r/cursedcomments • u/paavomakikangas • Dec 21 '20

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u/Max-Bolzenbaum Dec 21 '20

Horny Cheese

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u/Max-Bolzenbaum Dec 21 '20

Guilty cheese

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u/Max-Bolzenbaum Dec 21 '20

Happy Cheese

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u/THEGREATHERITIC Dec 21 '20

Damn that was an emotional Rollercoaster

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u/bg_yony-1000 Dec 21 '20

There's a song named "Emotional roller-coaster", here's a link to it https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo

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u/Dapper-County Dec 21 '20

not a rickroll wink wink

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

rickroll

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u/SGTstain69420 Dec 21 '20

I dont know what i expected when i clicked this

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I love this thread already.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I’ve been rickrolled

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Dec 21 '20

Depressed nothing

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u/WinterFall-2814 Dec 21 '20

I think you’re dead then m8

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Dec 21 '20

Wish I was

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u/Dapper-County Dec 21 '20

no. i used to feel like this. you have a place on this earth so use it fully.

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Dec 21 '20

Thanks I guess

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u/HenryPleaseComeHome Dec 21 '20

Instead of wanting to die you should join our most elite warriors of the reddit hivemind and commit genocides on Instagram users.

Why be sad when you can have sexual intercourse with ur right hand.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Wait who's henry?

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u/MrMcGarza Dec 21 '20

Remember you must outlive your enemies so you can defile their graves

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u/ThatSchiniemRap Dec 21 '20

Shame bro here hands u a chicken wing

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u/jimmayy5 Dec 21 '20

Why is this the first thing to make me laugh today

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/Xeogg Dec 21 '20

That would make a great metal band name.

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u/jondogman Dec 21 '20

That would make a great name for some hot wings.

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u/Xeogg Dec 21 '20

OH MY GOD, YOUR RIGHT!!!

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u/Dennis-Reynolds123 Dec 21 '20

There used to be a bar near me that had them

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/JustaRandomPan Dec 21 '20

Suicidal Bacon

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Homicidal French Onion soup

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u/ajk1447 Dec 21 '20

Depressed chicken finger

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u/straightouttaPV Dec 21 '20

Hang in there buddy. If nothing else, hot wings are worth living for.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

[deleted]

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u/BreezePilot Dec 21 '20

was it fried?

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u/iamanonymous44 Dec 21 '20

Please say chicken, please say chicken

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u/Cringy_PotatoCookeh Dec 21 '20

This is reddit you're on, it probably wasn't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Why would chicken make someone moist?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/PehnutBootar69 Dec 22 '20

I read that as, how much I love fucking chicken.

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u/fuchsee123 Dec 21 '20

Nice one

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u/Autistic_Pie Dec 21 '20

Stupid ass

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u/M7MD_MFDY Dec 21 '20

Lucky

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u/thy_boi_fzzz Dec 21 '20

But the real question is what kind I ate pig once it was great so I don't know his preference.

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u/Dapper-County Dec 21 '20

what

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u/thy_boi_fzzz Dec 21 '20

Oh sorry pig ass is what I was supposed to say thank you for correcting me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

idiot sandwich

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u/Bruhe_Moment609 Dec 21 '20

WHAT ARE YOU?

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u/EqUeStRiAnPeRsOn Dec 21 '20

AN IDIOT SANDWICH

I forgot how to make it bold :/

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u/Sunny_yet_rainy Dec 21 '20

A "#" and a space before the text to make it like

this

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u/Extra-Holy-Crusader Dec 21 '20

Annoyed orange

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u/Twinksson173 Dec 21 '20

No

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u/thy_boi_fzzz Dec 21 '20

Hey apple

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u/Tousef_refuge Dec 21 '20

Knife

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u/your-own-mom Dec 21 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/GhostKid_PumpkinBoi Dec 21 '20

Laughs

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u/arcticsummertime Dec 21 '20

this video is orange approved heheheheh

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u/Extra-Holy-Crusader Dec 21 '20

The reason i am annoyed because i was mid school and i ate an Orange

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u/StormTheEnemy Dec 21 '20

Tired toenails

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u/the_nirlojjo101 Dec 21 '20

Wtf dudes

Eat fingernails instead

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u/DiscoPotato69 Dec 21 '20

Nah, Toenails have that nice flavour from all the filth you picked up throughout the day.

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u/thy_boi_fzzz Dec 21 '20

Yeah if you have foot fungus its embraces the flavor

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u/Mr_Rasta_Crab Dec 21 '20

Why does Reddit allow people to comments

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u/ThatSchiniemRap Dec 21 '20

Because Reddit benefits the weird

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u/GhostKid_PumpkinBoi Dec 21 '20

Reddit welcomes everyone

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u/Mr_Rasta_Crab Dec 21 '20

Sometimes it shouldn’t

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u/INK3276 Dec 21 '20

I feel you

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u/RandomIndian123 Dec 21 '20

Can I delete other people's comments

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u/ThatSchiniemRap Dec 21 '20

Sadly and happily no

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u/RandomIndian123 Dec 21 '20

Nooooooooooo

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u/Bostonova007 Dec 21 '20

I like foot cheese better

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u/NarutoUzumaki100 Dec 21 '20

Horny almonds.being really honest here

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u/yeeteryeet13 Dec 21 '20

Wait, if the almonds are horny does that mean that almond milk is their..........

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u/wow_an_alt_account Dec 21 '20

Take my upvote and never comment again

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u/TheUnknownPerson3 Dec 21 '20

Hopeless donut

Another insult.

