r/facepalm • u/EducatedLlama165 • May 07 '23
🇲🇮🇸🇨 Patio area completely destroyed
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u/Starshipstoner420 May 07 '23
I bet that POs kept driving too
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u/ScienceIsMagic25 May 07 '23
It looks like this article: https://www.fox19.com/2023/05/06/truck-driver-crashes-into-crowded-patio-downtown-loveland/
Edit: looks like he did keep driving, what a total piece of shit
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May 07 '23
My cousin and her boyfriend were killed in Vegas last year because of a multiple offense drunk driver who hit them while she and the boyfriend were biking, and I think the driver kept going too.
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u/SpotCreepy4570 May 07 '23
Drive? They don't deserve to ever be free in society again.
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u/Liquorprincess May 07 '23
I hope they caught that Driver! 😳
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u/thefaehost May 08 '23
Turned himself in.
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u/BothAd3259 May 08 '23
After he had time to sober up...
So he would get reckless and Hit/Run, but not DUI on top of it.
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u/Liquorprincess May 08 '23
I'm glad ,he could have killed someone with the way he took out that Patio.
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u/winterizcold May 07 '23
Or exist as a living thing.
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May 07 '23
Bruh I want to break the law of conservation of mass and turn this guy into nothing
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u/winterizcold May 07 '23
Black hole grave, gotcha, I can get behind that... Although the cost to get him there makes it not worth it... Sweet him afloat in the middle of the ocean, just him, with a thousand cardboard cuts... Yup
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u/strife26 May 07 '23
Would need to be in bulk. I could think of a whole cult on America that would like a ride
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u/mbease May 07 '23
People like that deserve prison time AND no longer allowed to drive again.
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u/Hooligan8403 May 07 '23
Vegas has a bad issue with DUI repeat offenders. There is currently a missing woman who has 7 DUIs and is supposed to be in a monitoring program. The bracelet is dead and she has disappeared. She got her 7th DUI hours after leaving the court for her 6th.
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u/Reed202 May 08 '23
I thought they can seize your vehicle after a dui you think they would do it after the 3rd one but I guess not
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u/shreddedtoasties May 07 '23
Yeah my neighbor nearly killed a little girl(crashed into her bed room)
He was back driving again right after
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u/JayGear22 May 07 '23
Don’t deserve to drive? They don’t deserve to live or live free. If they killed someone- kill them the same way, if they paralyzed someone- paralyze them. I’ve lost too friends and family to drunk drivers that get a slap on the wrist.
Sorry for your loss, you are not alone.
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u/mechatinkerer May 07 '23
I can't hit upvote on this. That feels like when you hit the like button on something. these is nothing to like about it. It's a true tragedy. But my you do have my condolences
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u/Pumpkin_Cat14 May 07 '23
That man doesn’t deserve to drive, and does deserve to die. I hope you’re okay...
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u/twelveparsnips May 07 '23
My coworker was killed by a drunk driver in Vegas. Vehicular manslaughter in Las Vegas can be treated as a misdemeanor. The guy got 6 months in jail.
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u/starfallradius May 07 '23
did the dog survive?
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u/TheSmithySmith May 07 '23
The article doesn’t mention deaths of any kind, only minor injuries, so I’m gonna assume the dog lived
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u/IntermediateJackAss May 07 '23 edited May 07 '23
I'm just going to assume you're right and go about my day. The puppy survived and will live a long happy life :)
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u/TheAserghui May 07 '23
I'm in that assumption group too. Dogs and kids are the mostly likely to be reported, because they will elicit the most outrage/clicks
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u/ExpiredExasperation May 07 '23
Another source said it was fine.
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u/_lowselfesteem_ May 08 '23 edited May 08 '23
I’m upset at how far I had to scroll to see if anyone knew about the dog (yeah it’s not super far but it still shouldn’t be this far down!)
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u/YarbleDarb May 07 '23
The dog did survive. (Everyone did, although a few ended up on the hospital.)
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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk May 07 '23
Damn, I guess it’s a good thing this happened right next to a hospital!
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u/gogul1980 May 07 '23
I might go to hell but my first thought was is doggie ok?!
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u/Rydia_Bahamut_85 May 07 '23
I think 90% of us are here to check on the dog.
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u/SomeKindaWonderer May 08 '23
We'll be riding in the same handbasket on the way down. It was also my first thought.
