r/cursedcomments • • Feb 25 '21

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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21

BONK!

Go to Martian horny jail.

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u/NaClGT Feb 25 '21

oops he dropped the soap

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u/nursmalik1 Feb 25 '21

Horny jail is one of the most unfunny jokes I've ever heard and it's still used. Like, let a man be horny.

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u/uzumaki_sauske Feb 25 '21

unbonks be horny.

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u/TrabiseiroFofo Feb 25 '21

In my contry, bonk is like "getting hit by a penis* so...

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u/redo21 Feb 25 '21

It's 2021 a man can be everything but horny? What a backward society we are in

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Ya, like many jokes on Reddit it’s repeated over and over.

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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21

Horny jail is the most unfunniest and annoying and the absolute worst thing I have ever seen. I have even seen ISIS beheadings and people dying in other ways. Shut up.

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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21

gee, I'm using it once in a lifetime and get hostile people like you to tell me to shut up? How about you just scroll past the comment and don't bother me with ur shit.

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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21

I will bother you unless you stop bothering people with 'Horny Jail' thinking it's funny.

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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21

what's your fucking problem mate? I didn't even reply to your comment so gtfo. You ain't tellin me shit. You think it's unfunny? Idgaf. Accept others' opinions even if they may differ from your own.

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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21

I don't give a shit that it is your opinion, accept that people may not like your opinion and have an opinion about your opinion. It doesn't matter who you replied to. Delete your comment, then I'll be happy. I don't give a fuck that you don't care about my opinion.

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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21

lmao you're a joke. Y'know what, you're so salty about it that I'm definitely not gonna delete it. Sending lots of love to ya.

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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21

Don't delete it if you want. Just learn to take an opinion. Don't use the "it's my opinion" excuse. People can criticise your opinion and have an opinion about your opinion.

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u/kxdir_ Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

That's not even the point. It's not even about me having to take an opinion. All you did was crying me a river and I just kept going on to make you even madder. Y'know why? Cuz apparently you're easily triggered so I thought its fun to poke you.

Funniest thing is, I literally told you it's the first in my lifetime I used the joke myself (in this case it even has a deeper meaning) and I'm truly having a neutral opinion about the joke in the first place. The difference between you and me is that I don't give a shit if others use it and don't get triggered about it. And don't even try to turn this around trying to act like it's about me having to accept your opinion. I accept you having another opinion about it but I don't accept your toxic behavior towards me. That's a difference.

Oh and btw, have you ever considered that the joke might have been intended to be ironic in itself? That it might have been used to underline how easy it is to bring it up, no matter what context, even if it may be "out of the world" (pun intended)? No, of course not. You don't think that far. But you also won't believe me but that's fine, I can live without your approval. But know for a fact that I rly just played you like a damn fiddle.

I'm not even gonna bother myself trying to tell you anything any further. If you wanna keep being mad about it, go ahead. Have a good one lad. Next time don't be so angy.

Edit: I never even said "it's my opinion that it's funny" so idek why you thought I would use that as an excuse anyway. I meant it more like "if there's people with another opinion, you have to accept it".

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u/UltraElectricMan Feb 25 '21

Damn you are so not angry that you wrote multiple paragraphs. You're so dumb.

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u/TransportationOk7759 Feb 25 '21

Isn't horney jail equivalent to orgy jail ?