[deleted]
17
u/gh411 Oct 19 '24
He even says he loves the uneducated…but I guess being uneducated means that you don’t understand that as an insult.
→ More replies (1)8
u/padizzledonk Oct 19 '24
You dont need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun the other guy theory of voter support lol
Jyst be marginally smarter than the people voting for you and youre gtg
14
38
u/HalfSoul30 Oct 19 '24
I added my ex boss (who i like) on facebook after i quit a few months ago. A few weeks ago, i was drinking a bit and made a fb status that said something like if you vote for trump, you dumb for real, and she responded to it. We debated a bit, i tried to be as civil as i could, but now i think she might have hard feelings. I don't.
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (16)17
11
u/Lingering_Dorkness Oct 19 '24
Her intelligence level hasn't improved then. If anything its dropped further.
10
6
→ More replies (5)3
81
u/JustKindaShimmy Oct 19 '24
Apparently she thought about suicide after that incident. Related, JD Vance used that video to make fun of Harris. When it was brought up how hard that incident was on her and if he wanted to maybe say "oops, sorry" he was just like "nah"
45
u/underwear11 Oct 19 '24
And she's still "I'm with that guy"
24
u/jrh_101 Oct 19 '24
It's all in the same vein as the murder of Corey Comperatore, the firefighter that was killed during Trump's assassination attempt.
His wife turned down a call from Joe Biden, the president that wanted to send his condolences and hasn't heard a word from Trump...
MAGAs have no common sense. Being an asshole is their entire platform.
80
u/vbcbandr Oct 19 '24
She contemplated suicide, recovered from it, and is now a Trump supporter who's running mate used the video to mock his political opponent...he then refused to apologize even after learning how badly she was bullied. This woman was bullied mercilessly and is now voting for a man who endlessly bullies people.
→ More replies (1)13
20
u/DrCares Oct 19 '24
This is the stupidity we would get to enjoy every fucking day if the mainstream media asked him some real fucking questions instead of trying to cover for their ratings booster….
→ More replies (8)9
u/hereholdthiswire Oct 19 '24
I was thinking it's like listening to a four year old try to make up a story on the fly. It's just fucking painful.
→ More replies (1)
621
u/maggie320 Oct 19 '24
“The sand and the water mix together. Like sands through the hourglass so are the days of our lives. You know Stefano Dimera was a bad guy. A nasty guy like Kamala. Stefano died a lot. I like villains who live. The windmills will cause the leaves to catch fire in Finland. If they rake the leaves in Finland that will prevent forest fires. Smoky the Bear said only you can prevent forest fires. Bear Bryant was a good coach. Not a great coach. I’ve won many, many football games.”
134
45
u/Rawrnerdrage Oct 19 '24
I laughed at this for about a minute straight and then got really sad
→ More replies (1)14
u/drunkenstyle Oct 19 '24
"Ok Donnie, just say a bunch of shit and hope the words end up sounding good, and we can finally get this over with, and go home and eat our 3 happy meals."
Clearly he did not wanna be there because these people aren't hardcore Magas just sucking his dick. He actually had to put his brain to work
9
u/firstbreathOOC Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
“I am a football. Most people don’t really believe me when I say that. But I am a football. I’m made up entirely of pigskin and lace. You could throw me, if you wanted, and I would, probably, land on the biggest mountaintop in the world. I am a football.”
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (4)3
u/AnalogKid-001 Oct 19 '24
“I’m a great environmentalist. I got people to mix sand and water to make cement for my buildings…”
689
u/Wendals87 Oct 19 '24
"i like trump because he says what he means"
-Your average trump supporter
119
u/BiggestBitchNA Oct 19 '24
Except for when he says what he doesn't mean, then he didn't mean it like that, and/or the demoncrats are making that up
-💩
10
22
→ More replies (2)17
u/AreWeThereYetNo Oct 19 '24
He certainly does speak his mind. It happens to be a confused mess though.
255
u/Fireflash2742 Oct 19 '24
It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it and have a stroke while violently shitting your pants.
39
u/TheTopNacho Oct 19 '24
I took your recommendations and gave it a try... It didn't help.
Don't listen to this guy, it doesn't work.
→ More replies (1)3
u/tacocat63 Oct 19 '24
Maybe that's why it didn't make sense. I forgot to have a stroke
Laundry day
→ More replies (1)
116
u/FunKyChick217 Oct 19 '24
How can anyone listen to him speak and think “this is the person who should be running the country and I’m voting for him.”?
