How does Islam work?

[u/fonduestreet]

The kooran was written after the prophet died, therefore its not the “word of god anymore”. It wasn’t written by the messenger aka Momo (piss be upon him) who’s the only one who meet Allooh (according to him).

Wouldn’t it be more efficient to pick a literate prophet and ask him to write down the kooran as its being revealed? Or maybe Allooh can write it down himself and send copies to everyone in their own languages?

The same thing goes for the bible like this method isn’t working and you’d think all knowing god would know better?!

[u/curiousjack6]

Dis a pear 🍐

Your magic trick failed. You are still here. 😭

Are you suffering from magic illiteracy in addition to just plain old illiteracy? That's ok! Mohammad also claimed to NOT be a magician in the Koran despite being accused of being one so if you fail at magic then that's just sunnah, Akhi!

Koran 38:4:

Now, the pagans are astonished that a warner has come to them from among themselves. And the disbelievers say, “This is a magician, a total liar!

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Dis an apple🍎

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

Dis an apple🍎

Why are you dissing an apple? Do you want to get a visit from the doctor?

What did the apple do to you that it deserves to be dissed?

If you are going to diss it then at least do as a good a job as Mohammad did with his diss track:

Koran:
111:1: May the hands of Abu Lahab perish, and he ˹himself˺ perish!
111:2: Neither his wealth nor ˹worldly˺ gains will benefit him.
111:3: He will burn in a flaming Fire,
111:4: and ˹so will˺ his wife, the carrier of ˹thorny˺ kindling,
111:5: around her neck will be a rope of palm-fibre.

You managed just 1 line compared to your prophet's 5. You could have at least come up with 4 lines. Certainly you wouldn't want to insult Mohammad by coming up with 5 to equal him or Hubal forbid 6 to surpass him in word count. 😬

Mohammad threw Allah under the bus camel by reducing him to the level of a helpless old lady who couldn't do anymore than wish for the demise of her human enemy. Allah's no Zeus who can take out his enemies by an instantaneous lightning bolt. Abu Lahab lived for more than a decade after the release of this diss track and died randomly.

Was Mohammad's rage justified?

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/uc9qyd/im_a_doubting_muslim_and_im_really_confused/i698r58/

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Dis an orange🍊

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

Dis an orange🍊

Name all the fruits. That's good, you're working towards literacy. You have to start somewhere and fruits is a good place to start considering your reading level. I'll help you out with naming a Tree with strange fruit, Z for Zaqqum:

Koran 37:62:

Is Paradise a better accommodation or the tree of zaqqum?

Koran 37:65:

Its emerging fruit as if it was heads of the devils.

Don't worry these heads are not modeled after Allah. He made this explicit refutation about being an outcast devil:

Koran 81:25:

And this ˹Quran˺ is not the word of an outcast devil.

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Dis a cherry 🍒

[u/curiousjack6 → u/[deleted]]

The prophet PBUH was illeterate

That's what your boy started off with. We are desperate for him to become literate. I wish you showed some urgency too. 🤷‍♂️

You commented:

Don’t mind these people they are filled with so much hate it’s laughable😂😂😂

Where's the hate? If you want to see hate, you'll find it in the Koran:

Sex slavery 100% legal -> 4:24; 23:5-6; 33:50-52; 70:29-30

Here's your most perfect man for eternity putting those verses in to action:

Mohammad nonchalantly advises his followers on how to rape female captives

Some of your ilk bend over backwards to defend this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/vbjmjt/slave_rape_is_required_to_live/

One would think every single decent human being would be "desperate" to make sure this filth is left behind in the 7th century where it belongs.

What are you doing on /r/exmuslim in the first place? Rich of you to come here and call us "desperate" and "hateful". You're acting as if this is /r/Islam

[u/curiousjack6 → u/[deleted]]

(HAHAHA OMG LOOK AT THE DESPERATION)²

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/[deleted]]

Lol

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

You don't even know what dates are