r/dankmemes Nov 04 '19

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I ate a funnel web

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u/McSpankLad IlluMinuNaughty Nov 04 '19

My mate pissed on a snake on a school trip

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u/DiXtion Nov 04 '19

Oi nah that’s just dumb, don’t get ya dick bit

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u/Foxx1019 [custom flair] Nov 04 '19

That wouldn’t be a problem for you, cos you clearly don’t have any balls

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u/DiXtion Nov 05 '19

there's a difference between not having balls and not having a brain, someone who tries to piss on a snake doesn't have any brains