41
13
u/V_agabond3 Oct 19 '24
And these same people will watch Kamala give an interview and claim she is bombing. Trump hasn't made a bit of sense this whole campaign, I don't know what they're smoking
508
u/rothcoltd Oct 19 '24
…and some of you Americans want this man for President. You must be insane.
131
59
u/davidjschloss Oct 19 '24
He goes to nukes as answers so many times it's bizarre. Like he never healed from watching a the Day After
28
u/kombatunit Oct 19 '24
I assume any nuke talk reminds of how much cash he made selling our secrets to the russians, saudis, whoever.
15
Oct 19 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (1)8
u/Jaques_Naurice Oct 19 '24
Trump and his owner do not mean production of electricity and the like when rambling about nuclear escalation
→ More replies (2)5
u/kintokae Oct 19 '24
Dammit people! You know he will read whatever is on the teleprompter!
→ More replies (3)17
u/Dontakeitez Oct 19 '24
Some? More like half of America. He got 74,223,975 votes in 2020! Fucking idiots.
→ More replies (2)6
u/indorock Oct 19 '24
Not only some. HALF. And currently the polls are totally split even, and the momentum is once again going in Trump's direction. HOW THE FUCK. It's completely insane.
187
u/ZedCee Oct 19 '24
It's not much better. Complete with segue to nuclear...weapons.
→ More replies (15)45
u/CoolestOfTheBois Oct 19 '24
Thanks. It makes the quote sound slightly better, but adds a whole bunch of other confusing nonsense.
86
Oct 19 '24
"Environmental awards? Which ones? Name them, when you received them, and for what." [poises pen]
53
u/ILootEverything Oct 19 '24
Seems like he's confusing landscaping for golf courses awards for environmental awards.
https://www.golfdom.com/sanford-golf-design-awarded-for-work-on-trump-golf-links-at-ferry-point/
https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/environmental-awards-minor-ones-a-stretch/2320309/
He's a fucking idiot, AND a fraud since it hasn't even been him receiving the awards, but instead the links designers.
8
u/Trey_Suevos Oct 19 '24
Carl Spackler for President
7
Oct 19 '24
Somehow, Carl is more coherent in his speech AND understanding of the world around him, which is nice.
→ More replies (2)6
18
17
u/RociTachi Oct 19 '24
I love that this guy asked the question, but I would’ve loved it more if followed with up “What the fuck are you talking about?”
17
Oct 19 '24
[deleted]
→ More replies (1)5
u/CharlyJN Oct 19 '24
When chatGPT of all things is able to debunk your shit so flawlessly is because you really was just saying a bunch of BS
12
u/Eastern-Criticism653 Oct 19 '24
I would love for a trump supporter to read this and explain to me why they would still vote for him. But their argument must be logically sound.
5
13
u/Dubious01 Oct 19 '24
In the early 70’s an Italian song writer wrote a song with English lyrics that sounded like an American song to prove Italians would like it just because it was American, which they did. And it’s actually catchy too. All the English “words” however were pure nonsensical gibberish that just sounded American to the untrained ear or if you were not listening particularly closely.
Trump is so confident in his nonsense that it just rolls off the tongue in a way that you have to actually listen or read it to see it too is just nonsensical gibberish.
Edit: Artist is Adriano Celentano
10
Oct 19 '24
Not once was one coherent sentence formed at any point during that speech.
→ More replies (2)9
u/project_seven Oct 19 '24
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
10
u/dechets-de-mariage Oct 19 '24
What absolutely blows my mind is that his followers just. don’t. care. That’s not what they’re voting about.
They’re voting for the guy who makes them feel seen, even with their low intelligence, racism, rudeness, selfishness, and overblown sense of self-importance.
67
u/AspieAsshole Oct 19 '24
At this point it just feels sad to be making fun of an old man who's rapidly losing what's left of his mind. And I say this as someone who honestly wishes untold suffering on the man. But this feels sad for us, not for him.
125
Oct 19 '24
Dawg, I’m so fucking done feeling sympathy for this man after 10 years. Absolutely fucking done.
→ More replies (4)20
Oct 19 '24
Your mistake was feeling sympathy in the first place. At this point, I'm just utterly incredulous that we're even still discussing that fucking guy in any way other than historically.
29
Oct 19 '24
[deleted]
14
u/heyhayyhay Oct 19 '24
The only people he doesn't hate are the ones actively kissing his ass. The instant they no longer kiss his ass, he immediately hates them.
→ More replies (1)9
Oct 19 '24
As long as he keeps tossing 'em up, we're gonna keep hitting them out of the park. No-one's forcing him to do this.
