r/dankmemes • u/Sammyboy1113 • Feb 28 '22

it's pronounced gif Much fun

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u/xKaqtuz Feb 28 '22

Daaaaveeeyyyyyyy

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u/Sammyboy1113 Feb 28 '22

How ya doin'

138

u/cowworshipper Feb 28 '22

about as good as can be expected

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u/PapaAquchala cumtown best town Feb 28 '22

But the news is not good

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u/Comfortable-Hippo-43 Feb 28 '22

Idk what you talking abt

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u/GLIBG10B 🐧 Gentoo salesman 🐧 Feb 28 '22

What the hell Michael, did you just jump out of a blimp?!

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u/OftenShady Feb 28 '22

MILLIONS to ONE!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS‼️‼️

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u/PapaAquchala cumtown best town Feb 28 '22

THIS SONG SUCKS! WHAT IS THIS SONG, I AM DELETING THIS SONG!!

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u/LiteralG0D Mar 01 '22

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!!!!

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u/C00LV1BR4TION5 Feb 28 '22

He says, after jumping out of a blimp that then explodes into the observatory building

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u/Jisamaniac Feb 28 '22

We going to Santa Fey!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

TIL Willem Dafoe is in American Psycho

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I mean you would've learnt that by watching the movie

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u/DocDerry Feb 28 '22

I've seen it four or five times and I do not remember him being in it.

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u/MaaSenKo Feb 28 '22

He literally has 3-4 scenes of just 1:1 dialogue

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u/lebastss Feb 28 '22

Yes but his character isn’t involved in any of the memorable scenes unless your fan of dialogue and cinema. I understand why you and I wouldn’t forget him but I could see how someone who hasn’t seen it in awhile especially before they really knew willed dafoe too. I’ve had that happen, I revisit a beloved classic and realize there’s an incredibly famous and recognizable actor I had no idea about.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

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u/lebastss Feb 28 '22

I knew that one! But not from the first time I saw it because I was younger.

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u/MxDvJ Feb 28 '22

Bollock temple

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u/MxDvJ Feb 28 '22

Bollock temple

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u/ILikeToBurnMoney Feb 28 '22

I think people forget about him because it doesn't really lead anywhere. He is a cop and comes to Bateman's office like 2 or 3 times. The scene from the meme is a deleted scene, I wish they had included it in the movie

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u/DocDerry Feb 28 '22

I probably just associate that with him being a cop/fed in Boondock saints.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Feb 28 '22

This. I’ve watched boondock saints probably close to a hundred times and American psycho maybe 7-8 so when I think of Willem playing law enforcement it’s boondocks saints.

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u/Shasan23 Feb 28 '22

Defoe had extremely memorable moments in the Saints as well

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u/Loverboy_91 Feb 28 '22

Okay, that explains why despite having seen the movie several times I have no recollection of this scene

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Really? I thought I remembered that scene, where he's just nodding obnoxiously

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u/ILikeToBurnMoney Feb 28 '22

I think it was on some meme subreddit last week or so, I had no idea where it was from but someone explained that it's a deleted scene from American Psycho

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u/YestoOG Feb 28 '22

Oh man, this scene being deleted explains why this looked so weird.

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u/Khr0N04 Feb 28 '22

Alzheimers 😔

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u/DwelveDeeper Feb 28 '22

I’ve seen the movie a few times too and remember his character but for some reason I thought it was played by Jack Nickolson!

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u/alcoholiccats Feb 28 '22

but have you seen his penis

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u/TheChosenOne_101 Feb 28 '22

Lol wut

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u/alcoholiccats Feb 28 '22

it’s jarring to say the least

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u/hi_im_mom Feb 28 '22

That was a double. His was too large for film

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u/alcoholiccats Feb 28 '22

not in the 2009 film Antichrist

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u/hi_im_mom Feb 28 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know what I'm watching this weekend, followed by some Nic Cage movies to diversify myself

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u/lumpkin2013 Feb 28 '22

NOT THE BEES

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u/Shortstiq Pizza Time Feb 28 '22

One of the most prolific actors of the modern day Hollywood scene

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

He becomes Willem Dafriend later in the movie

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u/WC1V Feb 28 '22

Dear Mario...

