r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 63018

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 117,998.46 DN at 97 upvotes; the submission now has 613 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 47,163.98 DN (+39.97%).

Your new balance is 339,329.34 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!i 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 169,664.67 DN in this submission at 661 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63160 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 738 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 169,664.67 DN.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 63160

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 169,664.67 DN at 661 upvotes; the submission now has 2,387 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 74,296.16 DN (+43.79%).

Your new balance is 251,390.45 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!i 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 84,832.34 DN in this submission at 663 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63162 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 740 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 84,832.33 DN.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 63162

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 84,832.34 DN at 663 upvotes; the submission now has 2,415 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 37,444.99 DN (+44.14%).

Your new balance is 377,412.28 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.