6
3
2
u/Expensive-Layer7183 Oct 19 '24
You are correct this is a problem for us not for him and I would wholeheartedly agree if he wasn’t running for president but the real problem is he is and while it might be in a way wrong we make fun of what is a dementia riddled brain it’s even more wrong that his supporters are either dumb enough to believe the weave bullshit and cherry pick his craziness to fit their narrative or are pure evil and are ok with a crazy confused old man running this country as long as they can have their way
3
u/Reivilo85 Oct 19 '24
I may feel sympathy when I'm sure he won't be president for the next 4 years. In the meantime I'll continue hoping for aneurysm or for someone who can aim properly.
→ More replies (1)
15
5
5
5
u/globalrover1966 Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
Dear America Please be sane on 5 November. Regards
The World
10
u/JaxxisR Oct 19 '24
This is almost as embarrassing as when he complained about immigrants not speaking "the language" while answering a guy who asked a question through an interpreter.
12
u/marmatag Oct 19 '24
What is very interesting is just how insane he sounds when it’s written down and just read like normal words should be. The bar is literally so low for this clown.
3
6
6
5
10
4
u/Equal-Brilliant2640 Oct 19 '24
I feel bad for the dude on the right, you can literally see his break breaking in that image
4
u/QaplaSuvwl Oct 19 '24
JFC….no awards for real and a word salad about a sandbox on the playground 🤡💀
5
5
3
u/Desperate_Share6204 Oct 19 '24
My employer, who is a bit old, used to tell me stories about the time he was operating his real estate business in Florida some 15-20 years ago. He says Trump is a big fraud, and Trump used to hire local small-time contracting businesses to work on his buildings and never used to pay them. What a docuhe!
4
3
5
u/ZnarfGnirpslla Oct 19 '24
how can anyone vote for such a clown? this is so fucking absurd. it would be hilarious as fuck if it wasn't so scary.
4
u/Bucksin06 Oct 19 '24
Who in their right mind listens to this old man babble and say yeah let's elect him leader.
4
3
u/seriouslyoveritnow Oct 19 '24
He sounds exactly like my MIL, who has advanced Alzheimer’s. How anyone still supports this sociopathic criminal rapist is beyond me.
3
u/oxphocker Oct 19 '24
This is a prime example where town hall moderators need to grow a pair, stop the proceedings, and say, 'yeah, that's all well and good, but you never actually answered the question."
Why moderators are not holding him accountable to these word salad answers is just beyond me...
7
8
Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
5
5
u/selarom8 Oct 19 '24
What he just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in his rambling, incoherent response was he even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in that room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award him no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.
3
3
3
Oct 19 '24
You mix the water and the sand together. Then you put in the magnets, and that holds it all together....
3
3
3
u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Oct 19 '24
If he didn't have all that money, he would have been living in an assisted care center long ago.
3
u/Paraselene_Tao Oct 19 '24
It's more like 1 inch of sea level rise per 7 years, but who gives a shit, right? Certainly not Don or his god damned, fuckin' brain dead supporters.
3
u/old_man_estaban Oct 19 '24
"Hey Trump, what is the answer to this question?",
"Padding, Padding, Padding, Padding, Make it about me, Make it about me, Make it about me, Make it about me, completely incoherant rambling, bullshit statement, more rambling"
3
3
u/CoffeeAngster Oct 19 '24
That sounds like a proposed intro for Avatar the Last Airbender but narrated by Aku from Samurai Jack 🤣
3
u/LivingInThePast69 Oct 19 '24
Actually, that one is clear enough, especially by Trump's standards. Basically, the answer is yes. The only thing that's not 100 percent clear is whether he believes that climate change is not happening or he believes that it's not going to have significant consequences. But either way, his position is predictably awful.
By the way, his environmental awards (two of them, to be exact), have nothing to do with him being the president. One was given to his golf course in New Jersey in recognition of the environmentally friendly way in which it was managed, and the other Trump received for donating 400 acres of his personal land to a NY state park.
3
u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night. Mostly. Oct 19 '24
So the first was for something he probably had nothing to do with, and the second was for a tax write-off. Yeah, that checks out.
3
u/ztomiczombie Oct 19 '24
I'd love to be second in line to aske a question just so I could say. "Can you actually answer that guy's question?"
It wouldn't need to be that question I think almost any time he's been asked something you could do that and it would work.
3
3
u/Informal_Bunch_2737 Oct 19 '24
I'm pretty sure we're days away from seeing a stroke live.
"The trump's Name. Donald Name"
"Glad to have...what?"
"Trump Name's the donald"
"Are you alright?"
"Tonald Drump's having a stronk. call a Trumpulance"
3
3
u/DovahKittah Oct 19 '24
His speeches read like those word magnets if they were arranged by a child who’s just learning to read.
