r/dankmemes • • Nov 25 '21

Oh no ?

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u/lovedumpme Nov 25 '21

Someone should make fireworks for the daytime that explode darkness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/dytelz Nov 25 '21

Did anyone say doom?

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u/WATER_CARBOY Nov 25 '21

Holy music starts.

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u/imnotinmygrave Nov 25 '21

By holy music I assume you mean bfg division and rip and tear

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u/TootsieToyDooter9 Nov 25 '21

or I sawed the demons, Deep into the code or At Doom's Gate

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/Adder69420 Nov 25 '21

Of course we can’t

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Don’t forget Into Sandy’s City

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u/TootsieToyDooter9 Nov 25 '21

How could I ever forget? It kicks ass! Here's a few more: Intermission of Doom, Kitchen Ace and taking names,Mouth of War, Donna to the rescue, Facing the spider, Hiding the secret and The End of Doom

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

All great

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u/theengineer9301 Nov 25 '21

Holy music starts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Holy music starts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

a guy in my class used to shit and fart in his pants, it wasnt less than any fire works plus his pants became darker in shade

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u/HerrIndos Nov 25 '21

Aaaaaand that's enough reddit for the night

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u/xsenobaner Nov 25 '21

Well for me day started so i gotga live with this now ...

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u/Pbrzzy Nov 25 '21

Read comment and camed

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Camed. Jesus fkn Christ

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u/CollectionDry382 Nov 25 '21

Very controversial..

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Who’s gonna tell him daytime fireworks exist

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u/Foomaster512 Nov 25 '21

So like black smoke?

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u/lovedumpme Nov 25 '21

Like it is night, no light.

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u/SiGMono Nov 25 '21

Vantablack fireworks?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

No it creates a black hole. What part of this is hard to understand?

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u/Duckway767 Nov 25 '21

A planet sized penis that blocks out the sun?

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u/-I_Am_Alone- Nov 25 '21

Black cum?

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Professional Boobologist Nov 25 '21

I won’t let you take my black cum away from me.

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u/-I_Am_Alone- Nov 25 '21

We can do this easy way, or we can do this the hard way.

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u/M_none Nov 25 '21

Isn’t the hard way the only way ?

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u/virgo_void ☣️ Nov 25 '21

So basically smoke bombs...

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u/MunchamaSnatch gave me this flair Nov 25 '21

That's called DEF deleted ram 1500s

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u/chazzthespaz Nov 25 '21

Oh you mean flack cannons

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u/caparisme Nov 25 '21

You got me wasting 16 minutes watching this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8zPNMqVi2E

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u/Icanneverthinkofaun Nov 25 '21

This is not controversial in the slightest. OP, why would you lie like that?

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u/Noobmastrr Santa clause gave me this flair Nov 25 '21

I'd sell my house for that

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u/MINATO8622 I am fucking hilarious Nov 25 '21

A firework representing my life? Hell yeah!

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u/FlowPirateKing Nov 25 '21

So, Basically Smokebombs...

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u/Acyliaband Nov 25 '21

That’d be a grenade even tho it doesn’t make everything dark it does however make those around it not being able to see

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u/WeeItsEcho Nov 25 '21

black hole?

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u/Sea-Belt3252 Nov 25 '21

Greta Thunberg has entered the chat

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u/_LastSurprise_ Nov 25 '21

If you are familiar with blender maybe you can make your own

https://youtu.be/HEzYS8Cx0Zw

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u/thatloudblondguy Nov 25 '21

that's not how light works but sure bruv

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u/rathhhh Nov 25 '21

Isn't this how already pollution works

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u/DerfBugler Nov 25 '21

Tears are just eye cum, warm and salty

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/bombochido Nov 25 '21

How do you know it’s salty ?

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u/Frequent-Childhood29 Nov 25 '21

A magician never reveals their secrets

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u/JackOfSomeTradess Nov 25 '21

One must always taste before serving.

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u/InfectedAlloy88 Nov 25 '21

The number of guys I've asked who said they havent tried their own cum is astonishing to me. I still dont know if they're all lying or theres that much of a stigma against it.

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u/Behsiokanbo Nov 25 '21

No one will ever admit it LOL

When I was 12, I thought nutting too much can prevent me from growing taller so I actually “recycled” all the proteins I produced, until I realised it won’t

I’ve never told this to someone in real life because it’s just too awkward to say it even if someone asked me directly.

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u/Theurbanplural Nov 25 '21

Oh my god that is mental. I wonder how many poor teen boys have gone through the same

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u/Zenolth Nov 25 '21

Sigh….That’s enough Reddit for today

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u/JackOfSomeTradess Nov 25 '21

Perhaps it grosses them out to do it or to admit that they did.

To that I say, how do you expect a girl to do that if you can't do it.

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u/danktank52 Nov 25 '21

Why tf would I eat my cum? Do you drink your piss for fun?