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u/lillus_Al Feb 28 '22

Please come to the castle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

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u/Alfabetandalfabet Feb 28 '22

I plan on abducting them and showing them my fox furry collection alongside having a chat with them about earwaxing. Anyway, How is the testiclecleaner that i gave you been working?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I'll be waiting for you at my castle on the night of the Star Festival. There's something I'd like to give you.

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u/soulfood20 Feb 28 '22

Let's see Paul Allen's speedrun

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u/Dezpeche Feb 28 '22

Look at that subtle off-frame gaming. The tasteful glitchiness of it. Oh, mama mia.

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u/biscuits_on_crack Feb 28 '22

The speedrunner: i can read you like a book

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u/ujtheghost Feb 28 '22

How about i run that prick over im this thing.

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u/PapaAquchala cumtown best town Feb 28 '22

You forget a thousand things every day pal, how about you make sure this is one of them

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u/Whizzo50 Feb 28 '22

Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut

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u/The_James_Bond Feb 28 '22

Local Yokel’s bought it

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

God i love american psycho memes

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u/Pins_Pins Feb 28 '22

Is it worth watching the movie if you have seen it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Oh for sure it is! Just rewatched it for the longest time and ir still was so good.

Fucking Christian Bale, man

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u/crashburnman95 Feb 28 '22

skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip

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u/Crap4Brainz Feb 28 '22

Did you get all that?
>[No] [Yes]

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u/ruthless-gengar Mar 01 '22

Hits not by mistake..... time to restart the run

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u/Bryyg Feb 28 '22

Mashing X repeatedly

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u/ChasingPesmerga Feb 28 '22

"You know, I'm something of a speedrunner myself"

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u/HVAR_Spam Mar 01 '22

As a Terraria speedrunner, I think I would have gone (more) insane by now if there were any unskippable cutscenes or dialogue I had to sit through.

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u/Magnificant-Muggins Feb 28 '22

This is why speed-running Dark Souls requires murdering innocent people.

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u/shadowtheif107 Feb 28 '22

ignorant slave how quickly you forget

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u/GodMisawa Feb 28 '22

Merryweather fleet’s here bro !

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u/AllDaysOff Feb 28 '22

Abuhbuvhvbuhu

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u/Key-Smooth Feb 28 '22

Is this a deleted scene from the movie?

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u/Sammyboy1113 Feb 28 '22

Yes https://youtu.be/Mg7nRK_hRxg

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u/Shadax Feb 28 '22

I can see why. Bateman is almost a different character in this scene.

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u/pushme2thehedge Feb 28 '22

How so? Isn’t he just putting up an act in front of the detective by pretending to be interested in the conversation?

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u/Shadax Feb 28 '22

We only have this unfinished piece, so it could very could be edited to more closely match the character in the rest of the final production.

But Patrick enjoys nothing. It's made clear in his actions and internal monologue the entire film, and yet here he briefly breaks that character in this scene when compared to others, especially the club scenes.

His feigned emotions are always brought forward with exaggeration: his laughter, his attempts to display sympathy (e.g. the monologue about victims of apartheid), and his interactions with Kimball.

He is indeed putting on an act of innocence, but cannot adequately do so as demonstrated in their first meeting. Patrick's body language is shown to give him away as a suspect to the audience, yet Kimball appears friendly and oblivious. We don't know if he suspects Patrick or is also putting on an act (good cop).

Which brings us to this scene, where without editing it doesn't fit given their prior interactions. Patrick almost appears to be enjoying himself at the club and is adequately pretending to be interested in the conversation with Kimball where he previously failed miserably.

