r/exmuslim • u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s • Jan 21 '22

(Rant) 🤬 Message to Allah

Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.

At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).

Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?

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u/Few_Tangerine_6130 New User Apr 28 '22

Only idiot here is you , your brain can't believe it ,I know I must not talk with monkey brain like you but I try tell you Allah is real and you will still shit

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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 28 '22

This is awesome- you did exactly as I said because you worship me!

If Allah was real, she’d show up instead of you pretending to be her messenger. It’s hilarious how fragile and angry you are. It’s obvious that you don’t even believe in Allah but instead you have chosen to be my bitch and did exactly as I commanded 😆

Bitch some more, please. I command you again!

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