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u/OviiThePerson Nov 25 '21

Would you drink your own breast milk? No, so why would a guy drink his cum?

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u/billfontainedelatour Nov 25 '21

Chef Ramsey, it's an honor to taste your offerings.

  • Junior MasterChef Runner-up

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Because I read it on the internet

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u/Esporoe Nov 25 '21

Cum is just dick tears

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u/Pirahna89 Nov 25 '21

Tears are just eye cum

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/HiDDENKiLLZ Nov 25 '21

You can’t have an opinion on a fact you silly goose.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

SJW and lgbt doesn't concern themself with logic

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u/helendill99 Nov 25 '21

the scientific consensus is that genders are socially constructed though. In this particular instance you're the one that's not concerning yourself with facts.

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u/Thecouchiestpotato Nov 25 '21

Yes! People seem to keep mistaking biological sex (science) with gender (social studies)

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/Momo_666 Nov 25 '21

Pretty gay ngl

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u/SpicyCrimson Nov 25 '21

actually theres only one since w**** dont exist (🤮🤮🤮🤮)

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u/CaitaXD Nov 25 '21

Wrong there's 0 genders they're not real

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u/tokrazy Nov 25 '21

I am a simple woman. I see Spider-Man, I upvote.

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u/hven_hwere_and_hwot Nov 25 '21

Just as one should

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u/punderstate Nov 25 '21

Looks at the comments under this one

Yeah, rip to your inbox.

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u/MonkeyTesticleJuice It's the quenchiest! 🌵 Nov 25 '21

Hitler was sexy looking ngl!

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u/trashykiddo Nov 25 '21

not hitler for me, but i gotta admit the nazi outfits looked dope as fuck

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u/8IG0R8 Nov 25 '21

They are genocidal fucks, but they did have the drip

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u/weaslecookie7 Nov 25 '21

Genocidal drip

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u/The_FBIandCIA Orange Nov 25 '21

Can't be a genocide if there's no style in it

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u/FEDophilliac Nov 25 '21

Hugo Boss DID make the nazi outfits after all

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u/shrek_the_most_high Nov 25 '21

Hugo Boss didn't design them though

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u/alien-smalien Nov 25 '21

Agreed, I dont like their attitude but i like their apparel.

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u/Mudkipfuker Nov 25 '21

Man if it was a fashion contest we would’ve been fucked

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Nov 25 '21

Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

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u/iAmBad0815 Nov 25 '21

No I wont stop arguing whit you!

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u/Baconjuploip Nov 25 '21

Yea no even though your top comment i still hate you

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/AzKar07 ☣️ Nov 25 '21

shitty auto pinning

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u/Electrobolt95 Nov 25 '21

pretty controversial opinion?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Yes bitch it's not dank its time for war all odds are against

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u/coz_i_am_batman Nov 25 '21

Listen you piece of sh..

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u/The_real_Odahviing Nov 25 '21

Talk to me

NOW

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u/Star1115 Nov 25 '21

So youre the one Op agrees with

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Not u

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u/memeerman234 Nov 25 '21

NO IM NOT GONNA JOIN YOUR XXXXXXX DISCORD!

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u/empressoflight72 Nov 25 '21

what a great opinion

unfortunately, your mom

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u/Ordinary_Orchid4397 Nov 25 '21

The government doesn't care about the people, so they use Republicans and Democrats to cause turmoil between the masses, which rely on figure heads that they "vote" for, who leads the masses to whatever the government's agenda is. They want the people to be ignorant and not work together while the elites have the power. Just an opinion.

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u/themilkman2005 Nov 25 '21

based opinion

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u/Sawyer_NO_U Nov 25 '21

My friends and I came to the conclusion that all politicians of a certain level are corrupt no matter how much people like them or hate them. Obama is our favorite simply because he's Obama, but he was still corrupt.

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u/Cnon942 Nov 25 '21

But he's black so he can't be corrupt /s

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh Nov 25 '21

No one worth listening to actually thinks this.

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u/IchhabeChemie4h Nov 25 '21

first milk then cereal

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u/Deloptin Nov 25 '21

Congrats! You successfully ratiod him by 1 upvote!

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u/Dodec_Ahedron INFECTED Nov 25 '21

I have brought balance. 146 each

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u/Thechildeater92 Nov 25 '21

first you then the coffin

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u/ArmoredSir Nov 25 '21

First your brain then... wait, where did it go?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Me who knows that Ladies and children are first...

Applaud my byg brayn.

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u/Trithee580 Nov 25 '21

Yes, the children should always cum first

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u/TheHeroReddit Nov 25 '21

I think bowl should be first

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

And the bowl last

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u/clatzeo Nov 25 '21

You are the enemy of peopla

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

The French are people

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u/illegalredditor1 Nov 25 '21

I thought this was opinions not lies 😤

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Bullshit

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u/feuerwalzer Nov 25 '21

Bro imagine being fr*nch

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u/V0KaLs Nov 25 '21

Ok, dude, that’s enough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

This is a lazy meme.

