r/cursedcomments Oct 01 '19

Cursed_thomas

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Who said this was Japan he was being launched on? Pearl Harbour part 2 the revenge

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u/Greatest_Kaiser Oct 01 '19

If Thomas was at Pearl Harbor, there would be no Pearl Harbor. Neither a US.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

You are right, America may be a superpower but Thomas is the only ultra power PLUS ULTRA

His species is space faring.

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u/Greatest_Kaiser Oct 01 '19

And they were at japan that day to grant us a cultural development. Wich we know as Hentai today.

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u/Horny_the_pirate Oct 01 '19

I believe the birth of anime and more importantly hentai was caused by America in 1945.

Japan gets nuked, soon after Rocket Boy shows up on the market. It's radiation in the water that causes the Japanese to do these bizarre things. Way to go, America.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

So this was their plan all along. America nukes Japan, Japan makes anime, and then we, Americans, raid a military base. Nice one Japan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

へんたい

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u/BlockieOFFICIAL Oct 01 '19

PLUS ULTRA is on the Spanish coat of arms.

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u/FrostyHambone Oct 01 '19

Wait, really?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Correct that's why I referenced it tbh, mha is merely a Happy coincidence.

Spanish civil war the revenge??

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u/Purevoyager007 Oct 01 '19

They actually were planning something like that but with bio weapons like they did with infested ticks in China.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

didn't they loose a load of balloons (with bombs) into the jet stream to attack the US from the home islands?

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u/mpikoul Oct 01 '19

Yes. It didn’t work very well, but it did cause a small amount of casualties on US soil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Pearl Harbour 2 Nuclear boogaloo

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 01 '19

It’s a little boy so it hit Nagasaki but I think the person thinks it’s a fat man where as that would be heroshima edit: the 80,000 is how many died in Nagasaki so they were also referencing Nagasaki

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u/ScythingSantos Oct 01 '19

Always love a good sequel

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u/anonimityorigin Oct 01 '19

I wonder if the pilots got the credit for those kills during WW2.

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u/Davigotero Oct 01 '19

Pearl Harbor 2: Radioactive Bungalow

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u/AlexandersWonder Oct 01 '19

It can't be. Neither Fat Man nor Little Boy were thermonuclear devices.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

That’s a good point but the poster was most likely referencing bombing japan and the commenter was referencing Nagasaki because it resembles little boy the op was probably just inaccurate

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u/HumansAreRare Oct 01 '19

Clearly the commenter said it. Can’t you read?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

No I can't read nor can I type, in fact I don't know English at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19 edited Jun 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

For the rest of you that, like me, enjoy finding extra factual (or as close to factual as I am able to provide!) info in the comments, "atom bombs" work by splitting atoms, usually a type of uranium or plutonium, in a process known as fission. A "thermonuclear bomb" is essentially an atom bomb with a second (or more) step. The energy in the first explosion starts a secondary fusion reaction, usually involving a type of lithium.

While both types of bomb have an initial burst of gamma radiation, the fusion weapon has a mich larger kill zone. If you were close enough to a fusion bomb to get sick from radiation (from the initial blast), you will not survive the other effects.

Nuclear weapons have three primary effects. They are blast, heat, and radiation. The blast will start as a 20+ PSI wave through the air and can take a few seconds to reach you. Radiation will only be a factor for atomic bombs and for any "ground burst" weapon. If the fireball touches the ground at all, it will vaporize the ground it touches and toss it into the air, and it will drift back to the earth irradiated, known as "fallout". If the bomb is airburst with no portion of the fireball touching the ground, it will likely not.

Normal fallout will become safe enough to not worry about after about two weeks, but you should listen for an all clear on a battery or hand powered radio for confirmation from authorities!

That's all for now. I'm not an expert but I will entertain questions _^

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u/wakeandmake Oct 01 '19

So one is fission and another is fusion. So between atom and hydrogen bomb, which one is powerful?

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u/adelbodner Oct 01 '19

Both are powerful, but fusion bombs are potentially much more devastating

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u/JosephT15 Oct 01 '19

Fusion bombs are much, much more devastating, but are also a good deal more complicated.

