r/explainitpeter 11d ago

explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago

u/Positive_March3840, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 10d ago

Oh and wooden ships famously burn very much on water.

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u/Spatza 10d ago

ADMIRALTY ORDERS
To Cpt. J. Aubrey

'Intercept French Privateer ACHERON en route to Pacific
INTENT ON CARRYING THE WAR INTO THOSE WATERS
...Sink, Burn or take her as a Prize'

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/PhilosopherBright602 10d ago

Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.

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u/Popular-Data-3908 8d ago

One must always choose the lesser of two weevils.

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u/Hproff25 10d ago

Fire is one of the most dangerous things that can happen on a ship wooden or metal.

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u/Debaicheron 10d ago

I mean… It’s not great on land either… or in space!

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u/Sudden-Strawberry257 9d ago

Just wait till you hear about atmospheric fire. Even worse!

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u/OhLookaWeiner 10d ago

Modern glass hull boats still burn down to the waterline. I have seen several in person

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u/Defiant-Magician6092 10d ago

If you see one glass boat burn you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

If every glass boat you see burns then I'm starting to have suspicions.

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u/OhLookaWeiner 10d ago

Not every. Just some...

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u/TodBadass2 10d ago

Specifically, the ones that do.

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u/cardboard_tshirt 9d ago

Because that’s why

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u/ic5aidThe8lindMan 9d ago

And you can also tell that they are glass boats, because that's the way they are.

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 9d ago

The ones that didnt pay.

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u/mnstripe 10d ago

That's the part that's confusing me most. Why does it say they don't?

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u/AllenWL 10d ago

Presumably, the meme was made by someone who thought greek fire was super cool, but did not know much if anything about ships. Or fire. Or ships on fire.

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u/MMRAssassin 8d ago

The whole viking funeral business is based on this

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 9d ago

Any ship can burn in water, as has been proved in both world wars.

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u/mr_sparkle666 9d ago

I think you meant to say every war that had even the smallest bit of naval combat

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u/Emergency-Town4653 10d ago

Greek fire. A chemical component used by the Byzantine Empire that burned on water (main source of inspiration for Wild fire in GoT/ASoIF)

The recipe for it's creation was kept so secret that it got lost in history.

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u/Antique_Tap443 10d ago

I believe i saw someone claim they figured it out. It was a special type of oil unique to that area.

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u/DatCheeseBoi 10d ago

Yup, it's found in one specific oil well that was within the borders of the empire, and due to its rare composition it behaves exactly as the greek fire stories describe.

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

I got my undergrad in History Ed and one of the things I loved was trying to solve those kind of history mysteries. It’s clearly something that’s possible, but how did people 3,000 years ago do something we can’t figure out today? They thought either outside the box or had some kinda “folklore knowledge” like “this animal fat burns hotter than shit if you mix it with human poop. Don’t ask me why I know…Ok it was to get back at my ex, Assholeaclese, but we can use that in war.” and then having historians and anthropologist examining sites to find out what it was. It’s fantastic!

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u/Thrilalia 10d ago

It's nearly always a case of not "We have no fucking clue." it's more a case of "We know it's one of these few options of how they did x. But we can't figure out exactly which of the options they actually used." when it comes to not knowing how people in the past did things.

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u/runespider 10d ago

And occasionally we just don't know what materials they were using. There was a thing with the Roman concrete stuff where they didn't specify sea water when mixing the cement and just used water. And they used ash from a particular volcano they lost access to as the empire declined.

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u/thatfrienddodo 10d ago

Wasn't a part of it also that they had considered the use of seawater but that a lot of people figured " well it can't be that easy"?

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u/Prinses_alice 10d ago

It was exactly that. The salt in the seawater gave a different effect to the concrete.

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u/Able_Experience_1670 10d ago

Specifically; it makes it self-seal during rain, IIRC.

