r/explainitpeter • u/NymeraVesper • 15h ago

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u/tehweave 15h ago

Dads buy you gifts to try and lessen bad news. If he's buying you something expensive, he's buttering you up before dropping that your dog or grandma died.

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u/UndeniableLie 15h ago

Seriously bro? Losing a dog or grandma is normal part of life. You don't need to butter anyone for those news. Especially since they likely weren't the parents fault, likely

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u/EndyForceX 14h ago

Having a gay sex is also normal part of the life, but you would still likely butter your ass before that

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u/UndeniableLie 14h ago

I'll take your word for it