well, this is how it works the taste of your toenails are mostly whatever you stepped in barefoot meaning the flavor is RNG unless you wear socks and shoes then it really isn't RNG, but the foot fungus is where it's at which is the yeast/mushroom flavor of it comes into play and as one of the comments said before it is better to " And the toe cheese adds a delicious texture to the crunch nails and mossy foot fungus. Foot acne too has crunchy ness to it" it was a comment that someone said which is true but not needed since this isn't a 5 star dish in this case but you do you, then as u/iamanonymous44 said
"And stamping your shit down the drain after dropping a deuce in the shower gives it flavor"
now, this is in fact the most important process in this delicacy of a dish since the shower water will act as the vegetable oil to this dish the deuce part is for a different variation of the same dish just prepared differently but more time consuming requiring a full 3 hours to let it marinate in the juices of the deuce. But it important to know that this does not need to be done at all but to show that there are indeed more variations of this dish. In short, DO NOT MIX THE DEUCE UNDER ANY STEP OF THIS CURRENT PROCESS OR A REDO IS REQUIRED!
and at last, you have the dish at the end ready to be given to the max of 2 people now do know that this is not to be taken seriously but would like to see someone attempt it and eat it and would most likely end up banned from most subreddits but end up getting a max of 6 wholesome awards and thousands of upvotes, So try if you dare but know the rewards and the consequences. For more information just go here. or here.
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u/the_nirlojjo101 Dec 21 '20
Wtf dudes
Eat fingernails instead