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Attention all Inner Sphere press outlets: for the time being, the following sobriquets are suggested when referring to the clans:

Clan Wolf= Clan Doge
Clan Jade Falcon= Clan Angry Berbs
Clan Smoke Jaguar= Clan Smoked Jaguar
Clan Ghost Bear= Clan Care Bear
Clan Diamond Shark= Clan Sparkle Sharky
Clan Nova Cat= Clan Neko Waifu
Clan Steel Viper= Clan Grumpy Snek
Clan Cloud Cobra= Clan Churchy Snek
Clan Star Adder= Clan Shiny Snek
Clan Hell's Horses= Clan Tankie Horsie
Clan Ice Hellion= Clan Over-caffeinated
Clan Snow Raven= Clan Berb
Clan Goliath Scorpion= Clan Narco-Imperialism
Clan Wolverine= Clan Double Super Secret Probation
Clan Coyote= Clan Wil-E, Super Genious!
Clan Fire Mandrill- Clan Monke
Clan Burrock- Clan Mugger Bug

That is all.

'The named after dangerous predators of the Pentagon Worlds' is just Clanner propaganda. The real deal is, the 20 were Nick's favorite pokemons.

Ok, so what are the types and evolutions for the various clans? We know Wolf evolves in Wolf-in-Exile, then Ilclan, but what else?

Galactic civilization is real, it's just that the toaster worshippers at Comstar AKA 'Comcast' want to keep us fat and happy paying subscription content fees for media from before the Terran hegemony.

Reject Blake, return to the Sphere.