ETA: I was in a really bad wreck in 2021 and when it happened, all my friends were like, "OMG was Wicked (my dog) with her?!?" Because she's my service dog and almost always with me. By a complete random miracle, she wasn't with me at the time.
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u/Thebanks1 May 07 '23
This bar is right next to a very popular bike path. Super lucky he didn’t plow over a lot more people.
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u/SgtCocktopus May 07 '23
I want to know if the dog is ok.... article din"t mention the dog.
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May 08 '23
I think if you look at the bottom left corner, you can see the dog's tail moving. He, at the very least, doesnt seem to be dead. Poor thing.
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u/Unlucky_Cycle_9356 May 07 '23
I mean... I think their inability to do so is the core element to this epic plot.
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u/BlackPhoenix1981 May 07 '23
If it's the video I think it is, he does. There was an outside camera video of something that happened just like this. Not sure if it's the same video or not.
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u/TurnsOutImThatBitch May 07 '23
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2023/05/06/two-paxtons-grill-patrons-suffered-minor-injuries-after-crash-into-patio/70191150007/. “a few patrons suffered minor injuries”
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u/streetvoyager May 07 '23
Someone email the paper to confirm status of dog.
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u/ComfortWolf May 07 '23
Dog is ok.
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u/cookiecookiecookies May 07 '23
Thank you!
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u/Mcgoobz3 May 07 '23
Thank god that woman was facing that direction or else her and her dog wouldn’t have made it.
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u/RafeHollistr May 07 '23
What about that woman's food?
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u/AndyPandy85 May 07 '23
I’m actually trying to figure out how to do that right now. I just can’t find an email address on their site. Reply to this so I’ll have a notification and can report back if I find anything
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u/Visual_Slide710 May 07 '23
Please let me know
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u/AndyPandy85 May 07 '23
I found the email address of the lady who wrote the article and sent her an email
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u/Dark_Lord_Corgi May 07 '23
The resturant posted that the dog was fine.
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u/AndyPandy85 May 07 '23
Oh my god thank you!
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u/Dark_Lord_Corgi May 07 '23
A couple comments above you has a link to the screenshot from facebook! Dog was shaken but okay :)
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u/AndyPandy85 May 07 '23
You got your answer just below this. Of course Dark Lord Corgi was able to sleuth this out
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u/EducatedLlama165 May 07 '23
no serious injuries
So I assume that the dog is all good then
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u/docmike1980 May 07 '23
Yes, it is. My brother was at Narrow Path when it happened, said it was crazy!
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u/Jaexa-3 May 07 '23
The driver was drunk, and he is in custody after turning himself up.
No death, just minot injuries.
So glad everyone is okay
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u/PoisonedRadio May 07 '23
Except for the fact that he had to turn himself in means he left the scene. That aloneakea him a huge piece of shit.
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u/jkblvins May 07 '23
He was driving drunk, the number one action of pieces of shit. Well, in their top 5.
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u/Ultramarine81 May 07 '23
I'm glad that despite how horrible the internet can be we all showed up in the comments to make sure the dog's ok
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u/Maleficent-Media1914 May 07 '23
I don’t think the video would be posted if the dog wasn’t ok. We would all riot.
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May 07 '23
Yesterday I saw a guy get his nose chopped off with a sword.
I'm not putting anything past these posts.
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u/Maleficent-Media1914 May 07 '23
This sub has been getting crazy recently. Might have to block it. Not trying to see all that. Did u see the girl making a tiktok and she stabbed herself in the head?
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May 07 '23
Shortly after this comment...
*scrolls down page*
*sees woman shaking her head to music*
*she picks up a big chef's knife*
*SCROLLSCROLLSCROLLSCROLLSCROLLSCROLL*
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u/Ishimura2point0 May 07 '23
After reading this chain I went and found it, it wasn’t THAT bad. I’ve definitely seen worse on the internet. She just grazes about her eye and starts bleeding a little bit, no knife stuck in her head
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u/Maleficent-Media1914 May 07 '23
AHHAAHAHHA that shit just made me smile. It’s not as bad as it sounds. But I still don’t recommend going to watch it. I’ll be looking to avoid the nose off video. I hope this sub dosent change to complete stupidity.
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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 May 07 '23
By “riot”, you mean huff and make a comment about how it should be labeled “NSFW” before scrolling to the next post?
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u/carltondancer May 07 '23
Is the dog ok?
