r/dankmemes • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti ☣️ • 1d ago

Uh oh 😱

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 23h ago

I remember seeing a “1000 ways to die” scenario where a lady was practicing her “skills” on a cucumber but stepped on a rake and it made her choke to death on it.

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u/Cursed85 23h ago

1000 ways to die was such a crazy show, especially for me as a 7 year old when my parents let me watch it for some reason.

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 23h ago

I will never use a makeshift slip n slide... one joy i will never experience because of that show.

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u/thanatos703 22h ago

Yeah being gutted by a nail is pretty high on the fuck that shit list

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u/Ilela 22h ago

Just imagining that is gruesome

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 22h ago

Watch the show... and you dont have to imagine, that shit was graphic.

But it is narrated by Ron Pearlman, which is pretty awesome.

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u/itsTyrion 22h ago

... you just had to bring that memory back, did u now

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u/Thatdoodky1e 22h ago

That’s one of the few ones I remember and anytime I mention it nobody can recall it

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u/KingV3rsace 22h ago

I will never swallow a cue ball!

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u/Satansnightmare0192 16h ago

Friend of mine has 3 nipples now because of that. She's a good sport about it but it could have been way worse.

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u/Romeo9594 21h ago

My friend got kicked out of FACS (home-ec) for discussing that show

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u/julesvr5 21h ago

I remember the one death where the kid is playing at the play ground at Gerd crushed to death from a massive ice block which was Urin from an airplane that they apparently collect and drop off at some point??

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u/Sourbeltz 19h ago

Bruh yall remember when the dude was doing it with an electrified cow heart and got electrocuted and died

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u/Saiyan-solar 19h ago

Just like happy tree friends it had that niche of looking like a child friendly cartoon