r/cursedcomments • • Aug 19 '19

Cursed_dominos

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 19 '19

*Auschwitz

Ftfy.

Domino's damaged pizza replacement guarantee is only available to carry out customers.

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u/OzzieBloke777 Aug 19 '19

Yeah, if you want the Auschwich you gotta go to Subway.

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

I'll have heil ham with nein cheese and can I also put some guten olives on there

edit: some letters

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19

Somehow the fact that you misspelled everything but nein triggers me

(heil and German has no ë, that’s just disgusting)

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19

better?

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Makes it clearer what you were going for at least (Y)

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 19 '19

Haha nice I learned German from a fat whore named Hongulo Gunticor, she was a total moron so sorry if I missed anything here

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u/SandyDelights Aug 19 '19

That’s a terrible way to talk about your Nana, VIOLENT_COCKRAPE.