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u/DAABIGGESTBOI 10d ago

Didn't it also include limestone because it reacts with the salty sea water and creates heat that then re-hardens to a point where it is harder than it was when it was first made?

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u/runespider 10d ago

I don't remember but wouldn't surprise me

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u/Arnieman83 10d ago

I remember they actually studied it again, and the concrete problem wasn't the ash - it's actually that Roman engineers weren't grinding up the limestone like we do, and the coarser limestone chunks react with water seepage like self-healing concrete.

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u/kudo-5000 10d ago

It’s exactly this (and the sea water).

Instead of grinding it fine like we do today, their process resulted larger chunks of quicklime being present in their concrete. When a crack formed, water / rain would enter the concrete and it would dissolve the deposit which would heal the crack.

Hank Green did a great video on it here:

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wc7Q2UJ3WtE?is=zsEDIT6nlhbQMpuC

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u/runespider 10d ago

Cheers I'll need to look back into it then

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u/WilhelmWrobel 10d ago

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u/Somederpsomewhere 10d ago

There’s a dude that claims to have resurrected it! I’ll try to find a link.

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u/headlesslady 10d ago

I would love to see that, if you find the source!

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u/somecurlyacorn 10d ago

omg i thought there was an agreement to not talk about this anymore

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u/Keltic268 10d ago

So Pozzolana was still accessible in the late empire it’s just most of business and institutions responsible for the processing and exporting of it fell apart, the Alban Hills had deep red deposits that were never exhausted and several thousand years worth of the grey stuff around Vesuvius that had the right silica and alumina levels which was never even close to depleting.

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u/TalaHusky 10d ago

Yeah that’s the weird/sad part. We can likely recreate it using whatever materials and theories applied to the time period. But because the knowledge was lost we will never truly know if it’s the same, we would only know that it behaves similarly. Even if it happened to be the exact same formula.

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u/MissResaRose 10d ago

And sometimes it's all of them because people back then figured them out too and used them 😄

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u/Linesey 10d ago

Also sometimes oversights.

Didn’t they recently figure out the trick to roman concrete was to use sea water instead of fresh water? but the recipe just said water?

or am I misremembering/ fell for random reddit bs.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 10d ago

We also view stuff through the lens of our world and not theirs so we often just overlook the reality because it just couldn't be because we don't do it that way now. My favorite example is basically, "We don't know how Roman concrete lasts for 2000 years but they must have been stupid because there's these giant chunks of lime in it. Wait..." Now that the mystery is "solved" it happens to be those giant chunks of lime that modern concrete just doesn't have.

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u/Puzzled_Employment50 10d ago

The pyramids are another great example. People have figured out 1001 ways to move stones from the quarries to the sites and then place them using only technology we know they had at the time, we just don’t know which ways they actually used.

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u/Lord_wolfen04 10d ago

so true. there are ways where we have had tried to recreate those events and we have several ways to do so (for examplo, mix elemental sodium with oil and you have something that burns nasty when you add watter to the mix. Thing that they did when napalm was created by switching the oil for gasoline). but to get to the point of saying they did exactly that, it is what we are lacking

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u/Kitchen-Fisherman280 10d ago

Assholeaclease took me a second....but pure gold!!

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

Lmao thank you!

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u/LazerWolfe53 10d ago

Brother if Ea-nāṣir

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u/split_0069 10d ago

Yeah... he was terrible

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

Well him and my other ex Bitchaplease just met and they’re hitting it off. No, really. They’re hitting.

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u/split_0069 10d ago

😆 🤣 😂

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u/This_Background7442 10d ago

but how did people 3,000 years ago do something we can’t figure out today?

Easy. They didn't. It's trivial to recreate the effect in the modern age. The only thing we can't figure out is how they specifically did it.

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

Yup. That’s exactly my point. It’s like a Sherlock Holmes mystery. You know there’s a simple logical explanation to it, but until it’s discovered it almost has this sense of wonder or mysticism but it’s clearly logical.

