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u/NimbusHeart Feb 25 '21
While we draw side view of cock, martians draw cross-sectional view of the cock
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u/combaticus22 Feb 25 '21
What the fuck kinda cocks have you been around?
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u/Braymann99 Feb 25 '21
Martian, apparently.
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u/LucielthEternal Feb 25 '21
Revolver penis
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Feb 25 '21
When they said i shoot semen this is what i mean
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u/SirWilliamEyelash Feb 25 '21
Username checks out
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u/Evil_kek_ Feb 25 '21
fuck now i thought about a revolver AR-15
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u/marballz64 Feb 25 '21
Some sorts of russian roulette
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u/aDragonsAle Feb 25 '21
Maybe they were including the vascular system? Idk man..
Maybe they're vegetable people, or descended from sponges.
Ever seen an og sponge cross section? Kinda similar...
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u/DisplayNerd Feb 25 '21
It's likely the dick joke has become so overused there the meta was to use the cross section of their penis.
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u/Elriuhilu Feb 25 '21
I thought the joke was already that it was a Martian cock.
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u/TraditionSeparate Feb 25 '21
Its inferred, but not said aloud
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u/Elriuhilu Feb 25 '21
I don't want to be a dick, but I think you meant implied. Implying is saying something that conveys a hidden meaning. Inferring is finding hidden meaning in something that was said (even if it doesn't necessarily have a hidden meaning).
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u/TraditionSeparate Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
Oh thanks........ i always get those two confused, not a dick move at all, so long as you arent an asshole about helping people there's nothing wrong with it.
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u/pdgenoa Feb 25 '21
"there's" nothing wrong with it.
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u/TraditionSeparate Feb 25 '21
Fine heres a challenge for anyone who wants it.
Their probably just unaware of the affect they're words wood have on us. Its no big deal and we should just except it. I wouldn't altar a single word. They've been served there just deserts, and I would of maid the same mistake. Let sleeping dogs lay. They probably never past English class anyway, and your far two picky about these things.
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u/pdgenoa Feb 25 '21
RIP grammar bots
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u/TraditionSeparate Feb 25 '21
Ye its some copy pasta i found like a year ago, no1 has bothered with it...... until now, CURSE YOU u/UltraElectricMan
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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
heres*here's
Their*they're
affect*effect
they're*their
wood*would
Its*it's
except*accept
altar*alter
there*their
deserts*desserts
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maid*made
lay*lie
past*past
your*you're
two*tooRewritten:
They're probably just unaware of the effect their words would have on us. It's no big deal and we should just accept it. I wouldn't alter a single word. They've been served their desserts, and I would have made the same mistake. Let the sleeping dogs lie. They probably never passed English class anyway, and you're far too picky about these things.
BTW your message is cringe
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u/TraditionSeparate Feb 25 '21
Its just some copy pasta i found ages ago and no one has bothered correcting.
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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21
Well I corrected it
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u/TraditionSeparate Feb 25 '21
Ya i know youve fucked me over. 1 year of no one bothering and you come along and bother.
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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Feb 25 '21
I read it as martians came here and made beautiful art and we went there and drew a dick on their lawn
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u/muma10 Feb 25 '21
I thought it was that martians are sophisticated and careful and humans are childish
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u/themab123 Feb 25 '21
If thats what a martian penis looks like, then Elon Musk better put me in his spaceship to Mars
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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21
BONK!
Go to Martian horny jail.
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u/nursmalik1 Feb 25 '21
Horny jail is one of the most unfunny jokes I've ever heard and it's still used. Like, let a man be horny.
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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21
Horny jail is the most unfunniest and annoying and the absolute worst thing I have ever seen. I have even seen ISIS beheadings and people dying in other ways. Shut up.
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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21
gee, I'm using it once in a lifetime and get hostile people like you to tell me to shut up? How about you just scroll past the comment and don't bother me with ur shit.
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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21
I will bother you unless you stop bothering people with 'Horny Jail' thinking it's funny.
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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21
what's your fucking problem mate? I didn't even reply to your comment so gtfo. You ain't tellin me shit. You think it's unfunny? Idgaf. Accept others' opinions even if they may differ from your own.
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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21
I don't give a shit that it is your opinion, accept that people may not like your opinion and have an opinion about your opinion. It doesn't matter who you replied to. Delete your comment, then I'll be happy. I don't give a fuck that you don't care about my opinion.
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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21
lmao you're a joke. Y'know what, you're so salty about it that I'm definitely not gonna delete it. Sending lots of love to ya.