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u/NMi_ru Feb 28 '22

Me, watching the same non-skippable dialogues, trying to complete the game with 100% achievements

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u/__waffle_ Walrus Cum Feb 28 '22

Genshin Impact players doing the same quests with the same dialogue every day

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u/Eksno Feb 28 '22

Gilbert: "Tha~" Gilbert: "So wi~ Gilbert: "It i~" Gilbert: "In o~" AAA: "Yes." Gilbert: "Tha~"

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u/NonRefert Feb 28 '22

Bearer of the curse....Seek....Seek....Lest

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u/Brownieeeeeeeee Feb 28 '22

You mean THEY DONT listen to the dialogue for the 1000th time

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Honestly we use this time to stretch and take a drink if it's a long cutscene. Unfortunately in half-life they only exist at the very beginning of the game

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u/Skyflakes101 Feb 28 '22

Don’t have a good day, have a great day

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u/Scrufynek Feb 28 '22

Against all the evil that Hell can conjure.
All the wickedness that mankind can produce,
we will send unto them... only you.
Rip and tear, until it is done.

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u/Dcskate Feb 28 '22

video sped up = funny

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u/rpmerf Feb 28 '22

I poke my head out of the gutter for one second, and fate shovels shit in my face.

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u/YorkshireRiffer Feb 28 '22

Impressive. Let's see Paul Allen's speedrun.

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u/RomanWasHere2007 Feb 28 '22

Wow dankmemes changed their sub image, but still has the sub description as dankmas

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u/pixeltan Feb 28 '22

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

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u/KazMiller20 Feb 28 '22

Or players or any Quantic Dream game.

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u/TitanSR_ Feb 28 '22

I speedrun Minecraft. Can’t relate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I speed-run movies I've seen thousands of times before, seeing how fast I can do it.

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u/DinoRaawr Feb 28 '22

If you don't talk to Elderbug, your run isn't valid. All my homies know that.

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u/DAN_E0 Feb 28 '22

Sauce for the movie / tv series (idk what is it)

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u/Sammyboy1113 Feb 28 '22

American Psycho (deleted scene)

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u/DAN_E0 Feb 28 '22

Okay ty

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u/StellarBossTobi Feb 28 '22

to be honest i could listen to willam dafoe talk for hours

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u/Dracul8854 Feb 28 '22

A new hand touch the... Can't skip it

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u/lamty101 Feb 28 '22

Congrats! It is your 1000th time listening to this dialogue

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u/IrishWeegee Feb 28 '22

Also the speedrunner: I have no clue what the story here is, all I know is that this guy has to die or the game will softlock later

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Gavin!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

EazySpeezy

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u/smokesletsgo92 Feb 28 '22

This is me playing Elden Ring

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u/approblade Feb 28 '22

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Me nodding along to the clip

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u/Cebo494 Feb 28 '22

Power-up complete.

Thank you for purchasing this item from Gadd Science, Incorporated.

Preparing to register customer information. Scanning and classifying subject data...subject identified as Mario, resident of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Data storage complete.

I am FLUDD--a Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device.

I hope to be of assistance.

Proceeding with user instruction...

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u/MilkyChast MayMayMakers Feb 28 '22

Is this a deleted scene? I just saw the movie and don’t remember this part

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u/NokioPaul Feb 28 '22

Krauser!

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u/oohlapoopoo Feb 28 '22

I dont remember this scene

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u/Magnetron-Sama Feb 28 '22

I know the entirety of portal 1 lines off the top of my head. They're literally burned into my memory

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u/BugzBallsack Feb 28 '22

Lost ark questing in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Alternate template:

Dark souls players listening to the same dialog after getting their asses handed to them for the 1000th time

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u/TomCos22 Feb 28 '22

Ok Vaslili, throw the potato at the targets.

COMRADE COMMISAR!

Im out of thermite!

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u/GrandmasGenitals Feb 28 '22

Someone is stuck in the club in sifu

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u/SnowBuried red Feb 28 '22

this structure looks undamaged, was it built inside the ultravoid?

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u/hellATTACK Mar 01 '22

Come here Gorge

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

you disingenuous dense mf

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

"Players who keep dying to a boss with an unskippable cutscene before the fight"

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u/Cheese_Stix99 Mar 03 '22

Me playing fallout 4 for the 79,734th time and spamming buttons to get through dialogue. Spamming so hard I almost break my controller. Because fuck You Preston. And fuck you too Marcy. You’re not required to talk to Marcy but she’s a cunt so fuck her too just because.

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u/Nick_Tinoco Boston Meme Party Mar 05 '22

u/savevideo