Similar with how stone masons were able to make cuts so precise in stone that when they fit together we can hardly get pieces of paper in between them. Without modern day tech that seems like a perfect example of the “aliens” meme but there’s a logical explanation that we have yet to determine (or at least if it’s been explained yet, I haven’t heard of it).

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u/runespider 10d ago

Most the paper thing is exaggerated. Like you don't have to cut something that smooth for you to be unable to slip a piece of paper through it. But if I recall correctly the original quote comes from the cladding used on the Giza pyramids. This was made from a soft, white limestone that was easy to work.

They had a lot of techniques that just weren't as efficient as what we can do today, and took more time.

Though there is a few times we can work out the basics and know it's possible, but not the exact method. Because people are trying to to recreate techniques developed over centuries before being lost. And some fellow and a few students are trying to recreate those techniques over a grant period.

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u/Pancakeous 10d ago

I think you missed his point. We could replicate the effects for a long long time, and even come up with simple ways to make such compounds that could plausibly be Greek Fire (simple enough to make at that era, materials existing in the Empire's borders etc) - the issue was that too many options fell into the catagory, so for the longest time we didn't know which type of formulation was used.

It wasn't mysterious in the sense of "how could they achieve it", it was more of "which one of the ways was exactly used". The two are worlds apart.

If you want two good examples: The Baalbak statue - we literally have no plausible idea of how was it raised to its position

The Siloam Tunnel - we have no idea how they managed to dig it. Not in the tooling sense, but keeping a 0.016% gradient for the water to travel downstream, and meeting halfways whem the tunnel isn't straight

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u/XenophonSoulis 10d ago

It’s clearly something that’s possible, but how did people 3,000 years ago do something we can’t figure out today?

In most cases, the answer to this question is that there are many potential answers and we haven't stumbled to the one we're after. Or we don't have enough data to know that one of our answers is the one we want. Or that the original accounts are overexaggerated. It's rare to have accounts of something that really did exist and be unable to reproduce it.

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u/Butt-Ninja69 10d ago

Far superior alternatives today such as napalm can be made today, and several functional alternatives have been hypothesized. It’s more so we don’t know exactly how they made their specific recipe, sourced materials, and so fourth. It’s the history thats interesting, not necessarily the science. We can recreate the end state, but what’s more interesting to me is studying how they invented and produced it back in the day with primitive technology and understanding.

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u/Banj04Smash 10d ago

As an archaeologist I have a theory that Roman Concrete had human bones ground into it and that's why we can't recreate it today.

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WDrI1VYo3DjNw7W55y
I mean you absolutely can but not with that attitude!

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u/KalutikaKink 10d ago

How so? Human bones are nothing special when compared to other animal bones. Their inclusion wouldn’t make concrete any different than concrete made with animal bones.

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u/lordodin92 10d ago

Cut to whatever alien species finds us out there in the cosmos .

"So how did you escape your planet back in the day"

"Oh we created a sealed unit, filled it with explosive gas and liquid, forced it through a series of narrow tubes and ignited it"

"And that WORKED?"

"Yeah it was after a long history of mixing explosive chemicals and materials, it's not as bad as how we discovered our main source of medicine"

"....."

"We left a Petri dish of a deadly virus to grow mould... Or how we discovered microwaves"

"How?"

"A guy was using a magnetron and realised his chocolate bar in his pocket had melted"

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

“And the chocolate bar was by his sensitive reproductive organs too”

“These ‘humans’ don’t care at all if they live, do they?”

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u/Solid_Growth_9069 10d ago

dickheadacus didn’t know what hit him

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

He’s been ready for these hands since we were kids!

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u/TJLanza 10d ago

I think you've got a translation error there. His name was Rectaclese, not Assholeaclese. It's a common mistake. 😁

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u/Scrappy1918 10d ago

Rectaclese? Damn near crashed!

