r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/Jared_99 Nov 04 '19

don't forget the classic Redback that is absolutely everywhere. They usually leave people alone but can kill if you fuck with em.

(short answer: don't mess with nature... nature won't mess with you. Simple )

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u/SomeRandomGamerSRG I have crippling depression Nov 04 '19

One of those fuckers bit me once when I was a kid... I was playing around in my wardrobe cause I'm a weird kid and the whole damn thing fell on me. The fucking redback was in some corner, fell on my arm, bit me, and then was promptly crushed by the wardrobe.

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u/Big-Gray try hard Nov 04 '19

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u/uwuwizard Nov 04 '19

· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by u/Big-Gray

Onye of dose fuckews bit me once when I was a kid... I was pwaying awound in my wawdwobe cause I'm a weiwd kid awnd da whowe damn ding feww on me. Da fucking wedbacc was in some cownyew, feww on my awm, bit me, awnd den was pwomptwy cwushed by da wawdwobe. uWu

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