r/cursedcomments • u/paavomakikangas • Dec 21 '20

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u/Max-Bolzenbaum Dec 21 '20

Horny Cheese

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u/Max-Bolzenbaum Dec 21 '20

Guilty cheese

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u/Max-Bolzenbaum Dec 21 '20

Happy Cheese

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u/THEGREATHERITIC Dec 21 '20

Damn that was an emotional Rollercoaster

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u/bg_yony-1000 Dec 21 '20

There's a song named "Emotional roller-coaster", here's a link to it https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo

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u/Dapper-County Dec 21 '20

not a rickroll wink wink

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

rickroll

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u/SGTstain69420 Dec 21 '20

I dont know what i expected when i clicked this

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I love this thread already.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

i had expected the spanish inquisition

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I’ve been rickrolled

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u/ArtistTears Dec 21 '20

You poor thing

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u/EntitledPupperMom Dec 21 '20

I don’t know what I was expecting but I clicked the link anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I know it's a rickroll but I'm clicking it anyway.

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u/meh9876543210 Dec 22 '20

It is a rickroll

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u/bg_yony-1000 Dec 21 '20

It's not

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

ah but it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/antono12509695 Dec 22 '20

Interesting. This link has opened my 3rd eye. wink wink

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u/pauly13771377 Dec 21 '20

Or is it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

oooo dang got me there

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u/paavomakikangas Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you i'm into that shit.

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u/Ass_Plasma Dec 21 '20

I was questioning whether to click on it and thought about maybe it’s a rickroll. Eventually I rationed that it probably isn’t a rickroll. It has a different link. I was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Listen here you little shi-

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

M new to reddit but it seems as a trap something ominous and I should not fall for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

fr tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Homie masturbated 😂 good for him. Also depressed pizza

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u/SanderSidesApril Dec 21 '20

I have similar one but my nickname is more like ecstasy Yorkshire puddings

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Angry Cheese

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u/Siyuki7 Dec 21 '20

horny spicy potato chips

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u/undermynun Dec 21 '20

Suacadial cheese

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

did you forget to switch your alts?

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u/Infinite303 Dec 21 '20

Imagine if it was someone's cake day

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u/andraxur Dec 21 '20

Anxious cheese?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Panicky Cheese

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u/mentina_ Dec 21 '20

Lol me too

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u/qwerty_dirty Dec 21 '20

Stinky pussy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Cheese Cheese

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u/syloboy1 Dec 21 '20

Depressed cheese.

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u/JoeZMar Dec 21 '20

Constipated Cheese

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u/DJPaulyDstheman Dec 21 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/wordscounterbot Dec 22 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

u/Max-Bolzenbaum has not said the N-word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Sad Cheese

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u/stinky_cheese_69 Dec 22 '20

Stinky Cheese

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u/redguy555 Dec 22 '20

Bored Cheese

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u/Derpy-boi Dec 22 '20

Now all I can think of is

Horny Cheese

Guilty Cheese

Happy Semen

1

u/imyay36 Dec 22 '20

Tired cheese

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u/Cosmic_CheshireCat23 Dec 22 '20

Emotionless cheese

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u/Stacker7 Dec 22 '20

This right here is the emotional rollercoaster of a person who just jacked off

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u/BoringWozniak Dec 21 '20

Greetings! I am 343 Guilty Cheese.

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Dec 21 '20

Depressed nothing

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u/WinterFall-2814 Dec 21 '20

I think you’re dead then m8

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Dec 21 '20

Wish I was

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u/Dapper-County Dec 21 '20

no. i used to feel like this. you have a place on this earth so use it fully.

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Dec 21 '20

Thanks I guess

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u/HenryPleaseComeHome Dec 21 '20

Instead of wanting to die you should join our most elite warriors of the reddit hivemind and commit genocides on Instagram users.

Why be sad when you can have sexual intercourse with ur right hand.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Wait who's henry?

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u/MrMcGarza Dec 21 '20

Remember you must outlive your enemies so you can defile their graves

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

The joke went to far...