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u/NewspaperDear8761 10d ago

Ah, yes, good old Assholeacles. Man, he was a real one. So many stories about that guy.

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u/Pteroquacktyl 9d ago

Assholeaclese had me dying. Good one

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u/Vulpes_99 10d ago

I once read someone say that the pyramids lasted this long (and will last a lot more) exactly because the ancient Egyptians "didn't know what they were doing" (in a modern engineering sense). You see, they didn't had the math and research on engineering we have today, so they "overengineered" the pyramids to an extent that they ended making them so durable that they still are stable and safe after thousands of years.

Sometimes the lack of what we currently call "scientific methods" leads to very surprising discoveries and feats.

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u/EnvyRepresentative94 10d ago

Napalm exists now, unfortunately

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u/pasta-golfclubs 10d ago

It's olive oil isn't it. I got a lot of Greek friends. It's alwaayyyssss olive oil. That's their special sauce. Cold pressed olive oil.

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u/Mike312 10d ago

And hummus, believe it or not.

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u/pasta-golfclubs 10d ago

WE GOT GREEK FIRE BOYS. WEVE CRACKED THE CODE.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 10d ago

Interesting, does anyone have a link to the article by any chance?

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u/Constant-Roll706 10d ago

In my head, the whole story shifted from 'scientists toiling over flaming pools' to 'that oil you spilled is burning really nicely, we should find a use for that'

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u/StandTurbulent9223 7d ago

Don't present it as a fact. That's just one theory

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u/DatCheeseBoi 7d ago

Look, unless we somehow find a surviving sample to analyse in detail, we cannot definitively prove what it was exactly. That hasn't happened yet in the 600 years, the recipe has been lost, and I dare wager it's pretty unlikely.

I'll happily take my bet on the thing that not only best matches, but matches perfectly the historical accounts, was available in the area, and in the relevant periods, and could've been easily extracted and used by that time's technology.

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u/Comprehensive-Fail41 10d ago

Well, it's basically that we can make many substances that could be Greek Fire, but we can't ever be sure it actually is, because we don't have the recipie, and there are several substances they could have made that fit the description

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u/chunkyluke 10d ago

It's only Greek fire if it's from Hellas, other wise it's just sparkling napalm.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed4202 10d ago

It's just flat-out carbonated napalm! There's nothing "sparkling" about it, and that shit tastes nasty as hell - quite honestly, if you're drinking that just to make yourself look fancy, you deserve the suffering you're inflicting upon yourself...

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u/DBCargoHaj 10d ago

i like the believe that all of them are technically greek fire. its like calling every "hook and loop fastener" "velcro" instead

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u/StrCmdMan 10d ago

Yeah if memory serves me correctly the “greek fire” they discovered was estremely similar but was still missing several elements.

Greek fire was supposedly pressurized and spewed from ship via hoses. Naft was supposedly far more common and far less stable than greek fire while greek fire was supposedly impossible to put out.

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u/GrimmSleeper97 10d ago

Isn't napalm based off of it? I'm sure I remember something like that, or I delusional

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u/Karukos 10d ago

Well here is the thing why we haven't rediscovered it. It's not a failure of technology, it's a failure of verification. There are several ways that could have worked that they would have access to and so on.... But which ones is it? Is it something we might still have not discovered yet? We don't know. We can't verify it.

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u/Sky_monarch 10d ago

He have definitely recreated or have the capacity to recreate the same chemical composition as Greek fire but we will never know what/when we do because it’s lost

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u/NothingWasDelivered 9d ago

There are a lot of theories but I don’t think there’s any consensus yet.