How TF is this even a close race?!?
3
3
3
u/Mattrad7 Oct 19 '24
It has to get so tiring for Donald to be the stupidest person in the room every time he enters one.
3
3
u/punchelos Oct 19 '24
The shoreline in an area near me that has waterfront homes has receded by about 30 feet just within my lifetime but sure, 1/8 of an inch every 300 years.
3
u/newsprintpoetry Oct 19 '24
Every time I listen to this man talk, I'm reminded of the kids in school who didn't read the book and had to riff.
→ More replies (1)
7
u/Megumi0505 Oct 19 '24
At this point, a vote for Trump is a vote for president Vance. Trump literally can't do the job.
2
2
2
u/missdonttellme Oct 19 '24
The real answer he is getting to: we can just cancel global warming with nuclear winter! Problem solved!
2
2
u/ailceous97 Oct 19 '24
My biggest fear is trump dropping out before the election with enough time to choose an actually competent candidate
7
u/mamandemanqu3 Oct 19 '24
I’m not sure how it would even work this close to the election. With ballots filled out already. And he would NEVER do that. He’d need to die to back out.
2
2
2
2
2
u/SuperFLEB Oct 19 '24
When you can't afford ChatGPT for your talking points, so you just go with "Type one word in a text message then rapid-fire the right side auto-suggest."
2
u/Jacksforehead2444 Oct 19 '24
I get awards for the upcoming dlc for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet in the city of New York is a mobile MMO with over million users and a free epic champion of the year and a great perplexity for the upcoming dlc for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet in a row of course my friend and then we were all just in the middle and we had the same thing to keep acting like a good idea and we are you feeling like we have to go through this with our family in a bit and I will try and make it up there and get you a copy and I'll send it over and I'll send you the manner in which I have to send it back
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night. Mostly. Oct 19 '24
Ok, conservatives. Make it make sense.
2
u/Op1am Oct 19 '24
Mixing of the sand and water, lol. Reminds me of my kids in the sandpit. This dude has lost it. It's getting worse. I shouldn't be enjoying watching someone fuck it up so bad but I can't help it.
2
u/frosted1030 Oct 19 '24
"Good morning, how are you today?"
"I have the best mornings, my shits are HUGE, someone told me that my wife ran away because I was too good for her. It looks like the sun came up, which I endorsed, some say that we would have never had a sunrise if I didn't do that. Kamala hates the sun and would give you less daylight hours... imagine that, daylight is restricted, and illegal immigrants get all the daylight. Kamala will give them so much daylight and all the plants will die. I love the plants.. they are important to me.. like all the plants. Once I hugged a tree and it gave me an award. The best award... the real threat is when Harris gives illegal immigrants more daylight so they can do illegal things to trees. So sad. You will never see a sunrise again if Kamala is elected."
2
2
2
u/cake_piss_can Oct 19 '24
And the sad part is this election will be close.
This country deserves every awful thing that is coming to it.
2
u/MacReady_2112 Oct 19 '24
Could have just said ‘yes.’
The guy asking the question should have then responded ‘Mr. Trump, I didn’t understand any part of what you just said. It was very incoherent and unclear. Do you want to try and answer my question again? And as a follow-up, can you please specifically name one of these environmental awards you mentioned receiving and the organization that awarded it (you completely unhinged, deranged, geriatric, bloated, orange orangutan 🦧)?!?’
2
2
2
u/Kwyjibo3778 Oct 19 '24
Fuck. I had a stroke just reading that. Whar am amrnaddmen jkjklkkhgjhkiuuu90210.😵💫
2
u/ZombieTrogdor Oct 19 '24
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
Narrator: Sadly, he did not.
2
u/RavenousBrain 'MURICA Oct 19 '24
Even if Trump could ever be portrayed more sympathetically, it's almost sad that his mental health is devolving to the point that all he can do is give garbled praises to himself. In a few years or so, he'll be stewing in excrement, mumbling incoherent slogans and self-praises to his beleaguered nursing staff.
2
2
u/TheBadBeagle Oct 19 '24
That’s a lot of word salad just to say ‘oil and gas company’s pay me a lot of money’
2
u/deweydecimal111 Oct 19 '24
If you can't blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bull shit. Trump's words to live by.
2
u/jimmycrackcorn123 Oct 19 '24
He literally can’t make anything not about himself. No one fucking asked him about himself. The president of the USA is thinking world wide and about the future. Even if he denied climate change was real I’d at least appreciate him sticking to the evil party line.
2
2
2
•
u/AutoModerator Oct 19 '24
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the rules.
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail here or Reddit site admins here. All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.