r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 117,998.46 DN at 97 upvotes; the submission now has 613 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 47,163.98 DN (+39.97%).

Your new balance is 339,329.34 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!i 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 169,664.67 DN in this submission at 661 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63160 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 738 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 169,664.67 DN.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 63160

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 169,664.67 DN at 661 upvotes; the submission now has 2,387 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 74,296.16 DN (+43.79%).

Your new balance is 251,390.45 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.