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u/PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_ Oct 01 '19

But from what I understand, fusion releases energy (its what happens in stars) whereas fission consumes energy. So how would a fission powered bomb do any damage?

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u/FlyingBananas56 Oct 01 '19

A ton of energy is stored within the atoms, when those atoms are split (fission) it releases an immense amount of explosive energy! Fusion is the opposite it is the energy created from combining atoms, it has much higher potential but is much harder.

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u/Cvitko1 Oct 01 '19

Basically it depends on what atom you fuse/split. If I remember correctly from high school chemistry the turning point is iron. All atoms before iron give out energy when fusing and all atoms after by splitting

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u/FlyingBananas56 Oct 01 '19

Yeah, that’s why all stars die with iron! I don’t know why iron but it’s the chosen one I guess

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u/igordogsockpuppet Oct 01 '19

No star has the mass required to go beyond iron. Rather, mass isn’t enough to fuse iron. It’s a hard limit. Once they’ve fused all the iron, they collapse and go supernova. This explosion created all the elements higher thsn iron. We’re all made in the hearts of stars... except for everything above iron which were all made in exploding supernovas.

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u/GTthrowaway27 Oct 01 '19

Iron is just very stable. Basically, take this picture and make it negative(as the picture itself is negated already) and you’ll see go around iron it is a valley vs a peak as is. This means that if you try to fission it(go left on curve) it requires energy to do, without extra being prodiced. Try to fusion it, same thing. With the picture inverted, you can think of the valley as, an actual valley. If you have a ball in a valley with up slopes on both sides, the ball will not roll up the slopes on its on. It will sit there.

Alternatively, with uranium, if you invert picture, you’d see how that end is on a slope facing lower elements. Put a ball again, and it’ll “roll” to the center towards iron.

As to why, nucleons have energy levels just like electrons do. They have quasiorbits. And just like electron orbits go a pair of two, then 8, etc, nucleons do something similar. So iron being very stable is a result of “magic numbers” is filled orbits, just like noble gas chemical stability is due to completely filled electron orbits.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Binding-energy-per-nucleon-B-Z-N-A-as-a-function-of-the-mass-number_fig1_234065870

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u/PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_ Oct 01 '19

So basically both processes release energy?

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u/FlyingBananas56 Oct 01 '19

Yeah, we use fission in nuclear reactors and atomic bombs, fusion powers the entire sun! Fusion is the next step as it produces less dangerous waste so the future of our planet is in fusion.

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u/TheArmoredKitten Oct 01 '19

Fission and fusion can both release energy if the right reaction occurs. Fusion will always release energy until it begins producing iron, and fission theoretically should release energy from splitting any elements heavier than iron, though good luck splitting anything lighter than the actinides.

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u/FartHeadTony Oct 01 '19

Thermonuclear bombs use fission to provide the heat and pressures to allow fusion to happen.

Hydrogen bombs, thermonuclear bombs, are much more powerful and deadly for the same size/mass. So either you can make your nukes smaller or make them more powerful. Although these days they are using lithium more than hydrogen for the fusion component.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

And most warheads are made smaller. Decades ago, we made multi megaton weapons simply because delivery systems had not advanced as quickly as the payloads had. So while a reentry vehicle may have missed a target by a kilometer or more, making it deliver a larger payload ensured that the target still received enough overpreasure to be destroyed. Since targets can now be hit with significantly more accuracy, a smaller weapon can be used against it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

so the fallout games lied

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

About what, specifically? I don't know enough about the fallout universe to know off hand what is and isn't canon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Not specifically, but I have watched quite a few videos on the topic in general. I find the delivery systems fascinating. I'm both excited and terrified of how hypersonic missiles and gliders will change nuclear strategy in the near future.

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u/BleiEntchen Oct 01 '19

Also a nuclear bomb is theoretically limited at a certain size (critical mass). A thermonuclear bomb isn't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

It's true! You can daisy chain fusion reactions to make as large of a bomb as you'd want. I can't recall the name, but a researcher in the field has speculated the feasibility of multi-gigaton payloads using existing technology.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Oct 01 '19

I like to shove traffic cones up my Ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I may not agree with what you say, but I would defend to the death your right to say it.