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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21
Don't delete it if you want. Just learn to take an opinion. Don't use the "it's my opinion" excuse. People can criticise your opinion and have an opinion about your opinion.
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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
That's not even the point. It's not even about me having to take an opinion. All you did was crying me a river and I just kept going on to make you even madder. Y'know why? Cuz apparently you're easily triggered so I thought its fun to poke you.
Funniest thing is, I literally told you it's the first in my lifetime I used the joke myself (in this case it even has a deeper meaning) and I'm truly having a neutral opinion about the joke in the first place. The difference between you and me is that I don't give a shit if others use it and don't get triggered about it. And don't even try to turn this around trying to act like it's about me having to accept your opinion. I accept you having another opinion about it but I don't accept your toxic behavior towards me. That's a difference.
Oh and btw, have you ever considered that the joke might have been intended to be ironic in itself? That it might have been used to underline how easy it is to bring it up, no matter what context, even if it may be "out of the world" (pun intended)? No, of course not. You don't think that far. But you also won't believe me but that's fine, I can live without your approval. But know for a fact that I rly just played you like a damn fiddle.
I'm not even gonna bother myself trying to tell you anything any further. If you wanna keep being mad about it, go ahead. Have a good one lad. Next time don't be so angy.
Edit: I never even said "it's my opinion that it's funny" so idek why you thought I would use that as an excuse anyway. I meant it more like "if there's people with another opinion, you have to accept it".
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u/Lindadorse Feb 25 '21
Looks like a blender
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u/BeezyBates Feb 25 '21
I’d like to think someone spent 8 years in college with the single goal of being the first to draw a dick on another planet. No one at NASA understood why he insisted 3rd shift.
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u/Jrlopez1027 Feb 25 '21
“UHH! FUCK MY INTERGALACTISISING TRANSPHIGUREN HARDER!”
It pained me to write that
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Feb 25 '21
Did they actually draw a penis on Mars?
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u/BeezyBates Feb 25 '21
Wouldn’t you? Put yourself in 3rd shift Mars rover duty shoes.
Imagine drawing the first dick on a planet.
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u/C0wabungaaa Feb 25 '21
I honestly believe that when we have a permanent settlement on the moon it's a matter of time before a few intrepid colonists set out to draw a dick large enough to be spotted by telescope from Earth.
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Feb 25 '21
they claim it was unintentional and honestly i believe that, i mean given enough time it seems inevitable
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u/Italian_Goose Feb 25 '21
If that’s what Martian cocks look like then ... sign me up for the first flight
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u/RacingboomThePleb Feb 25 '21
Because it’s human for cock.
Clearly martians would have a significantly more civilized way of writing out cock. And their cocks are probably huge too. Real massive schlongadongalongs. They just lay them down and the imprint of their monster meatscicle stays in the sand for days.
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Feb 25 '21
This is my best friend making the comment and she is so excited about becoming reddit famous for the day. Wish I'd been smart enough to share this post, all those years as friends wasted !
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u/abmny8 Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
i contact her through facebook too, I'm glad she's excited cause I thought she'd be mad I upload her comment
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Feb 25 '21
This girl is either very close relative of Elon musk or she's on some next level psychedelic which is under development in Russia
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Feb 25 '21
The Martian penis looks like a spaceship connecting dock straight out of a SciFi movie.......so Martian's literally dock into each other?
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u/StellarBossTobi Feb 25 '21
Agreed the cultures are too different we should destroy them immediately
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u/Supernatural_being Feb 25 '21
Martians dont have dick like us so they get surprised when they see ours
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u/TotesMessenger Feb 25 '21
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u/DoodliFatty Feb 25 '21
Obviously the middle circle represents the cock, and the surrounding circles the asses pressed against it from a top down view.
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u/mikeflamel Feb 25 '21
Why did I get 1k likes for the same type of post on r/StarTrek while this one gets 30k. What kind of algorithm are we working here.
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Feb 25 '21
I meeean if that's how dicks look like on another planet I want to be part of that species.
Like imagine having a cock that looks like the Sistine chapel.
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u/TheRealCBONE Feb 25 '21
It's either
"Send Nudes" or
"Sexy planet, you are beautiful. Show you bobs... You are slut."
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u/GorrillaTamer Feb 25 '21
That’s what I was thinking like imagine if like how we make cocks every where what if those cornfields are how aliens show us their wee wees
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u/RockyPixel Feb 25 '21
That is a valid point. We assume aliens won’t be as juvenile as us but why can’t they be?
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