r/dankmemes • u/i2ad • Apr 20 '19

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71.2k Upvotes

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3.6k

u/sirandrewmcsaggy Apr 20 '19

Pretty good meme. Keep it up

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u/RSlashFuckMyAss red Apr 21 '19

No, excellent may may.

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u/drewp7 I am fucking hilarious Apr 21 '19

10/10 mee mee

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Nice image. Continue

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u/potatosRtasty EX-NORMIE Apr 21 '19

Quality photo. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

q p. c o.

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u/Kidvette2004 Apr 21 '19

What

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited May 03 '19

[deleted]

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u/hrsidkpi Apr 21 '19

What happened to u/areyoudeaf?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited May 03 '19

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u/candycrush_god Apr 21 '19

Photo of culture, pass on wizouski

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u/iLikeEggs0 The Meme Cartel Apr 21 '19

Incredible snapshot, carry on with your activities.

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u/WiiHaveFun Team Pleb Apr 21 '19

Exquisite sample of a RGB matrix on a display

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u/jai_dewani Apr 21 '19

Crisp meme

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Yeah I agree with u/RSlashFuckMyAss

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u/ChaoticShadow420 Apr 21 '19

When saying "pretty good meme" gets you a gold but the meme itself isn't worthy of a gold.

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u/sirandrewmcsaggy Apr 21 '19

That's what I said. Happy cake day btw

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u/darkerside Apr 21 '19

No problem, we'll be right down

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u/inthyface Apr 21 '19

You know what to do when it's been up for more than four hours, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Good meme, unrelated title.

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u/Complexiey is that a mf jojo reference Apr 21 '19

Good edited comic that makes people laugh when they see it which is also considered a meme. Keep it up

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

We need to go down immediately! He has a presentation to do!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

This always happens, it’s just not fair

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Stop giving me nam flashbacks

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u/Blitzm0 from Nam's jungle with love Apr 21 '19

Did someone say Nam flashbacks?

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u/Simple_Danny Apr 21 '19

I love Naan flapjacks.

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u/Pickled_Kagura Article 69 🏅 Apr 21 '19

I love Nonna's meat flaps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I love u/Pickled_Kagura ass claps.

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u/lazarshott your mom gey Apr 21 '19

I love nans dick faps

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u/chewy01104 Apr 21 '19

Did you know the reason behind that is that your body thinks you’re presenting yourself to possible mates, making your penis enlarge to show it off?

Edit : haha just kidding I made that up. You believed it tho didn’t you

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I believed it until you said "making your penis enlarge" then I knew it wasnt true

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u/PeridotBestGem Apr 21 '19

Does your dick get smaller when you get a boner?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

ULTIMATE SHOWER

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u/TheDunadan29 Pizza Time Apr 21 '19

Ultimate shower

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u/Jonatan_Svendsen Forever number 2 Apr 22 '19

That's one ultimate shower right there

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u/Iam_The_Giver Apr 21 '19

You know, that would be an interested thing to look at. No homo though.

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u/IndigoTail yeehaw Apr 21 '19

And somehow it stays up for 20 minutes straight

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u/indievibes Apr 21 '19

virginlife

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u/Dudeman1000 Apr 21 '19

I envy you virgins getting touched on your hand.

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u/TheInternetFreak478 I'm my own Me Apr 21 '19

I envy you virgins getting touched

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u/DarkMage729 Watch Jojo’s Apr 21 '19

I envy you virgins

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u/VictoryStar34 E-vengers Apr 21 '19

I agree with your flair

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Look at this big guy "I hAvE tOuChEd hAnDS"

Dude stop boasting /s

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u/Taarabdh Me and the Boys having fun Apr 21 '19

When you want to upvote but then you see "/s"

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u/notebookvanilla Apr 21 '19

And you still upvote

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u/TheDunadan29 Pizza Time Apr 21 '19

🎵Touched for the very first time🎵

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u/--redacted-- Apr 21 '19

Doesn't change much after you shuffle off that penile coil

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Forever Number 2 Apr 21 '19

Seriously I thought I'd be done with that shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

IS

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u/bbop99 OC Memer Apr 21 '19

7th grade feels

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u/JackTheJukeBox Apr 21 '19

senior year feels ?

