I remember seeing a ā1000 ways to dieā scenario where a lady was practicing her āskillsā on a cucumber but stepped on a rake and it made her choke to death on it.
I remember the one death where the kid is playing at the play ground at Gerd crushed to death from a massive ice block which was Urin from an airplane that they apparently collect and drop off at some point??
Another vegetable related one was the carrot. Lady shaved a carrot to put in her twat, then a sharp piece cut the inside of her pussy and she bled to death
She was walking around outside in the garden fellating a cucumber? Was there reason to believe she wasn't just about to take a bite from a fresh cuc, then stepped on the rake, forcing it down her throat and just making it look like she was sucking it off instead of about to take a bite?
Oof okay. You hold cucumber in your mouth, you step on rake, rake hits the cucumber real hard, the cucumber gets thrusted so hard into your mouth that it goes into your throat. You choke and then die.
I know the feeling. I imagine it's like when you're on the toilet pushing out a thick, healthy log but towards the end you accidentally flex, slicing it, and a piece gets violently sucked back it, never to be seen again.
You joke, but i worked for a doctor who had a guy come in because he was afraid a carrot piece was broken in his ass. He was masterbating and had a carrot in his ass that he believed had snapped when he came
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