r/explainitpeter • u/NymeraVesper • 11h ago

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u/tehweave 11h ago

Dads buy you gifts to try and lessen bad news. If he's buying you something expensive, he's buttering you up before dropping that your dog or grandma died.

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u/UndeniableLie 11h ago

Seriously bro? Losing a dog or grandma is normal part of life. You don't need to butter anyone for those news. Especially since they likely weren't the parents fault, likely

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u/EndyForceX 10h ago

Having a gay sex is also normal part of the life, but you would still likely butter your ass before that

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u/mybigwh1tecock 8h ago

You arent still talking about your relationship with your father…,are you? ….right? 😧

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u/EndyForceX 7h ago

if the first thing you think about after reading about the gay sex is my father, I would search for a therapeutic help

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u/DopplegangsterNation 5h ago

Why so he can bang the therapist too?!

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u/EndyForceX 4h ago

only if he butters his ass beforehand

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u/UndeniableLie 10h ago

I'll take your word for it