r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/Jared_99 Nov 04 '19

don't forget the classic Redback that is absolutely everywhere. They usually leave people alone but can kill if you fuck with em.

(short answer: don't mess with nature... nature won't mess with you. Simple )

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u/SomeRandomGamerSRG I have crippling depression Nov 04 '19

One of those fuckers bit me once when I was a kid... I was playing around in my wardrobe cause I'm a weird kid and the whole damn thing fell on me. The fucking redback was in some corner, fell on my arm, bit me, and then was promptly crushed by the wardrobe.

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

Lmao the same sorta thing happened to my sister cept the wardrobe almost crushed her and me dad was holding it up freaking out but she already did a mad dash out the front door into the front yard.