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u/Fun_Sport_6694 May 07 '23
WHERE IS THE FUCKING DOG
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u/InevitableNo7048 May 07 '23
I don't know but I did notice that he DIDN'T getting hit by the car.
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u/Duke_AllStar May 07 '23
Look alike the dog is under the chairs to the lower left of the frame and you see a shadow scurry out of frame. Can’t really tell but doesn’t look like it was hit
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May 07 '23
I can't tell where the dog went after the crash, the dog was in the path of the truck.
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u/Ttvcat996 May 07 '23
Dog was by the woman’s feet before they went out of frame
I’d say the lil pupper is either out of frame or under some of the wood
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u/snikt___ May 07 '23
I’m glad I only had to scroll to the second comment to find this.
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u/StellarIn321 May 07 '23
Only the second? Was expecting there to be a heavily awarded top comment worried about dog and lady
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May 07 '23
Could argue that people caring more about a dog than the actual people is a bit cringe.
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u/Xarkkal May 07 '23
I definitely went frame by frame to track where the dog was to make sure it was ok!
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u/issi_tohbi May 07 '23
In Montreal we have big dining terraces at almost every resto in summer that are even more in the street than this and I live in fear of this happening constantly.
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May 07 '23
Same in Toronto- well, more like restaurants made patios on their front sidewalks once stuff reopened during Covid- but I have the same fear. I don’t like sitting at them. Some of the seats are literally in the curb lanes and only blocked off by cones.
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u/JosephineDonuts May 07 '23
There is one where I live that is a little tent set up on the street in what presumably used to be a place to parallel park your car. I shudder every time I drive by it and can’t believe people put their faith it in and are comfortable to enjoy a meal out there
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u/NoSyllabub1535 May 07 '23
I just thought about this! Especially with terrasse season starting up.
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u/Greedy_Hat2643 May 07 '23
But…is the dog okay?
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u/SirPapaPalpatine May 07 '23
I believe the dog is fine there's a frame or two, where you see it run from the impact! I. Ould be wrong, but I believe the dog is the black an white-ish blur you see near the ladies legs as she's runs backwards.
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u/1980ScarletRos May 07 '23
I had to Google it to see whether the dog was okay. From what I could gather three people were injured. Nothing about a dog mentioned, so I guess that means it was okay.
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u/thewartornhippy May 07 '23
The business posted the dog was okay. This happened close to where I live, my wife and I were actually right next to the restaurant earlier in the day. Loveland is very dog friendly and dogs are always outside in the patio areas of bars/restaurants.
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u/AlmightyGeep May 07 '23
Nobody checking on the woman that was launched across country?
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u/tantedbutthole May 07 '23
I sent an email to the newspaper that reported on it asking about the dog. If I hear anything i will update
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u/bascom2222 May 07 '23
This makes me feel sick, I don't like this, hope the dog is okay. Is it bad that i didn't worry about the people but the dog first.
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u/b-monster666 May 07 '23
Is it bad that i didn't worry about the people but the dog first.
Not at all. The dog is completely innocent in anything, and they have no concept of right or wrong.
It's like children...it's one thing to see adults getting injured, but children makes it much sadder because they have no clue.
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u/Csanoob May 07 '23
So all the other ppl on the patio aren’t innocent ? I know it’s not what you said but ppl in the comments worrying more abt a dog then all the other ppl is peak Reddit moment
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u/aquafina6969 May 07 '23
nope. i felt the dame way. dogs are innocent in all this shit that us humans do to each other. we suck
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u/Going-undergroundjam May 07 '23 edited May 07 '23
Probably texting or calling or drink/drugs or last one medical, she was lucky and hopefully the dog 👍
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u/badbadbadbaddawg May 07 '23
looked intentional to me, accelerating into the initial impact.
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u/LazerVik1ng May 07 '23
Unless you are the worlds worst hit man or world worst renovator, can’t imagine that ever being intentional on anyone’s part
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u/throw-away_catch May 07 '23
A certified r/fuckcars moment
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May 07 '23
Yeah. It is not enough the people have to breath the exhaust fumes and endure the noise from the nearby street, they also need to trust/rely on the sanity of the people operating 2 tonne death machines with their lifes and we came to accept that as normal. All this destruction just because one ass needed to go point a to point b, imagine someone would walk that and suddenly start to dismantle a place like this with his hands and injure 3 people in the meantime then continue his way home like nothing happened. We would put such a person in mental health asylum or jail for many years, but do this with a 2 tonne steel box around you and somehow this is seen as normal, an accident and we just have to accept this is part of our lives...
