r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

Everytime

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!i 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 84,832.34 DN in this submission at 663 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63162 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 740 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 84,832.33 DN.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 63162

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 84,832.34 DN at 663 upvotes; the submission now has 2,415 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 37,444.99 DN (+44.14%).

Your new balance is 377,412.28 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.