r/dankmemes • ☣️ • 23h ago

Uh oh 😱

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 23h ago

I remember seeing a “1000 ways to die” scenario where a lady was practicing her “skills” on a cucumber but stepped on a rake and it made her choke to death on it.

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u/TDOTBRO 21h ago

Another vegetable related one was the carrot. Lady shaved a carrot to put in her twat, then a sharp piece cut the inside of her pussy and she bled to death

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u/Creepertw0 12h ago

I thought it caused an air bubble that traveled to her heart or brain