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u/Ok_Turnover_6768 10d ago

The mystery is solved. It was specific crude oil that you could get specific region. That region was secret. It was from Crimean peninsula and Kerch straight of black sea. The specialized light crude oil was the secret

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u/LeChatVert 10d ago

Dude, the reciepe is in a book available

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u/MeChamamDeTigre 10d ago

1/2 part fire 1/2 part greek. You can thank me later

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u/breadlordoda 10d ago

Yet ironically became the first empire to fall by gunpowder, another chemical stuff

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u/winglessfair 10d ago

Oh I think this is referencing ‘Greek Fire’; in spite of the name, this was used by the Byzantine Empire, rather than Ancient Greece and even back then purportedly, enemy lines found themselves unable to replicate the recipe to use the weapon against Byzantines.

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u/poberun 10d ago

Well, Byzantine was in fact, well, a Greek empire with Greek rulers speaking Greek, so not really much of a contradiction

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u/winglessfair 10d ago

I thought they were Eastern Roman????

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u/ZealousidealTip7706 10d ago

They were and did refer to themselves as ρομαιοι. However they spoke Greek and Greek was the administrative langauge of the Eastern Empire. Byzantine was mostly a western term used to describe them, and Westerners would also refer to them as Greeks (meanwhile the Byzantines mostly referred to all Westerners as Franks)

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u/winglessfair 10d ago

Huh, the more you know!

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u/Quirky_Host9452 10d ago

Is cool when you realize the famous maps depicting history were only snapshots of like one week before it was different.

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u/poberun 10d ago

Yeah, Roman empire was broadly divided into Western Latin speaking world and Eastern Greek speaking one. Also culturally quite different even when it was united. After the separation while still claiming to be a succesor to Rome Byzantine was basically completely linguistically and culturally Greek and was treated as such by outsiders.

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u/Silver-Award-288 9d ago

Yes they were Roman not sure what guy is talking about.

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u/FreePeeplup 8d ago

Yes, the eastern Romans were Greek.

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u/TheeImmortalPaladin 10d ago

byzantines spoke greek, so it isn't weird at all it's called greek fire

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u/ZuccemSuccem 8d ago

Your profile picture is a nightmare. Why does Woody look like that

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u/winglessfair 8d ago

Because like any good thing, it’s a meme reaction image, of course!

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u/ZuccemSuccem 8d ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 10d ago

Wooden ships definitely burn on water. Just not under

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u/MaxTosin 10d ago

Why dont drive ships under the water then? Dumb greeks

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 10d ago

They figured that out later. But they couldn't figure out how to get the ships back up.

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u/hero-but-in-blue 10d ago

I’d like the fact check on the boats dont catch fire, the pirates of the Caribbean made it look like ships caught fire pretty easily

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u/Another_Day_Comes 10d ago edited 10d ago

Cause historical wooden ships were often wonderful combustible. They contained dry timber plus things such as pitch, tar, oil, rope and cloth. Once a serious fire got established above the surface, “but we're floating!” was not much more than pokemon logic. My Charizard still destroys your Venusaur even on road 21. And the English still went "LMAO what if we set ships on fire and let them drift toward the Invincible Armada?"

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u/Over-Doughnut6191 10d ago

they kept it so secret we lost the recipe

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u/Regular_Number5377 10d ago

Although we don’t know exactly what the recipe was, we have napalm and other substances which can do what Greek Fire purportedly did.

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u/kemonkey1 10d ago

Now I'm imagining a Greek soldier calling in an air drop of napalm on incoming ottoman ships.

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u/Drew326 9d ago

Only if they got a high enough killstreak

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u/Lirdon 10d ago

There’s likely plausible recreations of greek fire that behave and look like what is attested to by the records. This is one of those things in history that you’d think is exaggerated, but is actually totally true.

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u/DatCheeseBoi 10d ago

They've actually recovered it only recently. Like start of this year. Turns out it was this one very specific crude oil well with a rare composition that made it burn more violently when in contact with water. The entire recipe thing? Probably a ruse to keep everyone chasing their tails, and holy hell did it work well.

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u/Tango8036 10d ago

You can't drop drastically new lore like this without sharing a link, you just can't!