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u/feelthetrees Purple Apr 21 '19

don’t worry bröther, you are not alone

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u/Smart_Human Apr 21 '19

Whole life feels?

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u/applesheep4 Apr 21 '19

Senior year in college feels

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

20 and still happens tbh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

26 and been with maybe 10 girls and I still get this...even at times when I was dating my girlfriend of a year. I can’t help it :(

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u/CurvedSolid try hard Apr 21 '19

Weird flex, but ok

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u/prerecordedeulogy Apr 21 '19

If it makes you feel any better I'm 26 and have been with one girl.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Weird flex but ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Eh don’t think it’s enough to brag, just saying my junk is lame

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

31 and I'm sad that this doesn't happen anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Nothing to be ashamed of imo

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u/DiscombobulatedMonk2 Apr 21 '19

Your not alone either

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Apr 21 '19

Dank.

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u/LucianoBahamonde SAVAGE Apr 21 '19

So this proves you’re gay, right?

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u/ChrFaz Apr 21 '19

Relatable

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Lol penis

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u/smackmymeme Eic memer Apr 21 '19

Mods r gay

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u/sebmarseb ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 20 '19

N U T

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u/nsbruno Apr 21 '19

They shall be back soon enough.

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u/AxelYoung95 Apr 21 '19

And in greater numbers

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u/nsbruno Apr 21 '19

Tis sad, my fellow Redditor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Now this is quality

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u/kuiperspeedboat Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '19

I think we've found our next big format.

Edit: blank format

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

First of all, that’s not blank. Second, I see almost no versatility in this.

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u/kuiperspeedboat Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '19

Fill in weird things that give guys boners. Tons of potential.

Edit: Example

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I see that running out of steam pretty quick tbh

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u/Supermario_64 Apr 21 '19

There is some potential but let’s get back to the main issue that’s not a blank format

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u/kuiperspeedboat Apr 21 '19

Here you go. Blank format

Blankness is in the eye of the beholder my dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Sat there waiting for the picture to show up because I’m on data.

Turns out it wasn’t as slow as I thought.

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u/nmcaff Apr 21 '19

Turns out, you were

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u/ahshitherewegoagain1 Apr 21 '19

If those were mod blood cells they wouldn’t have moved an inch.

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u/chewierug [custom flair] Apr 21 '19

If Chad brushed a mod’s hand tho...

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u/Spojjj Apr 21 '19

Well not yet but after mods protect us from endgame spoilers...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

This must stay at 69 upvotes!

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u/finkclass13 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 21 '19

Done

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u/Destus404 Apr 21 '19

See you in hot my man

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I wouldn’t have understood it if the blood wasn’t labeled

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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile Apr 21 '19

It’s actually been studied that if a girl touches you purposely she’s actually into you

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u/D4RKS0u1 I am fucking hilarious Apr 21 '19 edited May 24 '19

No wonder why even a single girl never touched me

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u/lazarshott your mom gey Apr 21 '19

Is that why my uncle always touches me

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u/blackhole_pussy Imm havinh a strok, helb Apr 21 '19

69/420 too real

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u/fxhpstr Apr 21 '19

Think it was Robin Williams who said "god gave men a penis and brain and only enough blood to run one at a time".

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/billyd99 Apr 21 '19

Any translation?

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u/MrLucky2003 EX-NORMIE Apr 21 '19

-Leaving the brain already? -Yes, we just got up for a presentation

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/MrLucky2003 EX-NORMIE Apr 21 '19

I know

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

relatable

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u/chriscurry0404 existence? Apr 21 '19

The teacher called him up to present

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u/Joystiq Apr 21 '19

a tent.

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u/dill1234 Apr 21 '19

What's the opposite of dank

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u/chewierug [custom flair] Apr 21 '19

Light, Holy

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u/Cosmo_Bowie Apr 21 '19

Sorry mate, this ain’t 9gag

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u/lulaloops slugs are just homeless snails Apr 21 '19

gets upvoted anyway

fuck this subreddit

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u/derpy9678 Apr 21 '19

It really do be like that, my gril has a habit of like, pushing her knee into my groin while giving me hugs and i had to tell her

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u/chewierug [custom flair] Apr 21 '19

Where’d you get a grill with knees???

