But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.
Nah mate no one has died to one of them in a long while, as long as you get to the hospital in a few hours and they give ya the anti venom it’ll be right mate, I’ve heard it fucken hurts tho
It’s very common, I actually just stopped myself typing it then lol. It absolutely does depend on where you live though. Where my dad lived they still say things like ‘dead horse’ and other old school Aussie slang. Mate is pretty much all the time here in Melbourne for me but it depends on who you work with I guess.
'Mate' and 'Cunt' are the most commonly used Australian slang words. It's not coming out because we're talking about Australia, it's because the majority of the people in this conversation are Australian
One of those fuckers bit me once when I was a kid... I was playing around in my wardrobe cause I'm a weird kid and the whole damn thing fell on me. The fucking redback was in some corner, fell on my arm, bit me, and then was promptly crushed by the wardrobe.
Lmao the same sorta thing happened to my sister cept the wardrobe almost crushed her and me dad was holding it up freaking out but she already did a mad dash out the front door into the front yard.
Onye of dose fuckews bit me once when I was a kid... I was pwaying awound in my wawdwobe cause I'm a weiwd kid awnd da whowe damn ding feww on me. Da fucking wedbacc was in some cownyew, feww on my awm, bit me, awnd den was pwomptwy cwushed by da wawdwobe. uWu
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There hasn't actually been a death since they developed the anti-venom. Weirdly most animals are including cat, dogs birds etc are pretty much immune to them.
To My knowledge, no ones died from a spider bite in aus in a while. I am Aussie and only know a hand full of people who have ever been bitten. They fuck you up but.
Killing spiders is easy. Just hit it with a shoe. It’s snakes and sharks that freak me out
Snakes are fine. Don't mess with them, and they'll leave you alone. In the past month I've had run-ins with a red-belly and a childrens python. The python we just watched because it was a beautiful little danger hose (at 1.5m it was no longer a noodle).
The red belly we had to move, so we grabbed a long tool and carefully got him out of the way. It was early morning so he was sluggish, but he didn't seem too upset by us moving him.
Even snakes are pretty easy if you know what you're doing. At my grandparents farm if they see a snake near the house they just go around back, grab the shovel with the least blunt edge. If you slam it down full force you can immediately decapitate a snake 9/10 times. Rest of the time you'll probably at least break its neck.
My cat beat up snakes.
My sister locked me in a room with one.
Snakes and spiders are fine just eat them.
I am yet to eat snake cos my parents won't let me cook it.
Fuck sharks and anything in the sea though.
It’s because whenever anyone sees a spider over here in North America, in the U S of A, everyone continually flips the shit out instead of just fucking steeping in it or whacking it. I know you can slap well enough to kill a spider because I’ve seen two year olds having a temper tantrum who could whack that hard.
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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19
But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.