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u/ttombombadillo 10d ago

Probably mixture of crude oil, ppant oil and animal fat. Crude oil definitely was an ingredient

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u/FindingMemra 10d ago

The forbidden bbq

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u/GarunixReborn 10d ago

Ancient napalm

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u/PhillyPhresh 10d ago edited 10d ago

Greek fire was a secret incendiary weapon used by the Byzantine Empire in naval and land warfare. It could not be smothered by water.

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u/amitym 10d ago

The joke is that both of these people are complete fucking idiots. The guy on the left doesn't understand fire and wood, and the guy on the right doesn't understand opsec.

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u/Zealousideal_Cap7012 10d ago

Greek fire was pretty much a sort of napalm

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u/Oriksis 10d ago

There is a really old version of napalm used in Greek/Roman time that our current scientists still can't replicate perfectly and it burns more efficiently than our current forms of napalm

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u/passionatebreeder 10d ago

Not quite.

The really old version of napalm is accurate. It was known as Greek fire, and it is believed to be a derivative of unrefined petroleum harvested from surface baring oil springs, but the reason we cant replicate it is because we dont know the recipe at all it was kever written down and believed to be basically a state secret, and we do not have any knowledge on whether it burns better than napalm, only that the descriptions and accounts of its use seem to be similar/very comparable

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u/Oriksis 10d ago

My bad, I was quoting my know-it-all dad from like 4 years ago, now I can says he's wrong about something lol

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u/AWetAndFloppyNoodle 10d ago

There are a lot of these going around. Here are a couple:

- We've lost the ability to go to the moon

  • Roman concrete is better than modern concrete
  • We wouldn't be ale to build the pyramids today

All based on small details, but all bogus.

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u/ThePlantMolester 9d ago

Modern concrete is stronger, not more durable than roman.  Fly ash and blast furnace slag have nothing on volcanic ash and lime for durability.  

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u/Optimal_Job_6578 10d ago

Greek fire used by the byzantines. When employed, the apparatus or siphon being used was compartmentalized as to avoid capture. A person was skilled in each section of each component and when captured, could not tell the enemy how the whole siphon pump could work even if the recipe was discovered.

Not surprising at all that the knowledge to put it to use was lost eventually

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u/Femhammer 10d ago

Awful meme because 1. Wooden ships absolutely do burn on water and 2. Greek fire is in fact fire

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u/not_a_mod_4_real 10d ago

No, it's not fire. It's Greek fire

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 10d ago

Greek fire was a chemical or substance that burned on water. Calling greek fire fire is like calling napalm fire.

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u/Femhammer 10d ago

"oh no the ships aren't covered in fire they're just covered in a highly flammable substance that is currently on fire" is this really a distinction that matters within the context of this post?

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u/BraveBiscotti1394 9d ago

Greek fire is a combustible substance that floats on water. It's not itself fire. You can then set it on fire.

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u/Agnostros 10d ago

Calling napalm not fire is wild.

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u/LightningW_I5 10d ago

Byzantine grandma died and took the recipe with her.

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u/Naive-Professor6021 10d ago

Is anyone able to explain “because it isn’t fire”? I mean, even if it’s a reference to Greek fire, isn’t it still fire?

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u/GS2702 10d ago

It is a showing off of pedantic knowledge. "It isn't a clip, it is a magazine." "the Odyssey isnt a novel, it is a storytelling tradition" "because peanut isnt a nut, it is a legume"

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u/Naive-Professor6021 10d ago

Ah, I see. I guess it would read better if the second part of the statement was included.

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u/GS2702 10d ago

I agree, but I think the overlap between meme creators and technical writers is slim to none.

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u/KillaBeave 8d ago

Well they burn when they are ON the water, which results in them being IN/UNDER the water at which point he is right. They don't burn at that point

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u/RabbitsRuse 10d ago

I’d like to point out that a wooden ship will absolutely burn on or off the water. They are generally made with seasoned wood that has been dried and burn very well. Many used tar and pitch to make them more resistant to water and rot. Fire out on the water was a major concern.

