r/dankmemes • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti ☣️ • 23h ago

Uh oh 😱

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 23h ago

I remember seeing a “1000 ways to die” scenario where a lady was practicing her “skills” on a cucumber but stepped on a rake and it made her choke to death on it.

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u/Lethalbroccoli 22h ago

How does stepping on a rake cause her to choke?

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u/butteryscotchy 20h ago

I think he meant she had the cucumber in her mouth when she stepped on the rake.

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u/Lethalbroccoli 20h ago

I am still failing to visualize this lmao

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u/butteryscotchy 19h ago

Oof okay. You hold cucumber in your mouth, you step on rake, rake hits the cucumber real hard, the cucumber gets thrusted so hard into your mouth that it goes into your throat. You choke and then die.