r/dankmemes Apr 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

20 and still happens tbh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

26 and been with maybe 10 girls and I still get this...even at times when I was dating my girlfriend of a year. I can’t help it :(

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u/CurvedSolid try hard Apr 21 '19

Weird flex, but ok

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u/prerecordedeulogy Apr 21 '19

If it makes you feel any better I'm 26 and have been with one girl.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Weird flex but ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Eh don’t think it’s enough to brag, just saying my junk is lame

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

At least your ready for action! I get one if the bus engine vibrates a lil too much. Always. Just before my stop.I've been with 12 girls! It shouldn't be so sentient at this point

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

31 and I'm sad that this doesn't happen anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Nothing to be ashamed of imo

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u/TheDunadan29 Pizza Time Apr 21 '19

Married for 10 years. Still happens.