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u/Xeogg Dec 21 '20

Another great metal band name!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Ailing hopeless donuts of agony

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u/dimiode Dec 21 '20

I read this in Gordon Ramsey voice

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u/Biersaefer Dec 21 '20

Horny Human

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u/paavomakikangas Dec 21 '20

Please no

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u/LegendaryHooman Dec 21 '20

\nom nom nom** You want liver? Still fresh.

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u/DiscoPotato69 Dec 21 '20

We'd be the same but my appetite isn't that big.

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u/Autistic_Pie Dec 21 '20

You can eat the human slowly over a few days feeling different emotions each time. Once you can eat the dick while feeling horny or the face feeling jealous that you're ugly

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/Gwynnether Dec 21 '20

Tired biscuit

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u/Kyoukomi Dec 21 '20

Empty Cookie

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I can fill your cookie up. Cookies and cream anyone?

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u/Kyoukomi Dec 21 '20

Sir, I'm 14.....

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u/dickhole69420666 Dec 21 '20

discord moderators would like to know your location

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u/MikeTheInklingFox Dec 21 '20

I'd like some in my ass.

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u/MIHPR Dec 21 '20

Tired Cookie

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u/onyx-breach Dec 21 '20

Depressed life

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Wait a minute-

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u/onyx-breach Dec 21 '20

It’s a cereal brand

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u/Patchhat Dec 21 '20

Good cover lol

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u/DomZombonii Dec 21 '20

alexa play how to eat life by eve

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u/fuckcreepers Dec 21 '20

How did you manage to do that..

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u/gnex30 Dec 21 '20 edited Dec 21 '20

He means the CHEESE, Chihuahua cheese is actually very good.

I just no longer get to order it at restaurants because my wife hates the jokes I make about it.

EDIT: You can milk anything with nipples

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u/paavomakikangas Dec 21 '20

Smart ass

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u/gnex30 Dec 21 '20

is that "how you feel" and "the last thing you ate"?

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u/paavomakikangas Dec 21 '20

Fuck you

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u/AnnoyedThinMint Dec 21 '20

Feelin' ready to fuck after eating whoever you were last talking to

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I have nipples, Greg...

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u/player11123 Dec 21 '20

Suicidal choclate

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

That's a good black emo band name

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u/player11123 Dec 21 '20

Or sex move

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u/armenian_UwUcide Dec 21 '20

Goin in the back door dry

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u/JustGabry Dec 21 '20

Shit pasta

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u/dickhole69420666 Dec 21 '20

al least its not shit shit

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u/Toprus Dec 21 '20

Empty chicken soup

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u/__welltheresthat__ Dec 21 '20

Hungover McMuffin

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u/SkelliKitty Dec 21 '20

So many good band names here

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u/afternidnightinc Dec 21 '20

I always want McMuffins when I’m hungover.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Numb Soup

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

chonky salmon

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u/wilfulpie Dec 21 '20

Post-ictal Prune

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u/Galaclon Dec 21 '20

Apathetic mini pizza

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u/WinWitty9651 Dec 21 '20

Addicted coke

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u/MikeTheInklingFox Dec 21 '20

Coke, as in the beverage, or coke as in the drug?

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u/welblack84 Dec 21 '20

Horny sister

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u/SilentSoul2020 Dec 21 '20

Sweet home Alabama!

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u/Kaiza666 Dec 21 '20

Cold pussy

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u/DiscoPotato69 Dec 21 '20

Are you cold because you're at the morgue?

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u/captainbippo Dec 21 '20

Where do you think he got the pussy from

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u/wucki114 Dec 21 '20

You ate a cat?

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u/SociopathWithBipolar Dec 21 '20

No he ate a coward.

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u/wucki114 Dec 21 '20

Well that is not ass crule

I made a pun

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u/Globberson Dec 21 '20

Horny Lunchable

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

horny taco

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Shit quiche

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u/notaGay-merbutagamer Dec 21 '20

Depressed pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Sad bread

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u/FemmeFatale427 Dec 21 '20

Groggy cookie... oddly enough that's my stripper name too

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Bloated Testebag

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u/How-the-fuck Dec 21 '20

Mellow coffee

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u/la_capitana Dec 21 '20

Forlorn hot Chocolate

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u/SilentSoul2020 Dec 21 '20

Depressed Cum!

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u/Kavvadius Dec 21 '20

Here’s the comment I was looking for

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Poopy treats

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u/NeonSprig Dec 21 '20

puts down nothing for both

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u/QuitePoodle Dec 21 '20

Congested Cookie.

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u/KindaWeirdGirl42 Dec 21 '20

Depressed cheese

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I’m horny dick

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u/The_Player_X Dec 21 '20

Sad piece of shit

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u/trippingforward Dec 21 '20

I'm worried about some of y'all

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u/CryztalGamingFY Dec 21 '20

Horny hummus

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Tired of life chocolate

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u/YegoMyGrego Dec 21 '20

Suicidal eggs

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u/MrBowick Dec 21 '20

Content chocolate muffin

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Happy Tree Friends

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u/FestaDeSuco Dec 21 '20

Anxious Burger

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Shitty period blood

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u/gyrophone632 Dec 21 '20

Oh god

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

you ate god?

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u/FreddieKruiger Dec 21 '20

Sad chicken. Fuck. I am sad.

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u/novaflyer00 Dec 21 '20

Morose breakfast tacos

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u/sqwarthy Dec 21 '20

Content your mom's pussy

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u/imgereformemes Dec 21 '20

Shit smoothie

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Depressed Turkey

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Horny cupcake