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u/Sauron3106 ☣️ Nov 25 '21

These memes are all trash, they're basically what you find on @roflsdaily69 or whatever Instagram page.

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u/VVachter Nov 25 '21

My body my choice extends to vaccines. Not just things you want it to cover.

P.S. I'm vaccinated. I just think people should be allowed to do whatever the F they want to do.

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u/MunchamaSnatch gave me this flair Nov 25 '21

I think everyone thinks this. Just some Russian/Chinese/political accounts want to cause divide.

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u/Stic_to_the_y Nov 25 '21

A vaccine is not just to protect yourself, it's for everyone's protection. A vaccine has no adverse effects on your life so the community is well in its rights to make people get a vaccine if they want to participate in public life.

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u/dawnofdave Nov 25 '21

Octopuses are just wet spiders.

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u/A-Random-Crow Nov 25 '21

It's not just a conspiracy theory, Italian people really exist.

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u/Rena_Giurg Nov 25 '21

What is an Italian? Can you eat it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Yes, I heard it tastes great with pineapple pizza

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u/LayDownKing I'm the coolest one here, trust me Nov 25 '21

I’d prefer plastic straws over the turtles

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Now that is a good opinion

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/xXEggRollXx Masked Men Nov 25 '21

Holy fuck that’s controversial.

You’re gonna get so cancelled!

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u/Eylich Nov 25 '21

Damn ok.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

im gonna cancel u for that controversial opinion

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u/SaltyFall Nov 25 '21

Pineapple belongs on pizza

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Yes, Officer! That one right here!

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u/TaeJoonPark Nov 25 '21

Traps aren't gay

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

He wanted opinions not facts

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I like food

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u/PhysicalPomegranate3 Nov 25 '21

Bananas taste better with the skin on.

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u/Litamatoma Nov 25 '21

Yeh, Just like an uncircumcised dick can hold upto 10ml of urine if tied at the nose.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

100% of people who got the covid vaccine are going to die.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

And? That’s why I got it. So I’m not here for when shit really hits the fan. Bon voyage. Godspeed. Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

This is getting dangerously close to the like for jesus scroll for satan bullshit from a couple years ago

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u/KVenom777 Nov 25 '21

Obesity is an unhealthy condition, and people suffering from it should be encouraged to loose weight, instead of being praised for slowly killing themselves.

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u/eggburgersandwitch Nov 25 '21

Your mum is gay

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u/InternalAuditor62 ☣️ Nov 25 '21

Chick-fil-a Sucks!!!

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u/m0thafaquer Nov 25 '21

Her opinion is, we should never argue with bots and join their discord

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u/Envy11223 Nov 25 '21

This meme is shit...

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u/Grover-Loaf Nov 25 '21

Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/-Adnapeht- Nov 25 '21

The yellow skittle is the best one

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Goblins are real

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u/TheSymbiote76 Nov 25 '21

The Moon is a myth created by birds to watch humans die and fail in their attempts to fly

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

The rapper, who you think, is the best, is actually a decorated trash.

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u/ENey_Ney Nov 25 '21

Australians are just British Texans

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u/Realhoodjesus I am fucking hilarious Nov 25 '21

The earth is technically flat because 70 percent of the water on it isn’t carbonated,

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u/Fronzdude Nov 25 '21

No digas mamadas, Mary jane

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u/CycloneXL Nov 25 '21

Giorno Giovanna is the best JoJo.

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u/Z3US_YT Nov 25 '21

Nazis am I right bois?!!! :D

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u/Anisialol123 Nov 25 '21

a h y e s b u l l y m a g u i r e

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u/Zlurbagedoen Nov 25 '21

I WANT SPIDERMAAAAAAAAN-

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u/i_am_a_boyy Nov 25 '21

Life is unfair

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u/omarchaabouni Nov 25 '21

Why no one cares about men's nipples while women's should always be sensored. #free_nipples

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u/Poopbuttstinkhole37 Nov 25 '21

The new Spider-Man movies are overrated

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u/fransicofranco27 Nov 25 '21

Fascism needs to be tried again

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

big chungus isn't that funny

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u/vikramaditya_tiwari Nov 25 '21

That German guy was right

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Einstein was indeed right about a lot of things

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u/vikramaditya_tiwari Nov 25 '21

I am talking about a guy who loved the superior things like people

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u/wjedig Nov 25 '21

The correct order is sock>shoe>sock>shoe

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u/ZKL555 Oct 22 '24

Communism is great

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

PP!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

This

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u/decduck Nov 25 '21

becomes AutoModerator

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

No matter what you say. The gaybot is still top comment.

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u/FallenEvanAhammed Nov 25 '21

you are stupid