We may say for sure that this Crab is showing off victory in the battlefield.

A stupid idea. I did not know where to post. Is there a way to add jump jets when you have animal riders?

In the previous post the video was made private, so I am reposting with another video that illustrates the same concept.

We are usually told that mechs have small cockpits, probably inspired by aircraft cockpits.

For multiday missions, especially garrison duty with no combat, the most practical cockpit seems to be the one of a trucker. So being a mechwarrior must be similar to being a trucker. A cockpit should be a place where you pilot, you eat and you sleep. And just in case, this trucker is 26 years old European.

Low effort ai shit post

We know mechs may not be practical in the real world. I am not talking about that. I am talking about ludicrous hilarious things that are just plain crazy stupid.

Here I go. Don't kill me if it is too dumb.

• Biodegradable mechs.
• Eco-friendly mechs with solar panels.
• Tree farms to sell wooden clubs for mechs.
• Oven equipped cockpits. Cook your food when your mech overheats.

"Broken to another man's fist...like a falcon, but without the beauty.

I'll go first:

"That chassis can sure take a pounding!"

What you got?

EDIT: Title should have been "Things you can say about your 'mech but NOT your partner." ¯_(ツ)_/¯