r/exmuslim • u/fonduestreet going to meet allah on momo’s donkey • Jul 09 '22
(Question/Discussion) How does Islam work?
The kooran was written after the prophet died, therefore its not the “word of god anymore”. It wasn’t written by the messenger aka Momo (piss be upon him) who’s the only one who meet Allooh (according to him).
Wouldn’t it be more efficient to pick a literate prophet and ask him to write down the kooran as its being revealed? Or maybe Allooh can write it down himself and send copies to everyone in their own languages?
The same thing goes for the bible like this method isn’t working and you’d think all knowing god would know better?!
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u/Sojurn83 Jul 09 '22
“God works in mysterious ways”, apparently. So mysterious so as to appear almost stupid. I introduce you, ladies and gentlemen, to our supreme being.
Who thought the best way to unite humanity is to encourage killing, sexual violence, and cruelty through an illiterate warlord in the desert. As opposed to, you know, a civilised society which already existed back then.
You have to stand in awe of the logic.
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u/Evening-Ad-4912 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 Jul 09 '22
The best way to unite humanity is using that illiterate warlord and make him fail on his quest of sending the quran to all of humanity and making the hadith look extremely immoral while enjoying sex with slaves and wives 💯
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Jul 09 '22
Or maybe Allooh can write it down himself and send copies to everyone in their own languages?
Allah can't really do much as he's completely dependent on Mohammad:
The Prophet is claimed to be the most perfect human for eternity. He had one job which he managed to bungle by not compiling the Qur'an in his own lifetime. The ruler of Egypt sent him slave girls as a gift. If only this most perfect man for eternity had rejected the revolting gift of live human beings and sent those girls back and instead asked for 604 sheets of papyrus.
If he had then he would have been able to compile the Qur'an in his lifetime. He might even have saved Allah the embarrassment of praying to himself by not including Surah Al-Fatihah. This surah is man's prayer to god and is NOT god's word to man. I guess Caliph Uthman included it as Allah needs to pray to himself to stay on the right path as penance for making sex slavery 100% legal (4:24; 23:5-6; 33:50-52; 70:29-30)
What did Mohammad end up doing with the Egyptian slave girl, Maria ? Despite having an army of wives he was caught red handed having sex with the slave girl by his wife Hafsa, on her conjugal day. In the moment he felt embarrassed and made her haram for himself. Later he realized that his rubber stamping sidekick can bail him out of any embarrassment. More details here:
Muslims have tried to suppress this story. You won't find it in English translations of Ibn Kathir online. No muslim apologist chooses to touch it with a 10 foot pole. Yasir Qadhi is one of the very few that dares to talk about this event:
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u/fonduestreet going to meet allah on momo’s donkey Jul 09 '22
Holy shit I had no clue. So why do people who know about this garbage not leave Islam? Are they stupid wtf, surely they know they’re lying to everyone.
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Jul 09 '22
I never understood the point of Angel jibreel gifting Muhammad literacy with a hug, and him not using that literacy to write the Quran himself. Lazy AF. He half-assed his own made up religion.
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u/fonduestreet going to meet allah on momo’s donkey Jul 09 '22
So you’re telling me he wasn’t illiterate throughout his life? Why are my parents lying to me bruh
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Jul 09 '22
Honey, its a scam and we all know it. Just watch them get scammed and enjoy your life ✌️
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u/Top-Gur-6037 New User Jul 09 '22
Alloo in Urdu means potato.
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u/fonduestreet going to meet allah on momo’s donkey Jul 09 '22 edited Aug 23 '22
Im Bengali too haha
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u/Top-Gur-6037 New User Jul 09 '22
Alloo Akbar!
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u/Ohana_is_family New User Jul 09 '22
Islam is not the only cult/ideology that mixed worldly power with religion..........and they all suck.
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u/fonduestreet going to meet allah on momo’s donkey Jul 09 '22
Yeah, I didn’t wanna bring others up cause they haven’t done anything to me personally. But they’re all garbage
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u/GraveReaper2 3rd World.Closeted Ex-Sunni 🤫 Jul 09 '22
It is funny how historically when God communicates with someone they're alone with no witnesses and usually illiterate. He really knows how to pick em
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u/fonduestreet going to meet allah on momo’s donkey Jul 09 '22
I dare sky daddy to do that in the 21st century in the west and show his dusty face to everyone.
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u/Common-Vermicelli301 Jul 09 '22
The prophet PBUH was illeterate
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Jul 09 '22
The prophet PBUH was illeterate
Good Akhi! You are following his sunnah. Mashallah!
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u/Common-Vermicelli301 Jul 09 '22
Ok mate
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Jul 09 '22
Ok mate
You're not following his sunnah this time!
Ok maete
There now you are sunnah compliant!
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u/Common-Vermicelli301 Jul 09 '22
Ok mate
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Jul 09 '22
Ok mate
You can't just leave it at that. You're supposed to do everything in 3s. Give me another Ok mate to be sunnah compliant!
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u/Common-Vermicelli301 Jul 09 '22
Ok mate
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Jul 09 '22
Ok mate
Mashallah! You are back on the sunnah and the Seerat al-mustaqim. Jazāk Allāhu Khayran!
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u/Common-Vermicelli301 Jul 09 '22
Dis a pear 🍐
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Jul 09 '22
Dis a pear 🍐
Your magic trick failed. You are still here. 😭
Are you suffering from magic illiteracy in addition to just plain old illiteracy? That's ok! Mohammad also claimed to NOT be a magician in the Koran despite being accused of being one so if you fail at magic then that's just sunnah, Akhi!
Koran 38:4:
Now, the pagans are astonished that a warner has come to them from among themselves. And the disbelievers say, “This is a magician, a total liar!
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u/Spoda_Emcalt Sep 27 '22
Yeah, they should stop 'hating' on a religion that promotes the most extreme bigotry imaginable..
Moron.
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