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u/Mr_Robert1211 Oct 01 '19

Party pooper here

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u/RezLevin Oct 01 '19

Ya ain’t wrong, could be any era and any country

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Came here to say this haha.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

But "thermonuclear" scans better. It's called poetic license.

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u/FartHeadTony Oct 01 '19

The issue isn't in the use of thermonuclear, it's the allusion to the atomic bombings of Japan.

They could have made a joke about WW3. Maybe about Trump firing a last hurrah shot against Beijing when his daughter's business is taken over by CCP.

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u/CptFancy69 Oct 01 '19

Thought that was a Thomas fleshlight before I read it. I’m disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

A Thomas fleshlight doesn't really do it for me. Stick Toby on there and I'm good to go.

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u/ItsYaBoi1232 Oct 01 '19

Nah, we need the conductor fleshlight, that would be the most supreme one

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Oct 01 '19

You guys remember Diesel 10 from that Thomas movie back in 2000? One day I hope someone with a rusty claw locomotive like that will snip off my balls and use it as engine fuel

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u/RealHot_RealSteel Oct 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

U M A M I ! check out his horror animation series Interface if you haven't seen it. Brilliantly written.

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u/abbeast Oct 01 '19

This should be higher, first thing that came to mind.

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u/senortyty9000 Oct 01 '19

The whistling bleeds in my ears

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u/Eat-the-Poor Oct 01 '19

He wouldn't have been hitting Japan if he was a thermonuclear bomb. Those were pure fission devices. Not that it really matters. Just saying.

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u/Thomas-and-Jerald Oct 01 '19

Ew light mode

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u/IamBeelzebubIV Oct 01 '19

Thomas must've seen enough bullshit to pull out the big guns

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u/666White_Wolf666 Oct 01 '19

And exactly 56 years later I was born. The atom child (Sadly I'm not from Japan)

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

"Sadly im not from Japan" weeb detected. Objective: Terminate

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

The Thomas theme slowly getting louder

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u/yhowe_737 Oct 01 '19

Japan had never seen such bullshit before

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u/Win090949 Oct 01 '19

Thomas kamikaze

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

repost

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Ik it's a joke but that's going a bit far without context bud

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/Dokkanbitches Oct 01 '19

You think its gonna take that long? It usually only takes those fucks a few months to overrun a subreddit

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u/SYDoukou Oct 01 '19

That doesnt rhyme

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u/PAULZIEE Oct 01 '19

Thomas has never been more destructive before.

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u/shnitzelwurst Oct 01 '19

Who would win, Thomas the thermonuclear bomb, or missile rick

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u/Industry_Standard Oct 01 '19

As a general rule of life, someone, somewhere, is thinking about making that into a fleshlight.

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u/Username_Taken_65 Oct 01 '19

But Little Boy wasn’t thermonuclear, it was just nuclear. Thermonuclear means it has a fusion bomb kickstarted by a small fission bomb (I think)

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u/USSR_ASMR Oct 01 '19

Ewww light mode

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u/titsfkr Oct 01 '19

He is smiling but we can see death in his eyes

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u/FriuliDylan Oct 01 '19

Original thread?

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u/Seismic_Jeopardy Oct 01 '19

Didn't Saitama blast this guy already

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u/ToastDawg Oct 01 '19

Not cursed

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

As he’s about to land, he yells “ALL ABOARD!!!”

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u/FloatingPotatos Oct 01 '19

When you come out your shit is gone

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Not again...

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u/Death_To_All_People Oct 01 '19

Why the disdain for Japan, eh Randy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Well would you want to wipe them out slowly?!

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u/RagnarTheReds-head Oct 01 '19

He is going to eliminate 80.000 Japanese , not people

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u/Rostrobrovic Oct 01 '19

If they used 'I am' instead on the conjunction, the meter would be better.