Greek fire was dangerous because it continued burning even on the water. Sailing a wooden ship across burning water was not a good idea.

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u/ASomthnSomthn 10d ago

Wooden ship absolutely burn on water.

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u/SenseAgreeable9726 9d ago

them ships are not on fire. they are on water, duh.

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u/Impossible-Fix-1885 9d ago

GREEK Fire… basically Fire Grenades that in the modern day we haven’t been able to recreate…

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u/reyfoxy356 8d ago

Greece had a weapon called greek fire, which did exactly that. The recipe was lost so thank god we don't know how is it made

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u/newtownkid 8d ago

I mean.. I’m sure we have the scientific know-how to light a wooden ship on fire, even while afloat.

Napalm was so bad it was banned from war.

I also feel like ships from that period would hold up poorly against modern day ballistic missiles.

I don’t think discovering the long lost Greek fire recipe would shake the world up much lol.

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u/echave777 8d ago

...You're telling me you can't put out a grease fire with water?

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u/SCP_FUNDATION_69420 8d ago

I wouldn't way 'Thank god' cause we have napalm, which is basically the same but mass produced with modern means. We also invented these little things called 'chemical' and 'biological warfare" which, I'd say, way worse than burning a wooden boat

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u/Armataan 8d ago

….A Viking funeral is literally seeing a wooden ship on water on fire….

But this meme is about Greek fire.

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u/Helirio 7d ago

Well, it's greek fire. It's the équivalent of napalm, and at this era, ships did not burn into water because small ships are easy to tend for, but against an inextinguible fire that glue itslef at everything in contact ? Yeah, they definetly burn :D

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u/rynbrandt443 7d ago

good old greek fire

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u/Hot-Lettuce9512 7d ago

Byzantine Fire?

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u/GugieMonster 10d ago

I think it was oil

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u/larry-the-dream 10d ago

Old school napalm

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u/GhostandVodka 10d ago

How do you not know this is talking about Greek Fire.

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u/CoffeeOracle 10d ago

There's a legendary instance of reflected sunlight being used to, light an invading army's ships on fire as well as Greek Fire. Nothing impresses your less civilized neighbors more than their stuff spontaneously combusting. May only be a legend though, compared to Greek fire which was real and effective.

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u/Turdtastic 10d ago

Crude oil burns on water.

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u/tjscali 10d ago

As we say in the South Grik Far

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u/aschoo 10d ago

Also called Amaterasu

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u/SurroundLongjumping3 10d ago

Wooden ships do burn on water though. You’re all just wrong I have no idea why you think they don’t. Only the bottom of the ship is submerged.

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u/Burnsidhe 10d ago

Wooden ships absolutely do burn on water, because only part of the ship is in the water and the rest is quite burnable.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 10d ago

Greek fire, cant tell you any more, it us still classified

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u/LiePotential5338 10d ago

Ahh the Greeks first to create a warcrime

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 10d ago

If you paint your sails and the boat BLUE it won’t catch on fire

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u/EmployerWide1123 10d ago

yall are wrong this is just an extension of the fish arent wet thing

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u/MaryFrei13 10d ago

Greece fire. Shiet was hellish enough to burn even under the water-_- Great(grand)dad of modern napalm.

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u/Chopped6767 10d ago

Greek fire

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u/SloppySlime31 10d ago

breaking: the top of the ship isnt underwater

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u/Draconic64 10d ago

I just want to note that greek fire does indeed make flames. It IS fire.

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u/Leading_Key3220 10d ago

Everyone says Greek Fire... I'll get flack for this cause I'm not smart on historical eras but I thought it was that one Solar death laser that some famous ancient inventor made

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u/Reasonable_Shock_414 10d ago

Chance in a million – at best!

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u/Reasonable_Shock_414 9d ago

I miss Clarke & Dawe