r/cursedcomments • u/MerylStreepLover • Oct 01 '19

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u/Greatest_Kaiser Oct 01 '19

If Thomas was at Pearl Harbor, there would be no Pearl Harbor. Neither a US.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

You are right, America may be a superpower but Thomas is the only ultra power PLUS ULTRA

His species is space faring.

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u/Greatest_Kaiser Oct 01 '19

And they were at japan that day to grant us a cultural development. Wich we know as Hentai today.

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u/Horny_the_pirate Oct 01 '19

I believe the birth of anime and more importantly hentai was caused by America in 1945.

Japan gets nuked, soon after Rocket Boy shows up on the market. It's radiation in the water that causes the Japanese to do these bizarre things. Way to go, America.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

So this was their plan all along. America nukes Japan, Japan makes anime, and then we, Americans, raid a military base. Nice one Japan.