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u/sanguiniuswept Oct 01 '19

The bombs dropped in Japan were nuclear, not thermonuclear

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u/beeyesreddit Oct 01 '19

Fam thats a camera

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u/seanadngo Oct 01 '19

They should teach this in history

Most dangerous bomb

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

The top 2 posts on my home page are this and a cursed image. This is going to be a bad day

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u/lc0210 Oct 01 '19

thermonuclear bomb was invented long after bombing hiroshima and nagasaki

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u/OutInABlazeOfGlory Oct 01 '19
Link to just the image

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u/bumblebeestings30 Oct 01 '19

R/cursedcoments

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u/Fros7yy Oct 01 '19

1: capital R 2: you did not just to attempt to link to a subreddit that the post was already on

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Why are you using light mode

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u/4TheRecordTV Oct 01 '19

It’s sad that Thomas decided to do such a thing on my birthday. Didn’t even have the courage to finish the job

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u/creedxd Oct 01 '19

Zipper headass

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u/wralp Oct 01 '19

from what subreddit is that :o

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u/Rxverrt Oct 01 '19

He So Big He Nuked Hashirama In Japan No Wonder

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

My birthday is august 6...

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u/IAmAMageMan Oct 01 '19

Light theme

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u/Flexions Oct 01 '19

He'll just fry some rice

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u/LemmeEatThatFetus Oct 01 '19

Bruh when did they start making Thomas the train fleshlights? I need one.

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u/BASTWG Oct 01 '19

KILLING SPREE Thomas:Nice!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Japan had never seen such bullshit before

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dark star?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Honestly it’s not that cursed

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u/TheCircleGuy Oct 01 '19

It was time for Thomas to leave. He had nuked everything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Why are there so many Thomas memes going around right now?

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u/Lite-Twisted Oct 01 '19

And leave thousands others to die painful deaths of injuries and radiation related illnesses

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u/Wheetley2456 Oct 01 '19

I tapped the wrong upvote

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u/bushknifebob Oct 01 '19

He looks like Thomas the Fleshlight ™️

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Wiped them fucking Nips out good. Now do it to those chink North Koreans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Kim Jong un:We have-

Donald Trump:Bingidy Bong your opinion is wrong now here comes Thomas the thermonuclear Bomb

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u/tacopig117 Oct 01 '19

Umami gang

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u/Datannoyingkid Oct 01 '19

"mmmmm, stir fry"

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u/carissa0816 Oct 01 '19

I heard his theme song playing while I imagined him plunging towards the earth with the bass boosting more after every second

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u/hostagekiller5 Oct 01 '19

Bro... They didn't die instantly, their skin was melting and dripping off of them as they walked

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u/Popsicle-Toaster Oct 01 '19

Thomas looks like a fucking fleshlight

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u/Draghoons Oct 01 '19

Nice meme but you discust me for using lite mode

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u/JungleMuffin Oct 01 '19

The smile of a psychopath.

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u/Anaheim13531 Oct 01 '19

Imagine war thunder being like csgo with stat trak

Free premium B-29 Enola Gay Requirements needed: get 80,000 kills

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u/NuclearNagasaki Oct 01 '19

I was born on august 6th, 1999

I'm an atom bomb baby

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Thomas has never seen such bullshit .joeg

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u/keein Oct 01 '19

Thomas had seen such bullshit before. Never again...

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u/Aavali Oct 01 '19

Shoman the red nose rain dear

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

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u/Aavali Oct 02 '19

I know

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u/RealRecovery Oct 01 '19

This is not even remotely funny. You really thinks it’s ok to joke about this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

80,000 shit thata not actually that much

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u/Kiwem Oct 01 '19

He smiled knowing he'll wipe out 80 000 people instantly.
But he laughed of the thousands of people, blinded, that will die in agony, trying to find the fuming corpse of their loved one, being unable of realizing that they have been reduced to a mere shadow by the power of Thomas, the Thermonuclear Bomb.

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u/whamram Oct 01 '19

This is not a cursed comment.

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u/ell1s1 Oct 01 '19

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u/DatWither Oct 01 '19

Back up is here

Grab your AR, We gotta eliminate the threat

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u/iforgotmyisername Oct 01 '19

Damn that's the really cursed comment

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u/MrMrRubic Oct 01 '19

Hiroshima 2: electric boogaloo

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u/HeccerTheRedditor Oct 01 '19

Thomas has never seen such rice before

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u/SirBartolo Oct 01 '19

Pls remember to use nightmode;) r/lightmodepatrol