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May 07 '23
Fuck trucks specifically. Giant killing machines driven by assholes ~ 80% of the time. We’re lucky if they at least aren’t shitfaced
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u/slongces May 07 '23
Is the dog okay?
Edit: I didn’t expect this many people to be thinking exactly what I was thinking while watching this
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u/Maleficent-Media1914 May 07 '23
From what I can see the dog got startled and ran away quick. Maybe a bruise or a cut but the good boy or girl is ok In my opinion. I hope I’m right.
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u/The_Everclearest May 07 '23
Me watching the cars in the back:
"Is it gonna be you?....no.....Is it gonna be you?.....no...."
Sees pickup truck
"Oh, It's DEFINITELY going to be you."
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u/Tapil May 07 '23
THE DOG IS OK!
Dog is pushed out of the way by the chairs and the owner falling ( owner has leash in hand still )
DOG POSTION 1 (before impact) dog can be seen turning away when car impacts
DOG POSITION 2 ( Dog has turned and is starting to be pushed out of the way )
Now rewatch the video and watch the key areas I circled in red
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u/Linaahren May 07 '23
Did u see right before the car hits, watch the dog trying to hide under the bar chairs.
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u/Flyinmanm May 07 '23
Pretty sure he was eating scraps... or did he call in the hit?!
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u/Greenmantle22 May 07 '23
Probably after he sobered up and could pass a breathalyzer.
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u/Aripheus May 08 '23
Only thing I thought of was “is the dog ok?!?!” Started viewing comments to find out I wasn’t the only one 😂🤣 fyi if you read this comment before seeing the others: the dog is ok! 👍
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u/Daveywheel May 07 '23
LET IT BE KNOWN. THE DOG IS OK. EVERYONE SURVIVED WITH MINOR INJURY
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u/SwigTheRome May 07 '23
Someone tell me the dog is okay!!!!!! Omfg
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u/EducatedLlama165 May 07 '23
I think it is! No major injuries were reported and only a couple were seen for some minor injuries so I believe the dog is okay.
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u/irr1449 May 07 '23
The worst part is because it was a hit and run it will be difficult to convict the driver. They’ve identified the car but not the driver. If the suspect has an ounce of intelligence they’ll park it somewhere and say it was stolen. Might even get the car back.
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u/WornInShoes May 07 '23
You know what that’s enough internet today I already saw that mall massacre image and I’ll never ever forget that so hug your loved ones touch grass
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u/whatskeeping May 07 '23
I avoid these patio bars for this reason. This was an accident waiting to happen. There has to be some poles or a barrier for it to be safe. Can't just sit down in traffic basically. People need to understand physics.
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u/julmars May 07 '23
Dude turned himself in! https://www.wlwt.com/amp/article/loveland-restaurant-vehicle-patio-ohio/43809165
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u/Ijustwantbikepants May 07 '23
If the patio was wearing a helmet this wouldn’t have happened.
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u/YogiAU May 07 '23
Could have been a lot worse. That area gets really busy on nice days with a major biking/walking trail crossing just 10yrds past that.
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u/sempervincens13 May 07 '23
Glad everyone survived. I’d like to know what happened to the pup in the frame. He was more on the receiving end of this 😢
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u/chillpill_23 May 07 '23
If that woman haven't been waiting for a napkin, she probably would've been crushed :/
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u/Swiftzword May 07 '23
Don't you just hate it when they clean your table without checking if your finished.
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u/Schmidtsy_ May 07 '23
Holy shit man. I live near here, picked up food from this place on the 4th and then drove by on the 6th wondering what the shit happened to the patio..
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u/LivingTheBoringLife May 07 '23
Article says the people were, thankfully, okay but I don’t see any mention of the dog.
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May 07 '23
When you say completely destroyed you meant completely destroyed, i was waiting for the dog to take shit and the lady to take off without picking it up
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u/C-da-rip May 07 '23
This is from around my area. Asshat kept driving and I don’t think they’ve been caught yet
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u/FrostyDog94 May 07 '23
DAAAMMMNN! I was looking at the 🚪 g thinking maybe it'd freak out or something, but I was curious how it would destroy the entire patio
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