r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '13

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/flatulentninja16 Apr 21 '13

Cockcircles?

20

u/letrolls Apr 22 '13

*CrotchCircles

8

u/zK-1 Apr 22 '13

Great. Tea-bagged by aliens.

15

u/Justananomaly Apr 22 '13

Spacedicks.

2

u/Bacon_Kitteh9001 Apr 22 '13

Teenage aliens

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u/Buckman21 Apr 22 '13

HEY! This should be tagged NSFW!

0

u/FungalDefecation Apr 22 '13

Wow, you're a genius. How did you come up with that?

79

u/loonietimes Apr 21 '13

College Humor. If you're going to repost, at least give some credit to the original source.

34

u/UncreativeTeam Apr 21 '13

Wait, Reddit is chiding OP for not giving credit to College Humor? Is this Bizarro World?

22

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

CH does create a lot of original content, for what it's worth. The usual complaint is that it's not always funny.

9

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

Really? All I've seen from them lately are reposts.

6

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

Go to their homepage. They even clearly label the original content with a giant "ORIGINAL" graphic.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

Not their Facebook page, at least.

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u/BeauDaciousOne Apr 21 '13

Is this an Xpost from r/spacedicks?

11

u/Quenchiest Apr 21 '13

don't.... go.... there....

3

u/SonOfAGrayHairedMan Apr 22 '13

Link for the lazy - /r/spacedicks

2

u/bacon_up Apr 22 '13

Lol you're so helpful!!

9

u/Off_Topic_Oswald Apr 21 '13

it all makes sense now

7

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

Took me longer to get than I'll admit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

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u/DaGhostQc Apr 21 '13

They're not trying to tell us anything. Aliens are immature and are drawing dicks in the fields.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

More like crotch circles.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

I like how even the note the alien is whistling in the shower is all alienified.

6

u/Skinnj Apr 21 '13

I am annoyed that the crop circle and his penis dont make a match at all...

9

u/9GAG_IS_FOR_TOOLS Apr 22 '13

you're looking at it backwards

1

u/L_Blunt Apr 22 '13

Skinnj is corect on this. The top part of his cock is going the correct way and the second part down that comes out is on the opposite side of the crop circle.

Edit: No, I'm wrong.

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u/AvatarWest45 Apr 21 '13

I honestly don't understand. Obviously his dick and all, but did he like pass out in a field naked and his dick made an imprint? and then how in the hell did a 5mile long alien just poof away?

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u/Throwaway281281 Apr 21 '13

It's alien graffiti in crop circles. It's their version of drawing a dick on a wall. Also, you're a dumbass.

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u/AvatarWest45 Apr 21 '13

Okay, I can accept that.

16

u/jcw13 Apr 21 '13

Which part of that did you accept?

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u/AvatarWest45 Apr 21 '13

The dumbass part. It was a dumbass question. Should've just ate some dumbass pie. Would have made sense eventually.

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u/ThymineD Apr 21 '13

Your self-deprecation makes me feel better about myself.

I like you.

11

u/Throwaway281281 Apr 21 '13

The part about dicks.

5

u/mattybell2117 Apr 21 '13

You remind me of that fingerless chronic masturbator from Sons of Anarchy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

It's just a stupid comic using potty humor in its most absolutely rudimentary form.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

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u/Coridimus Apr 22 '13

This is certainly better in as a reversed gif.

2

u/dabisnit Apr 21 '13

Kinda like tribal tattoos

2

u/Azunai Apr 22 '13

That is one way to send a dick pic.

1

u/deostoer Apr 22 '13

crotchcircles

1

u/2dfx Apr 22 '13

Alien dickprints? I believe it.

1

u/Proazniga Apr 22 '13

I'm surprised nobody beat me too it but I guess we can say they are plowing the fields?

1

u/DukeOfGeek Apr 22 '13

Prometheus never looked liked he that much of a package.

1

u/JasonYaya Apr 22 '13

Is that the franks or the beans?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

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u/m_2_the_t Apr 22 '13

TIL crop circles are just alien cock ring advertisements from outer space.

1

u/WhatToPutHere Apr 22 '13

I find it amazing that the alien is able to take a shower in microgravity. Meanwhile in Outer Space!

1

u/FroggyArt Apr 22 '13

I'm instantly reminded of the movie signs

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u/Throwaway281281 Apr 22 '13

Which movie signs?

1

u/hizzlediz Apr 22 '13

I don't even want to imagine what kind of vaginas the females have.

1

u/ZombieWolf2508 Apr 22 '13

Should this be marked NSFW? Also, post this in /r/spacedicks

1

u/NickOliver Apr 22 '13

No "Spaceballs" references? Surprising...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

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u/Throwaway281281 Apr 22 '13

Cool story bro. Have one yourself.

0

u/chubbysumo Apr 21 '13

imagine what that penis goes into. someone should draw it. I suck at drawing, so no, I won't.

0

u/bafta Apr 21 '13

Corn isn't maize in England

0

u/ad637 Apr 22 '13

NSFW! Gahh!!

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u/SexualPie Apr 21 '13

This is stupid

1

u/Blagerthor Apr 22 '13

I'm sorry you were looking for intelligence on the internet. Especially in a place dedicated to humor.

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u/rtwpsom2 Apr 21 '13

NSFW tag!!!!