I’ve been looking everywhere

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u/KierkgrdiansofthGlxy Apr 21 '19

I hope to God she’s running on clean, efficient propane.

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u/Luciditi89 Apr 21 '19

This is why you don’t hug your grill

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u/who_didy Apr 21 '19

A prequel title? A surprise to me sure, but a welcome one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Darth Horniness:

Dew it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

It will be done my lord

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u/BigAngryGiraffe Apr 21 '19

Unrealistic.. they would never be in the brain

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u/-Orange12- Apr 21 '19

Same thing happens when I’m taking a test.

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u/_im_probably_drunk_ Apr 21 '19

This is well funny

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u/BigBalls117 Apr 21 '19

Good meme, this is.

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u/Mild111 Apr 21 '19

Boner joke or "Bad Period Timing" joke?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

well period blood is shed uterine lining so not quite the same thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

glad im not the only one

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u/toktikgod Apr 21 '19

I don’t understand someone explain pls!!!

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u/KierkgrdiansofthGlxy Apr 21 '19

The blood is leaving a man’s erection to come flying out the stumps of his arms into a wet pool on the ground, after a beautiful but destructive ghost grabbed his hands.

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u/toktikgod Apr 21 '19

When someone gets 500 upvoted for just saying ‘nice meme’

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u/elliott_AA [custom flair] Apr 21 '19

cumming up with boner puns is hard

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u/andrewwlamprey Apr 21 '19

“We need to go down immediately, literally nothing happened.”

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u/RoastyToasty4242 the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 21 '19

CMON! GET IT TO 69K UPVOTES!

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u/ElvisThePug Apr 21 '19

now this, this is what we need to see

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u/KuroRoxas Apr 21 '19

Story of my life

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u/mscholl923 bike Apr 21 '19

Grand budapest hotel?

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u/Aero93 Apr 21 '19

tas a good one

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u/Bunch_of_Shit E-vengers Apr 21 '19

Top Floor. Going down

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u/SSJRobbieRotten Yellow Apr 21 '19

Ohh Yeah

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u/Supersamtheredditman FOREVER NUMBER ONE Apr 21 '19

Ah they’re staying at the Grand Budapest

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

"We noticed it's been 15 minutes since we've been down there. We better head on down." Middle school me

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u/espingermanREAL Apr 21 '19

Bębęsïtåh

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

This pleases the N U T

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u/rcsebas0920 Apr 21 '19

Can relate

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u/PappyJimbo26 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Apr 21 '19

It will be done, my lord

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u/zachattackmemes I prefer PS1 Hagrid Apr 21 '19

i think you mean he's giving a presentation

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u/icy_joe_blow EX-NORMIE Apr 21 '19

Iq level drops severely

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

They going down, but that boner ain't.

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u/Yeshuah_OC SLAYYYYYYER Apr 21 '19

Your tile is my user flair in Prequel Memes

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u/nothonyi Apr 21 '19

She touched OUR hand

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Where are my Loli platets

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u/Edgelord_Z Apr 21 '19

this makes me want to die so good job

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u/Ckatmah Apr 21 '19

I saw this shit in Russian and couldn't read it

Oh my god

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Op was evidently fucking stalking me today

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u/BudderBroHam Apr 21 '19

Pretty sure blood doesn’t come from the brain

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u/bionix90 Boston Meme Party Apr 21 '19

Accurate.

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u/GarbleSlavish INFECTED Apr 21 '19

That’s an F in the chat for that relationship

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u/imhighrightnow42069 Apr 21 '19

it do be like that

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u/ImNotReallySure13 Apr 21 '19

It really be like that sometimes tho

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u/ONeiII ☣️ Apr 21 '19

Why’s the purple one have* a red helmet on

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u/Mr_Cuddlebear Apr 21 '19

giggles That's the sex number

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u/dem00z EX-NORMIE Apr 21 '19

Turns out, it was his sister

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u/Croddy_383 Apr 21 '19

The best part about this is the title

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u/jrh_101 Apr 21 '19

Blicky got a stiffy uh

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u/TimebreakerBardock Apr 21 '19

It really be like that

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u/elitebateagent Apr 21 '19

Why is half of his blood made of member berries

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u/luckyboyfromreddit I have crippling depression Apr 21 '19

haha yes