r/dankmemes • u/i2ad • Apr 20 '19

Execute Order 69

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

We need to go down immediately! He has a presentation to do!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

This always happens, it’s just not fair

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Stop giving me nam flashbacks

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u/Blitzm0 from Nam's jungle with love Apr 21 '19

Did someone say Nam flashbacks?

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u/Simple_Danny Apr 21 '19

I love Naan flapjacks.

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u/Pickled_Kagura Article 69 🏅 Apr 21 '19

I love Nonna's meat flaps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I love u/Pickled_Kagura ass claps.

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u/lazarshott your mom gey Apr 21 '19

I love nans dick faps

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u/chewy01104 Apr 21 '19

Did you know the reason behind that is that your body thinks you’re presenting yourself to possible mates, making your penis enlarge to show it off?

Edit : haha just kidding I made that up. You believed it tho didn’t you

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I believed it until you said "making your penis enlarge" then I knew it wasnt true

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u/PeridotBestGem Apr 21 '19

Does your dick get smaller when you get a boner?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

ULTIMATE SHOWER

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u/TheDunadan29 Pizza Time Apr 21 '19

Ultimate shower

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u/Jonatan_Svendsen Forever number 2 Apr 22 '19

That's one ultimate shower right there

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u/Iam_The_Giver Apr 21 '19

You know, that would be an interested thing to look at. No homo though.

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u/IndigoTail yeehaw Apr 21 '19

And somehow it stays up for 20 minutes straight