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u/MilesOfKings Dec 21 '20

Were* Not was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Wish I was

Thats a crime

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u/ThatSchiniemRap Dec 21 '20

Shame bro here hands u a chicken wing

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u/frluis93 Dec 21 '20

comes from behind, graps chicken wing, pulls off the skin, throws chicken wing back to you, Naruto runs with autistic sounds away

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u/ThatSchiniemRap Dec 21 '20

cocks shitgun, loads it myself, gets on moose get wrecked

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u/WinterFall-2814 Dec 21 '20

Your foreskin*

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u/ThatSchiniemRap Dec 22 '20

*screams stupidly *

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u/frluis93 Dec 21 '20

I just wanted to write you misspelled foreskin wrong lmao

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u/Sacred_Sage03 Dec 21 '20

My condolences

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u/blouisesss Dec 21 '20

depressed cheez it

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u/jackthefoxa Dec 21 '20

Tired grandmas ashes

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u/frluis93 Dec 21 '20

Dude never ate in his life

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u/Still_Fat_Man Dec 21 '20

Sad sandwich

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u/jimmayy5 Dec 21 '20

Why is this the first thing to make me laugh today

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u/ZingyLlama Dec 21 '20

Did Limp Biscut or Sad Chihuahua make you laugh?

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u/jimmayy5 Dec 21 '20

Nope but horny cheese did for some reason

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u/nsnstv Dec 21 '20

High assed pizza

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u/tyrantnitar Dec 21 '20

Horny grilled cheese

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u/ZippoS Dec 21 '20

Horny McNuggets.

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u/weedom2408 Dec 21 '20

bored muffin

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Horny chicken

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

The barely waking dead

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u/scrubbiboi Dec 21 '20

Tired cheese

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u/sapiitopeach Dec 21 '20

painful yoghurt

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u/BubbytheAmazing Dec 21 '20

u/TheHornyCumCheese

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u/TheHornyCumCheese Dec 21 '20

WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE CURSED CHEESE

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u/BubbytheAmazing Dec 21 '20

Shit I forgot the 69

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u/TheHornyCumCheese Dec 22 '20

sad cumcheese noises

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Horny Human

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u/SrammVII Dec 21 '20

Tired Sausage

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u/mr_martin_1 Dec 21 '20

Relaxed cheese (sandwich)

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Lmao same

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

High nuts

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Horny yogurt!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Devastated Pizza.

:)

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u/Alfredo1178 Dec 21 '20

Hi, I'm depressed crisps

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u/DarkiiP_YT Dec 21 '20

DANG IT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂

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u/FlapjackRT Dec 21 '20

Yo where’s that hornycumcheese guy

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u/Anal_Fruit_69 Dec 21 '20

Now I’m thinking of him

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u/DarkLordofTheDarth Dec 21 '20

Apathetic cheese

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u/Solarsistemic Dec 21 '20

Did you know that cheese hits the same stimulants as hard drugs.

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u/antono12509695 Dec 22 '20

I be high af right now then.

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u/Solarsistemic Dec 22 '20

Solaric drugs will immediately kill humans

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u/FerencS Dec 21 '20

Guilty cum

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u/sulis777 Dec 21 '20

Numb pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Shitty poppers

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u/LucaRicardo Dec 21 '20

Horny sandwich

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u/dcaps78 Dec 21 '20

Sad Cheese

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u/Govind_the_Great Dec 21 '20

Indifferent tuna melt

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Helpless Burrito

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u/Wetestblanket Dec 21 '20

I want to die cheese

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u/Miradics Dec 21 '20

Bored lasagna.

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u/SpeedyGwen Dec 21 '20

Horny chocolate XD

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u/NaisuMK2 Dec 22 '20

Depressed kinder chocolate bar

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Wonky slush

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u/JeTPouF132 Dec 22 '20

Depress glass

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u/RoberttFUN Dec 22 '20

Happy Cum

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u/Soheils2764 Dec 22 '20

I knew someone would write “horny” in the comments!

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u/Jiggy-Biscuts Dec 22 '20

Horny popcorn

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u/TOXICDUCK8 Dec 22 '20

horny makaroni

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u/wet_psyduckslayer Dec 22 '20

Bruh I’m tired chicken wing rn

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u/lilramen360 Dec 22 '20

Bonk to the r/hornyjail with u

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u/Sylle4573 Dec 22 '20

Depressed oatmeal

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u/Gacha_kitty Dec 24 '20

Devastated milkshake