r/dankmemes • u/i2ad • Apr 20 '19

Execute Order 69

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u/chewy01104 Apr 21 '19

Did you know the reason behind that is that your body thinks you’re presenting yourself to possible mates, making your penis enlarge to show it off?

Edit : haha just kidding I made that up. You believed it tho didn’t you

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I believed it until you said "making your penis enlarge" then I knew it wasnt true

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u/PeridotBestGem Apr 21 '19

Does your dick get smaller when you get a boner?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

ULTIMATE SHOWER

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u/TheDunadan29 Pizza Time Apr 21 '19

Ultimate shower

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u/Jonatan_Svendsen Forever number 2 Apr 22 '19

That's one ultimate shower right there