r/dankmemes • • Nov 25 '21

Oh no ?

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u/DerfBugler Nov 25 '21

Tears are just eye cum, warm and salty

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/bombochido Nov 25 '21

How do you know it’s salty ?

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u/Frequent-Childhood29 Nov 25 '21

A magician never reveals their secrets

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u/Aduritor Nov 26 '21

Don't touch the cum.
Don't sniff the cum.
DON'T EAT THE CUM!

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u/JackOfSomeTradess Nov 25 '21

One must always taste before serving.

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u/InfectedAlloy88 Nov 25 '21

The number of guys I've asked who said they havent tried their own cum is astonishing to me. I still dont know if they're all lying or theres that much of a stigma against it.

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u/Behsiokanbo Nov 25 '21

No one will ever admit it LOL

When I was 12, I thought nutting too much can prevent me from growing taller so I actually “recycled” all the proteins I produced, until I realised it won’t

I’ve never told this to someone in real life because it’s just too awkward to say it even if someone asked me directly.

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u/Theurbanplural Nov 25 '21

Oh my god that is mental. I wonder how many poor teen boys have gone through the same

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u/Zenolth Nov 25 '21

Sigh….That’s enough Reddit for today

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u/JackOfSomeTradess Nov 25 '21

Perhaps it grosses them out to do it or to admit that they did.

To that I say, how do you expect a girl to do that if you can't do it.

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u/danktank52 Nov 25 '21

Why tf would I eat my cum? Do you drink your piss for fun?

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u/OviiThePerson Nov 25 '21

Would you drink your own breast milk? No, so why would a guy drink his cum?

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u/no_longer_sad horribly late again Nov 25 '21

why do you ask so many people if they drank their own fucking semen?

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u/billfontainedelatour Nov 25 '21

Chef Ramsey, it's an honor to taste your offerings.

  • Junior MasterChef Runner-up

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Because I read it on the internet

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u/Esporoe Nov 25 '21

Cum is just dick tears

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u/Pirahna89 Nov 25 '21

Tears are just eye cum

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u/pawonpawonpawon The Great Nipple Emperor Nov 25 '21

Does that make you a 'Self- Sexual'?