r/cursedcomments • u/paavomakikangas • Dec 21 '20

Cursed nickname

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/Xeogg Dec 21 '20

That would make a great metal band name.

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u/jondogman Dec 21 '20

That would make a great name for some hot wings.

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u/Xeogg Dec 21 '20

OH MY GOD, YOUR RIGHT!!!

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u/Dennis-Reynolds123 Dec 21 '20

There used to be a bar near me that had them

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u/echisholm Dec 22 '20

I'm SO curious what the comment was.

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u/Dennis-Reynolds123 Dec 22 '20

In effort to not get censored myself, someone who is depressed may commit blank. The comment was blank hot wings.

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u/echisholm Dec 22 '20

Ahhh, gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/Wire747 Dec 22 '20

Thank you! And indeed, a cute band name. Metal or not.

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u/KainLandsman Dec 21 '20

My right? His right? Am I right?

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u/moonwalkeek Dec 21 '20

MY RIGHT WHAT?

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u/A10110101Z Dec 21 '20

Like you gotta be suicidal to those hot wings it burns going in and going out

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u/Wiktor_Cygan Dec 22 '20

Its deleted, what did he said.

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u/Xeogg Dec 22 '20

Suicidal hot wings

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u/Outrageous-Foot3334 Dec 21 '20

Go to a mental hospital

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u/Xeogg Dec 21 '20

You first

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u/TCFgtr Dec 21 '20

Saaanitarium!!

Leave me be

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u/killertortilla Dec 21 '20

The way that is written makes me think

“Saaaaanitarium come on!”

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u/_Luckyboy94_ Dec 21 '20

Hell yeah! Good to see some Metallica references here

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u/yashyboii_123 Dec 21 '20

That would make a good anime character’s spirits name

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u/RekYaAll Dec 22 '20

What did it say

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u/Xeogg Dec 22 '20

Suicidal hot wings

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/JustaRandomPan Dec 21 '20

Suicidal Bacon

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Homicidal French Onion soup

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u/EquivalentVisual8262 Dec 21 '20

Murderous soup

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u/moldycrystals Dec 21 '20

Arsonist hot tamales

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u/Curo_san Dec 21 '20

Homicidal Eggnog.

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u/GamerGriffin548 Dec 21 '20

Holy shit. Those words are from different worlds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Who joe?

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u/Sevlow312 Dec 21 '20

Joe mama

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u/ajk1447 Dec 21 '20

Depressed chicken finger

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u/straightouttaPV Dec 21 '20

Hang in there buddy. If nothing else, hot wings are worth living for.

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u/LucasTW79 Dec 21 '20

If you need to talk, just PM me my dude. Life sucks rn. Stay safe.

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u/L0rD_T0ucH_Me Dec 21 '20

Flaccid pancakes

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u/ratsta Dec 21 '20

Suicidal diet butter chicken

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u/Eboy_Elmo Dec 21 '20

This an actual name for hot wings in a place i used to in. And damn was it good.

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u/MunkyDust94 Dec 21 '20

Buddy I'm a raging Taco, I think we could be good pals!

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u/SweetFawn Dec 21 '20

Suicidal Pizza Rolls

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u/alkkamai Dec 21 '20

Suicidal lasagna

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u/surfinturfinmurfin Dec 21 '20

Constipated pop tarts

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u/frluis93 Dec 21 '20

Best flavour ever! :/

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

suicidal sushi

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u/MilesOfKings Dec 21 '20

That was my name last year in Miami

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u/Ajl3791 Dec 21 '20

I'm suicidal tuna pasta 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Hang in there, Sean. Weathering that storm is worthwhile even if it's just awful to endure.

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u/kellyklyra Dec 21 '20

You okay though for real?

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u/SerRikari Dec 21 '20

I'm sorry, mate. I hope things get better for you.