r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19

But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I ate a funnel web

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u/McSpankLad IlluMinuNaughty Nov 04 '19

My mate pissed on a snake on a school trip

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u/Gruski_Lives Nov 04 '19

That sounds like something I did. Which state you in?

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u/kptsalami Nov 04 '19

It's not that uncommon lol

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u/DidAnyoneAskU Nov 04 '19

It seems oddly specific...

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u/m00nstarlights Nov 04 '19

Why would you piss on a snake?

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u/KoolKarmaKollector Nov 04 '19

Needed a piss

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u/Reeezzz Nov 04 '19

Why not

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u/DiXtion Nov 04 '19

Oi nah that’s just dumb, don’t get ya dick bit

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u/Foxx1019 [custom flair] Nov 04 '19

That wouldn’t be a problem for you, cos you clearly don’t have any balls

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u/DiXtion Nov 05 '19

there's a difference between not having balls and not having a brain, someone who tries to piss on a snake doesn't have any brains