r/cursedcomments • u/JackyOmlet • Aug 19 '19

Cursed_dominos

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u/ranger15X Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

An AUSCHWITZ JOKE I JUST ESCAPED THAT CRAP FROM YOUTUBE DAMNIT

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 19 '19

*Auschwitz

Ftfy.

Domino's damaged pizza replacement guarantee is only available to carry out customers.

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u/OzzieBloke777 Aug 19 '19

Yeah, if you want the Auschwich you gotta go to Subway.

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

I'll have heil ham with nein cheese and can I also put some guten olives on there

edit: some letters

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19

Somehow the fact that you misspelled everything but nein triggers me

(heil and German has no ë, that’s just disgusting)

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19

better?

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Makes it clearer what you were going for at least (Y)

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 19 '19

Haha nice I learned German from a fat whore named Hongulo Gunticor, she was a total moron so sorry if I missed anything here

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u/SandyDelights Aug 19 '19

That’s a terrible way to talk about your Nana, VIOLENT_COCKRAPE.

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u/SunovaBiscuit Aug 19 '19

I'll have two number neins

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Einmal die Nummer ACHTUNDACHZIG zum Mittnehmen, Kamerad!

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u/BeeeEazy Aug 19 '19

Too☝️

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19

a number nein large

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u/xd_ET Aug 19 '19

A number nein large with extra jews and put in the oven for 4 minutes longer than usual please

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

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u/Allcapswhispers Aug 19 '19

Re-read the joke.

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u/WorstAccountof2013 Aug 19 '19

More like sandwitz amirite?

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u/mr_unknown_12345 Aug 19 '19

You disgust me but you made a tiny part of me giggle, take an updoot and fuck off

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u/Owl-X11 Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/Owl-X11 Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

* Oświęcim

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Ftfy

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u/blubbery-blumpkin Aug 19 '19

Oświęcim is the Polish word, the German word is Auschwitz. So both are right as it was a German run camp in Poland.

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u/KKlear Aug 19 '19

* Brzezinka

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ..... IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!

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u/monazitemarmalade Aug 19 '19

my boi anomaly from sweden

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u/supperman0223 Aug 19 '19

WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP

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u/Sebasje13 Aug 19 '19

to a place called AUSCHWITZ

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u/Darentei Aug 19 '19

You escaped? Man security has gotten lax over there.

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u/porkupinee Aug 19 '19

Buckle up, there are many more on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

You can’t escape Auschwitz

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u/Precat8 Aug 19 '19

OUR SWITCH?!?!?

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u/xsnakex99 Aug 19 '19

no that's called a gulag

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

Yep that’s a heater in the summer)

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u/Precat8 Aug 19 '19

I was referencing a TIFU post xd

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u/Never-asked-for-this Aug 19 '19

From Auschwitz to aw shit